The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

The hosts of the baking show commented that it had been proving for quite a long time.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But they couldn't say no to money.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because Money was the Ghanderflaffle Emperor

[Jaywalk he/him]

A gust of wind found its way into the palace, sending the pile of cash fluttering off the throne.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The true Emperor stood at the window, looking out on his empire.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

He was Peso.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

An ancient being.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He bowed to only one other... Cupthulu!

Edited June 24, 2020 by The Last Post

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The ruler of an even greater empire.

[Silva]

Cups.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Holders of coffee and hot chocolate.

[Mat he/him]

Bane of the Bowl-Kingdom and Ruler of Dishtopia.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Holder of the shard of spilling

Edited June 25, 2020 by Shard of Reading
wrong shard

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Ranked first in the inter-universe Holding Things competition.

[+Doomstick he/him]

So they eat many kale leaves

[BringerOfLight]

And gained the powers of the gods!

[Silva]

The lowly gods, that is.

[BringerOfLight]

The powers included the ability to make the perfect PB & J, and the ability to always have a napkin in your pocket. They were powerful indeed.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Easily enough to rule over the average universe.

[Mat he/him]

Which they did- granting sandwiches to the general populous and dreaming of even more power! *Gasp*

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Gerald the squid whistled a lonely tune.

[Silva]

He currently was surrounded by a swarm of jellyfish.

[Mat he/him]

Wow, that certainly changed quickly  

The tune was still lonely, as jellyfish don't have brains and therefore cannot provide adequate company.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He'd been exiled there by Dr Who Octopus.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Who’d been exiled by Cupthulu