The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Mat he/him]

On the fast-food industry.

[AonEne he/him]

EXCEPT FOR CHIC-FIL-A. 

[Channelknight Fadran]

So they could save that one for last, because it's the worst.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Until a massive cow came upon them and hypnotized them into changing their minds

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they attacked it first instead!

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger seemed to have lost control of the massive cats.

Edited August 5, 2020 by Ashbringer

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Actually, he didn't like Chick-fil-A either.

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid makes a dad joke and everyone laughs

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar gazes introspectively.

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid climbs in a limo that’s a mile long

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And gets out at her destination.

[Vapor she/her]

Which is a mile long

[xinoehp512 he/him]

An asteroid.

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid starts doing the polka

[xinoehp512 he/him]

In russian.

[Vapor she/her]

And then in French

[Mat he/him]

And then attempts to do it in sign language

[Vapor she/her]

But it doesn't work

[Kings_way he/they]

Because the astroide had just fallen to earth, barely missing chick-fil-a.

Edited August 6, 2020 by Kings_way

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And a stray chunk bonked Vapid.

[Mat he/him]

Sending her to a literal dreamland

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The afterlife.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger realized he’d somehow disconnected himself from reality and swore to try and mend the gap.

Seriously, how did I manage to unfollow the thread...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With superglue.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Which was the perfect choice, really. Any other material would have...