The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[BringerOfLight]

If the fourth walls are broke, I don't think we need to use dialogue tags? But yes, let's call the mimes. They'll know what to do.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But the mimes didn't show up. They had decided to strike, demanding higher wages for fixing the wall. An uprising was starting and Silence didn't know what to do. 

Edited June 21, 2020 by Shard of Thought

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he let Samuel deal with it.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

When Samuel saw the mob of mimes outside Silence's headquarters, he fainted.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Into a pit of were-squirrels.

[BringerOfLight]

Why are we still narrating if the fourth wall is broken?

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

“Beats me,” Truthless said to Light, then proceeded to sprout wings and fly off to become an apprentice of the Ninjas.

[BringerOfLight]

"Guys," Light reluctantly said in the narrator format. "We're free now. We don't need to use the narrator format! Nevermind, the mimes just fixed the fourth wall."

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Indeed, the mimes had been forced into slavery once again, and had grudgingly fixed the wall.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Butt cackled.

[Hen she/her]

Wants to contribute but very much does not want to read 1057 pages of story. 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, Hentient said:

Wants to contribute but very much does not want to read 1057 pages of story. 

You don't have to, that's the best part! Anything goes here, it's chaos and it's fun.

[AonEne he/him]

“Why is everyone talking about being free when none of us were trapped?” Ene asked curiously. “Don’t the mimes mostly like their jobs, or is that just the ones I met?” 

[Lunamor she/her]

"One cannot wish for freedom if they are unaware of its existence," Luna said sagely, nodding her head and pretending she knew what "serendipity" meant.

[Jaywalk he/him]

A young mime suddenly revered Luna as a great philosopher.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It spread, and suddenly, a religion was started amongst the mimes following Luna.

[BringerOfLight]

They called themselves the "Lunatics".

[Mat he/him]

14 hours ago, Hentient said:

Wants to contribute but very much does not want to read 1057 pages of story. 

This changes subject so often it would be pointless  I typically just re-read the page it's on.

Despite their name, they were perfectly sane.

[Jaywalk he/him]

On Tuesdays.

[Silva]

The rest of the time, their sanity was questionable.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But only slightly so.

[BringerOfLight]

In their opinion, at least.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But it was their Tuesday opinion, so maybe it held water.

[BringerOfLight]

They decided to test if it held water- it didn't. The walls were filled with holes.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

This needed fixing, stat.