The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

2 hours ago, Condensation said:

Okay, ignoring my post then?

She quickly ran up to it, paused, then ran inside. Seconds later, they heard a bloodcurdling scream coming from inside. It was the chickens, scared by Melody's appearance.

You Ninja’d me.

27 minutes ago, Vapor said:

And then she got pecked in the nose.

The chicken blushed.

[Vapor she/her]

And then in the sandwich, which was on her foot.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger was confused by the blushing floor sandwich, then realized the pesky ninja was messing with things again.

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid apologized

[Mat he/him]

Reg, who was absent from the beginning of the quest poofed into existence, and realized in horror that giant robo-chickens did not in fact give giant eggs! He declared in a solemn voice, "We must find a wormhole to a different dimension, where the giant chickens are actually chickens!"

I'm debating whether all the notifications I'll get is worth following the thread to keep up with the story...

Edited August 13, 2020 by Matrim's Dice

[Condensation she/her]

Melody sighs. "Where are we going to find a wormhole to a different dimension?"

hey someone say here and then put a link to TST where we can get giant eggs and then come back here with them.

[Mat he/him]

Reg shrugs. "We could probably ask the Narrators nicely. Oh, Naaaaarators!!!!!"

A booming voice bounces back instantaneously. "NO"

Edit: I realized what you were asking, Condensation, a bit too late. Whoops  

Edited August 13, 2020 by Matrim's Dice

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid kicks the giant robot chicken and walks away.

[Condensation she/her]

Melody keeps looking for a wormhole to another dimension.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger glanced awkwardly at his hidden alternate dimension, then shook his head. He didn't think that's what Melody had in mind.

[Mat he/him]

Reg starts digging a hole in the shape of a worm.

[NameIess]

11 hours ago, Condensation said:

Melody sighs. "Where are we going to find a wormhole to a different dimension?"

Nameless perked up. "I can get you to TST." He drew Shar, cutting a hole in the fabric of space-time. "Here you go:"

 

[Kings_way he/they]

King reappears after being gone for a while, and remembers that he has a giant egg in his pocket.

[NameIess]

He checked his pocket and realized that it was rotten, moldy, and broken.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But that could be fixed.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger went on a side quest to find some superglue.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It had mixed results.

[Silva]

Some potatoes were uncovered.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Most of them were half-rotten, though.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But enough of them weren't.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because they weren’t ripe

[xinoehp512 he/him]

All that would have to be done would be to wait for them to ripen.

[Vapor she/her]

But they never would

[NameIess]

Because they were frozen in time by the giant sorcerer chicken.

[Vapor she/her]

Which was evil