The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

For two weeks straight.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It woke up everyone in the neighboring town. 

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid waved to get everyone's attention and tells everyone to get back on track.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger didn’t know where the track was. He was just riding along with a giant chimaera-cat.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was at that point that the rock tree was resurrected.

[Vapor she/her]

But the chimera-cat tripped on the invisible pineapple

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And had to stop to eat it.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And to take a nap. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A very long nap.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Called death. 

[Vapor she/her]

And Vapid sobbed that her pineapple was gone.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because as it turned out, hundred year old pineapples were posionous.

[Vapor she/her]

Until they weren't

[NameIess]

But that day would not come for another 2,000 years.

[Condensation she/her]

I reject your reality and add my own

But then they all decided to find a way out of the abyss so that they could continue on their quest.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"How?" asked X's avatar. "I don't think there is one."

[Jaywalk he/him]

The abyss responded in kind, groaning at them.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar was highly perturbed by this.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The abyss apologized.

[NameIess]

X's avatar woke up.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Utterly alone.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But not for long!

[Mat he/him]

There suddenly was a glowing blue muskrat running around his ankles.

Edited August 4, 2020 by Matrim's Dice

[Vapor she/her]

But it ate a dino nugget through its nose

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Hello," said X's avatar to the muskrat, still perturbed. "Do you know where I am?"