The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Destroy Tasteness!

[Condensation she/her]

He went about this mission with great dignity.

[NameIess]

And stateliness.

[Condensation she/her]

And augustness.

[NameIess]

And incredibility.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

(the inability to cite the sources on a school project)

[Condensation she/her]

This was very bad.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The turducken was fined a large sum.

[Condensation she/her]

Which it refused to pay.

[Mist she/her]

So the FBI came after it for plagiarism.

Edited October 25, 2020 by Mist

[AonEne he/him]

They sent five people to kill it. 

[Condensation she/her]

But one of them was Treble, who was so soft-hearted that she could never kill anyone, let alone a sentient awakened turducken.

[Silva]

The other four weren't so nice, however.

[Condensation she/her]

Treble tried to stop them.

[Mist she/her]

Treble only managed to keep them from killing it. They arrested it instead.

[Condensation she/her]

Arrested as in electric shock, that is.

[NameIess]

Then She arrived.

[Mist she/her]

She wore a mantle of lightning, and her eyes were stormy. She was not pleased.

[Condensation she/her]

Her name was...

[Chasmgoat he/him]

geoaerarefaifjaojaiowja'afe'afaijafiojioj, but it was pronounced like ruby

[Condensation she/her]

Geoaerarefaifjaojaiowja'afe'afaijafiojioj was the deity of electricity.

[Mist she/her]

She wore practical clothes, embroidered with lightning.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They weren't particularly fancy otherwise, however.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

The turducken was underwhelmed by the lack of fancy clothes. 

[Mist she/her]

And also by the fact that it had just been severely shocked.