The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Silva]

A pleasant aroma to a certain species.

[Jaywalk he/him]

But only ghanderflaffles that identified as Apache Attack Helicopters.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

There was a surprising amount.

Edited July 17, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Jaywalk he/him]

One was named Jefferiah.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

(His christening had been interrupted by an attack helicopter).

[Mist she/her]

It had adopted him after his parents died, hence the reason he identified as a helicopter. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Eventually, his parents had to break the news to him about his adoption.

 

[theTruthshaper]

But instead they broke the helicopter

[Lunamor she/her]

's code of conduct by hovering directly over a residential area and yelling out vaguely ominous statements.

"If only today weren't a Thursday..."

"Online shopping will be your fiery downfall, Jeff..."

"The ducks have run out of bread..."

[Emi she/her]

So Jefferiah got angry

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

(Un)fortunately, Jeff knew the helicopter’s one weakness.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Doing the chicken dance while wearing full medieval body armor.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

At this, Jeff broke down in tears.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Of jubilation. 

[Mist she/her]

Now that he knew their weakness, he could protect the helicopters from it.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Or destroy them from off the face of the earth, whichever he felt like.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Which was kinda odd, considering they were his parents and all.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But it didn't matter to him. Not anymore.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Nothing mattered to him.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Because he had taken Tom's black serum.

[Emi she/her]

And he drunk it

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It too tasted like pool water.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

He felt as though the world had cursed him with pool water flavored liquids, as everything he drank tasted like pool water.

[Emi she/her]

And those who saw him later were saying that he looks like a person from water and chlorine.

[Lunamor she/her]

He had permanent pruny fingers.