The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

Melody looks up. "You should be scared of her because death is inevitable and she could be the one to bring it. We will all die and yet we must struggle to survive, as it is our way. You should be scared of her because your struggle to survive and her struggle to survive have conflicted, and only one of you may win."

[NameIess]

Nameless smiled. "You don't know much about TLT do you? I've already died twice."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

37 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless laughed hysterically. "You think I should be scared of her? For what reason? Because she stabbed me in the back while I was asleep?" he smiled "or maybe because she was so powerful, that after "killing" me, she ran away from a storm?"

"No," said the octopus, hanging off Nameless's face to look into his eyes. "You should be scared of her because she was only just created, yet she managed to kill you." His colors shifted hypnotically. "You should be scared of her because no matter how hard you search, you will never find her until she wants to be found." He leaned in uncomfortably close. "And you should be scared," he whispered, "because she does not accept your authority. And she never will."

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

"No," said the octopus, hanging off Nameless's face to look into his eyes. "You should be scared of her because she was only just created, yet she managed to kill you." His colors shifted hypnotically. "You should be scared of her because no matter how hard you search, you will never find her until she wants to be found." He leaned in uncomfortably close. "And you should be scared," he whispered, "because she does not accept your authority. And she never will."

Nameless laughed again. "She managed to kill me did she? I seem to be perfectly fine now. Anyone can kill anyone with a little god-modding, especially if they aren't present." Nameless pointed. "observe:" @Truthless of Shinovar collapsed dead of a heart attack. "As for not accepting my authority, well..." Nameless looked directly into Dr. Who's eyes. "I've found that none of Xinoehp's creations do."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

Nameless laughed again. "She managed to kill me did she? I seem to be perfectly fine now. Anyone can kill anyone with a little god-modding, especially if they aren't present." Nameless pointed. "observe:" @Truthless of Shinovar collapsed dead of a heart attack.

"Everyone's got to start somewhere, haven't they?" said Dr. Who Octopus. "Besides, Y - unlike you - isn't a Narrator."

5 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"As for not accepting my authority, well..." Nameless looked directly into Dr. Who's eyes. "I've found that none of Xinoehp's creations do."

Dr. Who Octopus chuckled. "Boy, you have not seen anything yet."

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Everyone's got to start somewhere, haven't they?" said Dr. Who Octopus. "Besides, Y - unlike you - isn't a Narrator."

"And I didn't use my narrator powers against her, did I?" Nameless replied. "Besides, about three separate narrators helped establish my "death", one of which was Xinoehp."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"There is no Xinoehp," said Dr Who Octopus cryptically. "There is only Fate."

[Kings_way he/they]

When did TLT turn into an incredibly strange rp?

King pulled everyone into an alternate dimension that was exactly like our own, but with chocolate instead of dirt.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Always has been.

Schrodinger, realizing this was an option, made a secret dimension for later. Then he sat down and started nibbling the grass.

Edited August 11, 2020 by Ashbringer

[NameIess]

It's always been like this.

Nameless looked at Dr. Who Octopus. "So this is some kind of crazy plot thing? I'm cool with it, as long as I get to duel Y again."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"In time," said Dr. Who Octopus, fading into the shadows. "In time..."

A chocolate ninja exploded from the ground!

[Kings_way he/they]

King reminded Schrodinger that the dirt was chocolate, not the grass.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Wow,” Truthless said, poking at his chest. “It feels weird not to have a heartbeat.”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He ate some chocolate to feel better.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Scrodinger replied that grass that grew from chocolate had to be sweet as well. Although it certainly tasted... like grass. Minty and sweet, but still grass.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Not terrible, just... grass.

[Mist she/her]

Of course, it was delectable to the horse.

[Kings_way he/they]

The mutant cow also liked the grass.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It made it have chocolate milk.

[Mat he/him]

Which happened to be Schrodinger's favorite drink- but also his twin brother, Regnidorhcs, favorite drink.

[NameIess]

Nameless started rebuilding the school.

[Condensation she/her]

Melody fell backward from her seated position 5 feet in the air, landing on her back and getting the wind knocked out of her. "Oof," she said, them grumbled to herself and went to sleep, dreaming sad, pessimistic, and negative dreams.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger said hello to his new twin and asked if he was alive or dead or alive and dead.

[Mat he/him]

Regnidorhcs answered Schrodinger by falling on his head.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

In fact, he was dead and alive.