Cinnamon Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 (edited) The Famous Five series Spoiler Four 9-14 yo kids and their dog go off unsupervised and stumble into criminal behaviour every school holidays and get nearly kidnapped on multiple occasions but it’s okay because they can sic their dog on the bay guys. The Great Gatsby Spoiler Some poor dude gets rich and is a simp for a married woman, becomes an accessory in murder and then he dies. His only friend won’t come to his funeral. Mistborn Spoiler Street rat gets powers, joins a gang and takes over the government she marries a book nerd who becomes the king and gets powers too. There’s also a dog who really likes bones and a depressed servant who becomes god. Skyward Spoiler A girl who’s not like other girls (but is actually super relatable) flies a spaceship because her dad is a criminal. Rangers Apprentice book 1 Spoiler Kid gets rejected from knight school and becomes a forest recluse because he didn’t lie about stealing a pie. Narnia Spoiler There’s a Lion who is actually Jesus, a kid who sells his family out for candy, some magic rings, a talking rat, a boat and then a train crash where they die and a talking ape tries to pretend he’s the Jesus lion. Alcatraz Spoiler Some orphan who ist actually an orphan needs a better prescription and breaks things. Also Dinosaurs are British and Librarians either want to kill you or steal your soul The Hunger Games Spoiler Some kids fight to the death. Cherub: the recruit Spoiler A kid’s mum dies so he is kidnapped and becomes a spy for the government. Edited March 10, 2023 by Cinnamon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 The Hobbit: Spoiler Short obese guy gets tricked by a wizard/god into helping some dwarves defeat a dragon. The Fellowship of the Ring: Spoiler Short obese guy II teams up with a committee of fantasy races and one wizard/god to destroy some jewelry. They walk. The wizard/god dies, except for the part about dying. They continue walking. A bit more walking happens. Walking continues. The Two Towers: Spoiler Short obese guy II makes his way to the bad guy's lair as sentient trees lay siege to another bad guy's lair. They continue walking. Less obese short person has dissociative identity disorder. Walking happens. A giant spider happens. More walking. The Return of the King Spoiler The walking ends with short obese guy II deciding not to destroy the jewelry after all. The remainder of the committee of fantasy races grabs some zombies and fights in a giant war. The jewelry is destroyed and everyone lived happily ever after*. And then they all walk back! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted May 20, 2023 Report Share Posted May 20, 2023 Phantom of the Opera: Spoiler Girl kisses her stalker to make him stop stalking her. The best part is? It works. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Isochronism Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 Portal Spoiler Sarcastic AI gaslights you into believing you can't escape despite the fact that you literally have a gun that can make you teleport. Portal 2 Spoiler Moron gaslights you into thinking he'd do a better job of helping you escape than you could do alone. Smartest artificial intelligence known to man becomes a potato. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan Posted May 22, 2023 Report Share Posted May 22, 2023 (edited) TDP/Burrito's heart Spoiler a pokemon visual novel, surprisingly clean. TPP season 1, run 1. Spoiler doggo becomes fluffy, when cult wanted to make her vice plagued fish. rock that thinks it's a god becomes angery, and commits genocide on eevees and pidgies. 11-year-old kid becomes the rock's cult's pope. by accident. 1-2 Spoiler a high-quality fire emblem/pokemon fanfic. TPHCE Spoiler "so, the entirety of halo is cannon to TPP?" "..." "..." "..." "yeah. apparently." 1-3 (emerald, soft reset multiple times.) Spoiler puns, jokes, and memes lead by a murderous atheist psychopath stoner. who's rival is just doing a victory lap. 1-4 Spoiler bill, the scientist, apparently has a daughter. 1-5 Spoiler "oh the flareon from red is back-" "egg." "stop turning people into-!" "egg" 1-6 Spoiler "wait, so how would lycanthropy work in pokemon?" 1-9 (X/Y, ran on real hardware) Spoiler trading is both a boon and a hazard. 2-1 (anivers red) Spoiler "wait red has a brother?" 3-6, Prism Spoiler Unfortunately, twitch is an amazing playtester. 