The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

Said Narrator was Order 65.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But that was irrelevant.

[Emi she/her]

So he was sad to be an irrelevant number.

Edited August 8, 2020 by Emi

[NameIess]

12 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

"A Narrator could just revert whatever happened," pointed out X's avatar.

"And if the narrator did not know anything had happened?"

 

Nameless turned back to his class. "All right everyone, your homework for this week is simple: I want you to come up with a list of strategies for fighting wizards, along with a list of wizard types that the strategies would work best against."

[Jaywalk he/him]

A kid in the back of the classroom passed a note to his friend three seats over.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator X's avatar knocked it out of the air with wind.

[NameIess]

"Remember everyone, you have a test next week, so make sure to study chapters one through three thoroughly." Nameless checked his watch, then waved at the students. "Class dismissed."

[Mat he/him]

Little did the students know, the test was on chapter four.

[NameIess]

Nameless glared at Matrim. "I thought I asked that my fellow narrators not interfere with my teaching schedule!"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But the students were geniuses, so that wouldn't be a problem.

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid was skipping class

[xinoehp512 he/him]

To eat lunch.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger memorized the textbook, and then placed an Illusion that disappeared Nameless's chair.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Nameless spent the next three minutes looking for it.

[NameIess]

Nameless decided that Schrodinger needed a pop quiz.

 

Schrodinger appeared in an empty field. Surrounding him were three wizards.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger waved at the wizards.

[NameIess]

They blasted him with fire.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger made an illusion of himself running toward the West, then stopped, dropped, and rolled... away.

[NameIess]

He hit something and stopped.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger panicked, misclicked, and Pasted his copy of Butt Venture’s kingdom again.

[NameIess]

Right on top of himself.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He sat in the throne room.

[NameIess]

Then the wizards collapsed it on top of him.

[Kings_way he/they]

fortunately, it was just an illusion. The real Schrodinger was still in Nameless' classroom.

[NameIess]

Not that Schrodinger knew this, until he was told afterwards. He had felt every single sensation that accompanied having several tons of marble and rock crashed onto your head.