The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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They made sure to include the majestik møøse

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And some healthy dance mornings. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Broadcast live on Universe Penrose TV!

[+Doomstick he/him]

"A Møøse once bit my sister..." Butt Venture started to tell a story

[NameIess]

It was a very sad story.

[+Doomstick he/him]

"She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end  
  of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo
  dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo         
  Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

[NameIess]

It was also terrifying.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

[NameIess]

... And long.

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the credits rolled:

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Production Manager     JULIAN DOYLE      
Assistant Director     GERRY HARRISON    
Special Effects     JOHN HORTON    
 Choreography     LEO KHARIBIAN
Fight Director & Period Consultant     JOHN WALLER                       
         Make Up Artists     PEARL RASHBASS, PAM LUKE
Special Effects Photography     JULIAN DOYLE               
        Animation Assistance     LUCINDA COWELL, KATE HEPBURN
             Møøse Trained by     YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA

Lighting Cameraman     TERRY BEDFORD     
Special Møøse Effects     OLAF PROT            
 Møøse Costumes     SIGGI CHURCHILL

Designer     ROY SMITH
Møøse choreographed by     HORST PROT III        
Miss Taylor's Møøses by     HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME    
     Møøse trained to mix concrete and                                           
sign complicated insurance forms by     JURGEN WIGG                        

Editor     JOHN HACKNEY
       Møøses noses wiped by     BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER
 Large møøse on the left hand side                                       
of the screen in the third scene from the                                              
end, given a thorough grounding in Latin,                                              
French and "O" Level Geography by     BO BENN                          
Suggestive poses for the møøse                                   

suggested by     VIC ROTTER  
Antler-care by     LIV THATCHER 

 

[NameIess]

Everyone had already left to go to the bathroom.

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so llamas happened!

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Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama

 

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Llamas was the name of a legendary, cataclysmic disco event.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Celebrating the great one Lla.

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the Lla was produced
MARK FORSTATER

Assisted By
EARL J. LLAMA
MILT Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Fun fact: in 8th grade Civics, we had a project where we stranded on an island and had to create a society. My partner and I decided to make a society that was completely llama based. It was called Lland'o'Llamaz and it was majestic. 

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Nameless asked everyone if they had known that llamas were an excellent wolf-deterrent.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Ghanderflaffle says that no, she did not know that and she would like to know more.

Wow I didn’t realize how close TLPW is.

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X's avatar sneezed.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Because he was allergic to...

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Secretly significant things.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Secretly significant somethings, rather. 

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Only Fate knew what they were.

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And Jerry

 

(Directed By

40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS

6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS

142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS

14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)

REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON

76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY

and

TERRY GILLIAM & TERRY JONES)

[NameIess]

2 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Ghanderflaffle says that no, she did not know that and she would like to know more.

Nameless inquired as to whether Ghanderflaffle wanted a few anti-wolf llamas.