Rules for Surviving a Fantasy World

[Frustration]

19 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

the grammar police wants to murder you Frustration.

That"s nothing knew.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

2 minutes ago, Frustration said:

That"s nothing knew.

why?

[AonEne he/him]

Okay, this is off-topic, let's move it to PMs.  

[Maddie The Survivor she/her]

465. Believe that anyone could die at any moment. You never know who might be next. But still enjoy living in the fantasy world. 

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I don’t know if anyone has said that, but sorry if I repeated someone. 

 

[Going_North_cal]

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i feel like there will be some repeats lol but whatever

 

[Liahona]

466. Offer your lunch to anyone you come across in the woods.

[Going_North_cal]

467. Don't abuse fantasy powers. Doing so will get you killed.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

468. Be comedic and funny, either you'll be in a comedy and either won't die or will get a hilarious death, or you'll be the comic relief and won't die because the fans like you, or you'll die to increase the tension and won't have to go through the hard times.

[Maddie The Survivor she/her]

469. Don’t be greedy, that’ll just get you killed.

Edited April 6, 2022 by Maddie The Survivor

[Rashek's PR Manager she/her]

370. Start writing diaries or memoirs or biographies. What you write might end up being the prologue in front of each chapter, which means you won't die until you finish writing.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

471. The above isn't actually true unless you withhold some tidbit or grand statement until the end.

[NameIess]

471a. Be aware that any tidbit or grand statement could be the end, so write down none of your secret knowledge until you want to die.

Edited April 3, 2022 by Nameless

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

I believe we're actually in the 4 hundreds, not the three hundred as you keep trying to put it.

[NameIess]

16 hours ago, The Unknown Novel said:

I believe we're actually in the 4 hundreds, not the three hundred as you keep trying to put it.

Woops. Fixed it.

[Maddie The Survivor she/her]

472. Neve make assumptions about powerful people. They might not be as bad as you thought.

[Going_North_cal]

473. Got a love interest? Chances are high you won't have one soon.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

474. If you want your love interest to stay alive, try to already be motivated to take down the big bad.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

475. if you have to go on a quest to return jewelry you might want to protect your fingers from rampaging evil hobbits.

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476. Depending on the circumstances, either stay very close to or very far away from the main character(s). 

[Going_North_cal]

477. In an instance of the Anime trope, if the main character starts staring into space after the villain's victorious rant... back. away. now.

[Stormblessed0421 he/him]

478. If an evil wizard offers to make you immortal in exchange for an ambiguous favor, DONT LISTEN TO HIM

479. Live in a village near enough to the main city to be important but far enough away to be outside the blast range of whatever nuke-level disaster destroys the main city

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

480. Schools are inherently dangerous, and a random number of people are likely to die each year.

[NameIess]

481. Learn everything you can about literary tropes, especially ones that involve tragedy.

[Maddie The Survivor she/her]

482. If you see a creepy creature/person DONT follow it back to its lair/base/house.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

483. If you encounter a grenade being of the hand, which may be of the holiest of origins, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

Edited June 10, 2022 by The Unknown Novel