The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

It was Drama, riding on her ostrich.

"Hey, wait for us! We want to ride on a hot-air balloon! That's on our bucket list!"

[Jaywalk he/him]

Or it had been, rather. The marker on the bucket had gotten smudged.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But riding in a hot air balloon was fun, so they were going to do it anyway!

[NameIess]

Nameless appeared in the hot air balloon.

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid jumped on the hot air balloon and sat on the top

[Experience he/him]

A flock of birds swarmed the balloon and popped it. 

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger regained consiousness as they all started falling from the sky.

”AAAAAAAÄAAAAAAAAAAH!” he yelled.

Then, from the distance, Lucky the cat appeared flying Schrodinger’s old biplane!

[Vapor she/her]

But they grew big and everybody got on their backs

[Experience he/him]

Because of the great strain now placed on the biplanes back, he decided to fall to get the now overweight cat off of him.

[Vapor she/her]

Then some chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs turned evil

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Right before they were consumed.

[Kings_way he/they]

king had decided to eat the chicken nuggets, and was now possessed by the spirits of the evil dinosaurs 

[Experience he/him]

The dinosaurs made the king do outrageous things. Such as doing the chicken dance.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And attempting to fly!

[Experience he/him]

Using chicken shoes. 

[Ashbringer he/him]

Lucky reverted himself and his biplane to normal, then began meowing at the very large birds and maybe-dinosaurs.

[NameIess]

Nameless hovered in the air next to Lucky, lost in thought.

[Mat he/him]

The maybe-dinosaurs decided they weren't dinosaurs, but instead they wanted to be house cats.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But to do so, they would need to cast a spell.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger, having claimed Dominion over cats, cast the spell for them.

[Channelknight Fadran]

However, cats are infinitely more powerful than any creature or being, so they attacked Schrodinger after the spell.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And the formerly maybe-dinosaurs were happy.

[Silva]

Only for a brief while, though.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Then they learned about KFC.

[Experience he/him]

And declared war.