The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

All together, the brainwashed children created an army of...

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Mr. Green was, in fact, Mike in disguise.

Edit: NINJA’DS

Edited October 26, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The ninjads were even more deadly than  

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

They were what became of those poor brainwashed children.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They wanted to...

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Race car drivers and pig farmers in their off time.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Give everyone hugs!

Spoiler

Deadly hugs. 

 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Provide molten chocolate!

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Suck out peoples souls!

[+Doomstick he/him]

through their fingernails

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

A very, very intense process. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

it involved using nails to remove fingernails then using fingernails like nails, it could only be preformed by Nale.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

preformed meaning formed before...

[Jaywalk he/him]

Before Nale's naptime, that was.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

which was at 1:17 pm.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Because he woke up at 1:00 AM. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

It was easier to serve justice under cover of night.

[NameIess]

Nale was taking lessons from Batman.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Night was his blanket's name, it bledd Nightblood sometimes.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Which was really cool looking.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So cool looking, in fact, that it

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Had the power to paralyze those who saw it with awesomeness. 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

It was considered to be one of the most powerful weapons in the universe and was banned by the Geneva convention.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

For destroying other's self-esteem with its awesomeness.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It had no effect on those with no self-esteem, however.