The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Absolutely leaden.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And sweet to the taste. If you were into that kind of thing.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

It tasted like candy corn.

(I have absolutely no idea what is going on, and I don't care.)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But, like... really good candy corn. 

(yeah, that's TLT for ya )

[Chasmgoat he/him]

2 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

(I have absolutely no idea what is going on, and I don't care.)

does anyone know what is going on?

with a hint of paprika

edit: i just got double ninja'd

Edited November 2, 2020 by Chasmgoat

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But was highly toxic.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

But people still ate it anyway.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because they were immune to its toxicity.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Except in certain situations, like while riding a turtle while rubbing ketchup on your forehead.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

This was surprisingly common.

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was mostly the turtles who were surprised.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But it posed a dilemma.

[LukeWasTaken he/him]

Everyone started dropping like flies.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because the ground had vanished.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Which luckily stopped many people from riding turtles and smearing ketchup on their foreheads.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Much to the relief of the turtles.

[+Doomstick he/him]

who were breathing through straws

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

stuffed with cotton.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It was an ancient form of turtle torture.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But now they were free!

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Orchestral music accompanied their freedom.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was incredibly dramatic, as it was also in freefall.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

When they hit the ground the tubas made the generic big tuba blast that they do sometimes.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Spewing cookies everywhere.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

They were chocolate chip.