The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But no more than that, as rooms were much less flighty.

[Experience he/him]

Then suddenly, a hole was blown in a wall.

[Vapor she/her]

Much, MUCH less flighty.

[Turtle they/them]

and in jumped the hamsters

[Experience he/him]

armed with shrink-ray guns

[xinoehp512 he/him]

and green potatoes.

[Jaywalk he/him]

They were pursued by an Irishman.

[Vapor she/her]

Who was actually Scottish.

[+Doomstick he/him]

As in his name was “Scottish“ Scott for short

[Jaywalk he/him]

Cause there was no potato famine in Scotland.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

32 minutes ago, Doomstick said:

As in his name was “Scottish“ Scott for short

“Huh, you changed your name back!” Truthless noted.

[Condensation she/her]

Melody, confused, runs past all the random walls, rooms, and hamsters(with shrink-ray guns) and found her way into a maze made entirely of brick walls. She ran in, turned right, turned left, and then found herself totally lost.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger set a group of dead-and-alive cats to round up the hampsters.

[Condensation she/her]

*hamsters

Melody spun 180 degrees, then spun again. "Where am I?" She took a couple of turns, ran into a dead end, and turned back. She took the opposite of her previous turns, but did not end up in the same place. This happened a couple of times before she came to this conclusion: the maze was changing. "Help! Help! I'm stuck in the maze and I think it's changing!" She listened hard but couldn't hear anything.

[Mat he/him]

Reg finally made it back from the Cognitive realm after being judo-flipped by a ninja and realized he had no idea what was going on. He decided he had better catch some hamsters.

[Condensation she/her]

Melody had heard somewhere that the best way to get out of a maze was to keep one hand on the right wall and follow it. She put her hand on the wall and began to walk.

After walking for a while, she noticed a black and white striped crab following her. "Well, hello there!" She crouched and reached out a hand, which the crab scuttled onto. "You're very friendly!" Melody marveled, standing back up and drawing her face closer to the crab. "Would you like to come with me? If you don't mind, I'd like someone to talk to. I'll call you Monochrome, or Mono for short!" She started walking again, the crab on her hand.

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid jumps down onto Melody's shoulders and yells, "Yee haw!!!"

[Condensation she/her]

I'm going to ignore the yes and rule. Just no.

"I feel like I'm walking in circles," Melody said to Mono. "Do you feel the same way?" However, Melody can't find any evidence that she's walking in circles, so she continues walking with her hand on the right wall.

Also my crab looks like this except black and white, like a zebra. Yes, this is a hermit crab. Never mind, that didn't work. It's a black and white hermit crab around the size of your two thumbs put together, but a bit taller.

 

Edited August 21, 2020 by Condensation

[Vapor she/her]

Fine.

Vapid walks into a wall.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but there was no wall

[Vapor she/her]

There was only a wlalal.

[Condensation she/her]

So Vapid stumbled forward into a walal.

Melody notices an odd intersection she's seen before, and realizes that she has been walking in circles. "Okay, Mono, I guess we'd better try another of these corridors. How does that one look?" She points to the middle hallway. The crab bobs up and down, by coincidence or on purpose, and so Melody walks down that corridor.

Ninja'd

[+Doomstick he/him]

but there was no corridor, only a wlalalal

[Condensation she/her]

Melody raised her eyebrows at the wlalalal, then walked down the next corridor, placing her hand back on the right wall.

Flame on!

Edited August 21, 2020 by Condensation

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It melted into sand.