The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[BringerOfLight]

Because the Ghostbusters, a ghost-supporting group, frowned on the violent ways of the Ghostbeaters.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A large supernatural conflict rose up between the two groups.

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

The Ghostbusters threw kindness at the Ghostbeaters.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The Ghostbeaters were unsure of how to respond.

[BringerOfLight]

So they threw a nuke back at the Ghostbusters.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They forgot to factor in the distance between them, however.

[BringerOfLight]

And that spelled the end for the Ghostbeaters.

[Mat he/him]

But also the end of the Ghostbusters.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

In their place rose something new.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

The Ghostbakers.

[AonEne he/him]

The Ghostbloods had decided to follow in the footsteps of the Dark Alley and The Underground Bakers’ Association and become bakers. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

They made a killer strawberry shortcake.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they then hired some ghostbearers

[Jaywalk he/him]

Who were traveling under the guise of ghost bears.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They had the fancy sheets and everything.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

But perhaps the strangest group of all was the Ghostbejewelers

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

They gave fashion advice for ghosts.

[Silva]

Ghosts had a hard time finding clothing that worked for them.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Ectoplasm was a notoriously difficult material to work with.

[BringerOfLight]

15 hours ago, Jaywalk said:

They made a killer strawberry shortcake.

Literally. They're assassins, remember?

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

47 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Ectoplasm was a notoriously difficult material to work with.

So they made ghostbear fur jackets.

[Mat he/him]

That sadly were 2 sizes too small

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Luckily, ectoplasm grows in the wash.

[Silva]

Unfortunately, no one could find a washing machine.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they had to invent one.