btcannon Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 Apothecaries hate him: How one shash-branded slave is disrupting the knobweed sap market. We tried all the pancakes in Yeddaw... Wait till you hear about the 10th one... Dullforms hate her: How a Parshendi warrior assumed Stormform with this one weird trick... Naked, foreign princess enters king's chambers...What happens next will surprise you... METABOLIZE FOOD INTO STORMLIGHT: How one girl and her pet voidbringer cracked the code. Kelsier stands boldly before the Lord Ruler and begins to speak. What happens next will shock you. AMAZING ETCH-A-SKETCH SKILLS and 17 other things you didn't know you could do with allomancy. 6
flying_shadow she/her Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 I fell for the post title...again. 3
Penumbra Posted September 9, 2017 Posted September 9, 2017 7 minutes ago, Kalinovsky said: I fell for the post title...again. You're not alone ... 1
Nathrangking he/him Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 I hugged a herald and I liked it: the true story of the a girl and her voidbringer Man reunited with murdered wife, what happened next will shock you. Chasmfiend the musical; or Hoid's guide to dancing 4
Catie she/her Posted October 1, 2017 Posted October 1, 2017 (edited) Shallan seen in the chasms with another man! Edwarn Ladrian is dead... or is he? Waxilliam Ladrian in love with Steris Harms... and her illegitimate sister! You'll never guess what he asked the Nightwatcher for! Who is the Hero of Ages?? Find out! 5 ways to undermine the effective warlord who everyone takes more seriously than you (Number 3 will shock you!) Edited October 1, 2017 by Catie 3
Faceless Mist-Wraith he/him Posted October 1, 2017 Posted October 1, 2017 I saw this thread title and thought "Really? Well this could be interesting". I'm not sure whether to be disappointed or amused. Oh well. I take comfort in the fact that by posting I am continuing the cycle of raised hopes and shattered dreams. Sanderson hates him! Find out how this sharder avoids RAFOs. Hoid's top 10 favorite places in the Cosmere; #3 may surprise you! Shshshsh returns! You won't believe what she does next! 6
The Technovore he/him Posted October 18, 2017 Posted October 18, 2017 Highprince Murdered! Kholins Prime Suspects. Is this Man Responsible for a Devasting Civil War and Regicide? The Man behind the Harmony. Human has Personal Conversation with God Himself! You won't Believe What They Talked About! 1
The Invested Beard Posted October 18, 2017 Posted October 18, 2017 10 soulcastings that are TOO HOT for Vorin culture! This man found ten cremlings under his bed. You'll never guess what happens next! Nightblood's secret body REVEALED! 1
Podman Posted October 18, 2017 Posted October 18, 2017 On 6/4/2017 at 7:27 PM, Dragon314 said: Welcome to Cosmere clickbait! A few of my favorites.. You'll never guess what we found on Roshar What really happened to Kelsier after his career Ten ways to know if you really are invested This five quotes will take your breath away!! Continue this shaders!! I hate you. Have an upvote!
Penumbra Posted October 25, 2017 Posted October 25, 2017 I have seriously clicked this title like 6 times now expecting juicy Hoid news and I just do not learn. Here you go: Possible way of kings spoiler I suppose: Spoiler - Kabsal's killer jam recipe revealed - you'll NEVER guess the secret ingredient! - 15 secrets the court never told you about the emperor: this Forger reveals it all! 1
Mason Wheeler Posted October 31, 2017 Posted October 31, 2017 Lawmen hate him! Train bandit gang uses Allomancy at a distance with this one weird trick! 1
Podman Posted October 31, 2017 Posted October 31, 2017 On 10/24/2017 at 10:12 PM, Penumbra said: I have seriously clicked this title like 6 times now expecting juicy Hoid news and I just do not learn. Same. I've been here before, but I must have forgotten because I saw the title with a recent post and all my common sense went out the window. 1
Borio Singaldi he/him Posted November 3, 2017 Posted November 3, 2017 Oathbringer Spoilers Spoiler PSYCH!!! 4
Dragon314 he/him Posted November 20, 2017 Author Posted November 20, 2017 This company in Urithiru is disrupting a billion dollar industry. Three Highprinces that did NOT age well. You’ll never believe why the Blackthorn turned peacekeeper. (With Pictures) 1
Personification he/him Posted November 20, 2017 Posted November 20, 2017 On 6/4/2017 at 10:27 PM, Dragon314 said: Welcome to Cosmere clickbait! A few of my favorites.. You'll never guess what we found on Roshar What really happened to Kelsier after his career Ten ways to know if you really are invested This five quotes will take your breath away!! Continue this shaders!! I can't decide if I should upvote this (hilarious) or downvote this (I got really excited about the Hoid info ). For Sharders: -All ten Oathspren names! -WoB on Vivenna! -Skyward is actually an alternate title for Nightblood! -Marvel Crossover? -Dreamcasting new [any cosmere book] TV show -Ghostblood name origins [Shadows for Silence in the Forest of Hell spoilers]
Steeldancer he/him Posted November 20, 2017 Posted November 20, 2017 You'll never believe who Vivenna really is! One country full of very odd people- it'll make you bug out!
Kingsdaughter613 she/her Posted November 21, 2017 Posted November 21, 2017 (edited) I got tricked too... Scadrial: NEW civilization discovered! And you’ll never guess who founded it! Sovereign’s identity revealed! Brand New Allomantic metals! And you’ll never guess where they came from! Silverlight: Want to know about Investiture? Naughty Shards? Hoid? Cosmere arcanist tells all! Stormlight: ’I did it.’ Perpetrator steps forward; admits guilt. (Shallan or Adolin; take your pick!) Veden princess chooses a man! - or does she? (I know she’s not a princess, but since when are these things accurate?) Queen mother creates radical new Fabrial! Knight Radiant reveals struggle with depression. “It all felt purposeless.” Tells all. Alethi princess declares Heresy! “The ‘Almighty’ is just another Spren.” Sel: Teod Princess: Black Widow?! Second husband dead this year! And another wedding planned! Prince Raoden has a brother - and this is why we never knew! And... that’s all I can think of right now... Edited November 24, 2017 by Kingsdaughter613 3
Quickbronze he/him Posted November 27, 2017 Posted November 27, 2017 (edited) Ironeyes sighted in Elendel! Read the incredible story of one woman's brush with death himself. The TRUTH about the Lord Mistborn! Noble hero or insane hemalurgist? Find out now! Descendant of the Counselor of Gods shows extreme lack of tact at party; read the shocking story now!(Pictures included) OB Spoilers Spoiler New info revealed on death of High prince's wife! Corrupt Spren Bond Scandal; Son of Bondsmith associated with Voidspren!(Pretty sure Glys isn't a Voidspren but this is clickbait, who cares about accuracy) Celebrity Scholar and Heretic Jasnah Kholin back from the dead! Read the entire story here(Pictures included) Edited November 27, 2017 by Crimson Not Blood 1
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