The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

The house accepted, with a caveat.

[Silva]

But all of this was irrelevant.

[Emi she/her]

Because somebody burnt the house a minute after acceptation

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It was But and Butte Venture.

Edited July 14, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[dannnex male]

They roasted the house in a rap battle.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was on convection roast

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

With waffles.

[Kings_way he/they]

The waffles had been made six years prior by an Italian plumber.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Named Babooskerz.

[Jaywalk he/him]

He tended to track pasta all over his customers’ floors.

[Negative_Null They/Them]

And that was to say nothing of his impasta twin brother

[Shard of Reading he/him]

What he did was almost unspeakable.

[dannnex male]

He spoke German. It’s almost unspeakable.

[Mist she/her]

He also ate marinara sauce with ice cream. 

Ninja'd. 

Edited July 16, 2020 by Mist

[Shard of Reading he/him]

And tacos with ranch dressing

[Mist she/her]

I actually enjoy taco salad with ranch. 

Many thought him crazy for it.

[dannnex male]

Well, taco salad with ranch makes sense cuz you have lettuce and cabbage and whatever other green stuff is in salad, just putting in a normal taco would be bad.

But he did these things to point attention away from his true atrocity.

[Silva]

It involved wafflles.

[AonEne he/him]

On 7/11/2020 at 8:43 PM, The Awakened Salad said:

What does TTT stand for? 

Talk to transformer 

On 7/13/2020 at 10:37 AM, Truthless of Shinovar said:

“Ah,” Lieless said, “you must have stumbled upon that night that I ate seven boxes of pizza in one sitting.”

...are you okay? 

No one could know. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

2 hours ago, AonEne said:

...are you okay? 

As long as the mind prevails against the body, yes

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Whilst all of this was occurring, Drama had been herding all of the toags while riding on the featherless emo emu

[dannnex male]

Suddenly, Bean Sharks. 

[Silva]

Chaos ensued.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

He was very mad at the bean sharks as they double posted often, had multiple accounts, gamed the upvote system, talked crem to everyone, and created identical threads for questions that were long answered, so he banned all of them.

Edited July 17, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Jaywalk he/him]

But there was one who escaped his wrath... @beantheboy12