The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

Melody stared at the sleeping bags. "What are all of these for?"

So, @Jaywalk, what do you think?(See previous page)

[+Doomstick he/him]

4 minutes ago, revelryintheart said:

woah that's a forbidden word. you better watch out vapor or chaos will come for you.

Ene more probably

"sleeping, duh!" said the disembodied voice of Boulder, the Narrator of obvious statements

[Condensation she/her]

"Well, duh, but I was wondering who would use that many sleeping bags! I haven't seen anyone but that knight, Treble, and people who came here with me.

[Mist she/her]

"Maybe I brought them," said Sir Mistborn. How he got here, 

[Condensation she/her]

only Narrator H knew. And she wasn't telling. "Well, did you?" asked Treble.

[Mist she/her]

"Did I bring them? RAFO, which stands for

[+Doomstick he/him]

Run And Fall Off

[Mist she/her]

Which means that I didn't bring them. There was this random cliff, and the bags and I fell off of it."

[+Doomstick he/him]

"I, however, did impale you on one"

no, I don't care how little sense it makes to impale someone on a sleeping bag

[Condensation she/her]

"Who, me?" asked Melody. "I'm not impaled by a sleeping bag, and neither is Song or Treble. I think. Were you talking to the tree?"

[+Doomstick he/him]

"are you sure? It did fall directly onto you"

[Condensation she/her]

"I think it would be really hard to get impaled by a sleeping bag, especially if it just fell on me." said Treble.

[+Doomstick he/him]

"quite the opposite"

[Condensation she/her]

That's the incorrect use of opposite if you're trying to use it as a preposition.

"It's normally easy, but apparently today you lucked out."

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 minute ago, Condensation said:

That's the incorrect use of opposite if you're trying to use it as a preposition.

"It's normally easy, but apparently today you lucked out."

i don't care, i'm just using words that can be prepositions, nobody ever said that I was using them as prepositions

"because your friend outside took the one that would have impaled you"

Edited September 18, 2020 by Doomstick

[Condensation she/her]

"My friend outside?" asked Song. "Oh, is it X's avatar?" She winked at Melody.

[+Doomstick he/him]

"whoever they are, they are over there"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Ow," said X's avatar neutrally.

[Jaywalk he/him]

10 hours ago, Condensation said:

Well, that's all well and good, but that's after much set up, getting to know the villain, getting to know the characters, and not all of the random stuff we have to deal with. I would be totally fine with that amount of violence in that situation, in fact I think it makes it better(in some cases) because it makes it more real. Just a knight showing up and killing all of my current characters is not logical, however. Would you like to create a bit more of a story? I can create a new thread called The Linear Longest Thread that has all of the same rules(actually maybe it'll be an RP) but most of the same rules except it has to stay linear and we can totally do that kind of thing. I dig villains that cause hurt for everyone around them, and that 'savor suffering'(not quoting, just paraphrasing), and I'd love to create a story with all y'all. We can even have our characters restart, I wouldn't mind having Melody fall for X all over again(  ) and I can probably have Melody and Song be twins in that alternate reality. So, yes or no? Because now that I've typed this out, I'm really excited for this and I'm hoping you say yes.

I’d be down to start a plot separate from here. My problem with the current version is that plot and randomness are conflicting with each other, each trying to chase the other away. But I’d be happy to join another plot somewhere else!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar seemed suddenly distressed.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because a piranha was gnawing on his favorite shoes.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Apparently. 

[Mist she/her]

"Are you okay? Can I help? I'm sometimes an expert on piranhas."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The piranhas turned to solid gold, then into water.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless, with no context whatsoever, said the first thing that came to mind. “Leprechauns! They’ve arrived!”