The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

Except some of them were samurais with double swords(like my dad has), so Melody went to talk to them.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger was still in a biplane, relieved that nothing unfortunate had happened.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The ninjas narrowed their eyes at Melody.

[Mat he/him]

Reg appeared from the shadows behind the ninjas and judo-flipped their leader.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He landed on Reg's head.

[Mat he/him]

Causing a spinal cord injury.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Reg was perturbed. 

[Kings_way he/they]

Because all his orange juice spilled.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The orange was horrified.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because his cousin was doing a happy dance around a dead body.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

That had been squeezed of all sustenance.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And also joy.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Drama had no time to know what was going on, so she flew through the air on her no-longer-flightless ostrich, screaming, "TLDR!!!!!!!!!"

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid looked enviously at the ostrich. "I want one..." she whispered.

[theTruthshaper]

Narrator A snaps his fingers, an Ostrich plummets down upon Vapor, flattening her. "Oops"

Edited August 15, 2020 by The_Truthwatcher

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The skull was riding the Ostrich.

Edited August 15, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid squeals and hugs the ostrich.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The ostrich mistook her for a pig.

[Mat he/him]

And the ostrich ran off, determined to bring home the bacon- which was actually Vapid- back to its ostrich family.

Meanwhile, Reg was now a cognitive shadow, and was in the process of ordering Kelsier's Guide to Returning to the Physical Realm on the Shadesmar Ebay.

Edited August 15, 2020 by Matrim's Dice

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The bidding was fierce.

[Turtle they/them]

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On 8/14/2020 at 3:50 PM, Emi said:

Welcome to the Shard! 

 

why thank you.

in the end, one of those hamsters from page one bought the book, and subsequently gnawed it to pieces.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Reg was devastated.

[Turtle they/them]

SO devastated!!!!!!!!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Beyond belief.

[Turtle they/them]

And so he sent a force to hunt down all the hamsters and de-spike them.