The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

And it was actually slowly eating your leg off! Fortunately, that was when you blacked out.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Dang. No one got my reference. 
 

“Hey You. You? Are you okay?” said Butt.

[+Doomstick he/him]

And with that, the story continued in third person past tense

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Restoring all to balance.

[+Doomstick he/him]

And with that I unbalance the universe!

[Jaywalk he/him]

Said the great Unbalancer, ancient warlord.

[NameIess]

(She was a DLC boss, so the questers skipped her)

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Except now that things were unbalanced, she was skipping them!

[NameIess]

From her perspective. She was DLC, so she could only affect everything in the DLC area. (She had really cool music though)

[Jaywalk he/him]

The players threw their controllers at the tv in anger.

[NameIess]

But also bought new speakers.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Strong enough to cause earthquakes.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

earthquakes of D.O.O.M.

Edited November 6, 2020 by Chasmgoat

[NameIess]

The music was so loud that ALL NARRATION BECAME SHOUTING IN ORDER TO BE HEARD OVER THE NOISE.

[Condensation she/her]

IT WAS VERY ANNOYING, BUT IT WAS NECESSARY.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

UNFORTUNATELY, THE SOUND WAS PICKED UP BY THE SYSTEM AND AMPLIFIED FURTHER, THUS REQUIRING ALL SPEECH TO BE EVEN LOUDER.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A.C. TRIED PICKING UP HIS VOICE, BUT WAS UNSUCCESSFUL SINCE HE WAS ON MOBILE. IT WAS COMPLETELY LOST IN THE MUSIC.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X EXPERIMENTED WITH INCREASING SIZE IN OTHER WAYS, BUT WAS UNSUCCESSFUL.

Edited November 6, 2020 by xinoehp512

[+Doomstick he/him]

STICK YELLED QUIETLY

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Goat screamed Ç̴͓̳̣͍̗̯͍̱͇͈͖̻̱͕͎͖̬̬̇̈̆͋̿͋̿͋͛͊͑̅͊͂̄̍̓̂̚͘̚̚̚͠ǔ̵̠̟̫̬͙̟͔͍̳̙͚̱̮͚̮̹̞̦̠̮̮͓̫̘̪̥͊̀̄̂̊̃̐̉̈͋̿̇̈̑̒̋̓̅̔̇̑̋̓̃͗̎̋̎̓̈́̌̂̅̋̓̀͐̕̚͠͠͝͝͠r̵̢̡̧̡͉̣̝̜͔̝̲̹̭̟̣̺̫͔̩͉̘͙̞̺̙͕͖̜͎̯̱̞̪̝̳̲̅͆͊̂͆͐̽̍̄̊̌̃̎̀̍͗̆͋̽̉̃̅́̿̋̐̚͜͜͜͠͠ͅͅs̵̡̨̧̧̛̛̠̹͖̝̟̞͚͓̯̙̮̱͍̠̻̞͙̤̮̬̰̫͖͇̟̣̳͓͍͕̯͔̩̰͙̳̠̹̠͍͇͊̌͋͂̄͋̀̎͂͗̈́̾̆̓̂̐̔̍̇͊̌̓͛̿͑̃̀̈́͋̓̇̀̇̆͑͂̀̔̋̀̐͋͋͊̾͑̃͂̑̉́̃̑͒̎̋͑͂̈́̀̀͘̕͘̚̚͝͝͠͠͝͠͝͝͝e̸̡̢̧̨̛̝̫̮̖̠̯̩͕̟̤̫̠̟̩͇̦̺͈̮̭̙̗̭̯̼͍̰̹̼̫̱̙͍̱̗̥͇͕̱̠̤̺̫̖̳͉̠͙̟̬͂̓̐̀̌͌̓̔̿̈́̐̓͐̆͐͊̇̈͊̍̿̔͂̆͒̄̀͗̒̆͒̊̎͊̎́̀̈́̈́͛̔́͂̈́̔̽̑́̊̽͊͘̕̕̕͝͠͠͝͝͝d̷̛̛̛̞̮̪̫͚͈̲̺̯͓̻̩͍̜͖̘̥͔͈̰͎̘̻͎̹̲̪̭̟̳̮̘͍̣͎͙̭͒́̅̇͛̇͌̈̏̉͒͆̏́̽̅̑́̈́͑̈̈̑͋̃̓̇͛̓̓̑̂͋̄̾̑̍̀͊͂̈́͑͋̇̓̂͂͗̓̌͗̈́̓͌̕̕̚̚͘̕͝͝͝͝ͅl̸̢̛̰̣̙̥̱̱̘͖̖̝̱͍͚̫̰̪̬͚̥̘̣̖̪̪̲̝̻̭͖͎͓̪̳̽̄͑̈̇̐̓̉͌͆̍̑̍̐̈͋̀̒͑̇̔͒͆̉̔͊́̆͗̕̚͝͝͝y̵̡̢͕͓̹̦̠͚̖͉͕͈̟͉̝̟̟̰̩͇̪̭̤̯͓̟̞͍͔̣̭̤̻̥̳͕̞͇̱̲͍̤̭͚̘̤͇͇̞̋̋̈́͒͘̕ͅ

[+Doomstick he/him]

but because "cursedly" wasn't bolded, Goat just screamed.

[NameIess]

NOT THAT ANYONE COULD HEAR EITHER STICK OR GOAT.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick decided to try to speak in Silence.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Meanwhile, some actually interesting things were going on elsewhere.

[NameIess]

Then, when most of the narrators were too hoarse to narrate, he struck.