The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[BringerOfLight]

A one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater that is, not to group them in with their cousins- the five eyed, five horned flying purple people eater.

[Mat he/him]

Dang! I knew I forgot some of the name  

Those five eyed, five horned, flying purple people eaters were far more dangerous, and far more rare.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Only found in the deep jungles of Central Park.

[Silva]

Until they were evicted.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

By the only being more powerful than they.

[BringerOfLight]

Meanwhile, the potatoes faced off the one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater. Fortunately, it only ate people, not potatoes.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And was allergic to root vegetables.

[theTruthshaper]

However, it was only a minor allergy. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Causing chronic sneezing.

[theTruthshaper]

But which could easily be stopped by eating potatoes.

[BringerOfLight]

But if he ate them, it would trigger the allergy, and the circle would begin again. The flying purple people eater decided to leave the potatoes alone.

[Mat he/him]

The starch was too powerful.

[BringerOfLight]

The potatoes finally faced their foe- the Worlds Facility power technician who was being possessed by a dead pig.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

The potatoes dog-piled him (Is that right? Should it be potato-piled?)

[AonEne he/him]

2 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

By the only being more powerful than they.

Neal Shusterman. 

[BringerOfLight]

Neal Shusterman happened to be walking by, carrying the carcass of a five eyed, five horned flying purple people eater, as the potatoes doggy-piled the pig-possessed technician.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

He tried to help the potatoes.

[BringerOfLight]

But was dragged into the doggy-pile alongside the pig-possessed techinician.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But accidentally dropped the carcass he was carrying.

[BringerOfLight]

The potatoes mistook it for the one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater they had made friends with earlier, and went to say hi to it, allowing the technician and Neal Shusterman to escape.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The technician escaped through an air vent with the potatoes' leader.

[BringerOfLight]

"Non!" the potatoes cried, when they realized it was actually dead five horned, five eyed flying purple people eater (fhfefppe as an acronym), and that the pig/technician had ran away with their leader.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They gave chase.

[BringerOfLight]

But, unfortunately, the pignician had escaped with the help of Neal Shusterman.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And the consultant that he hired.