5-8 (hypno's lullaby creepypasta rom hack.) Spoiler FNF FANS DON'T SAY IT! Edited September 18, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT use proper pronouns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spren of Kindness Posted May 23, 2023 Report Share Posted May 23, 2023 Empire of Silence Spoiler A naive young man runs away from the profession his father has chosen for him, spends time homeless, joins a government-sanctioned fighting ring, and stumbles his way into sort-of first contact. Also he's retelling this all as an old man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 The Importance of being Earnest Spoiler Two guys lie and then marry their cousin or the other guys daughter daughter. Elantris Spoiler Zombies and religous crisis. Groundhog Day Spoiler A radio alarm clock wont stop going off. Yumi and the Nightmare Painter Spoiler An artist and a ghost artist eat noodles and fall in love. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Avengers: Infinity War Spoiler A group of superheroes kill a bunch of people to stop a bad guy from killing a ton of people, only to fail because they got upset when said bad guy killed a few people. Keeper of the Lost Cities Spoiler A love square becomes a love triangle becomes a love line becomes a love dot. In other words, after much relationship tension, everyone is left alone, and the only person with no regrets is the guy who got out of the situation first. Finally, a trend in the Cosmere that I have noticed. Elantris Spoiler An inspiring and attractive man organises a mistreated group of people The Final Empire Spoiler An inspiring and attractive man organises a mistreated group of people The Way of Kings Spoiler An inspiring and attractive man organises a mistreated group of people 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclawjedi42 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Szeth in TWoK and WoR: Spoiler Bald guy kills people, feels bad about it, has problems with his mental health. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Tress of the Emerald Sea Spoiler Hoid’s poor fashion choices lead a girl to rescue her boyfriend. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 (edited) kh1 Spoiler kid named air, who grew up on an island with edge and a human fighter, becomes a morally clean bread boys paladin, ft. his namesake & children's show characters. then he fights fnf's interpretation of sonic exe kh2 Spoiler air's soulless-not-soulless corpse is trapped in the PC for 5 minutes. kh 365/7 days Spoiler you like watching movies over & over again, not playing video games. kh re:coded Spoiler air's digital footprint tries to restore itself after steamboat willie tries to get free minecraft kh chain of memories Spoiler "alright kid I challenge you to a not-yugioh-battle!" "I cast the 7th or so strongest spell in final fantasy." *rage* kh birth by sleep Spoiler not-air's-corpse trolls disney characters. ft. peter pan. kh 3Dream Drop Spoiler "yo air now that you're done messing up the world order with the disney characters, why don't we play some pokemon ROM hacks!" "yeah edge, that'd be fun!" kh 3/2.yes Spoiler reality itself gets sick of air having the power of God and anime on his side, yeets him. kh melody of memory Spoiler the human fighter from the first game tries to do a thing. she sucks at it due to rolling 1 on all her stats. air deus ex machinas his way into the pocket dimension she's trying to do a thing in, then gets kicked for a comic he made in 2007 that is now seen as homophobic for no good reason. Edited February 13 by Just_a_Fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Steelheart Spoiler Teenager joins a team of criminals with a plan to kill a tyrant who uses metal themed superpowers. Mistborn Spoiler Teenager joins a team of criminals with a plan to kill a tyrant who uses metal themed superpowers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 The Stormlight Archive Spoiler With enough trauma, anyone can be a superhero! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Phantom Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Star war rouge one Spoiler A journey to get a floppy disc go’s very poorly 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 (edited) eeveelution squad Spoiler one missing number away from becoming a parody of most pokemon fanworks. shame, seeing as it originally was a slice of life comic. this is because the writer fell to cyber bullies who hate anything original. my weird pmd fan-fiction based upon the fact that the mystery dungeon series is based upon rouge-likes: Spoiler 2011 poképasta bbeg(?) trolls that side of the pokémon and sonic fandom. ft. character whom itself is a poképasta trope. Differenttopic: Spoiler either your run-of-the-mill sonic creepypasta fangame, but undertale, or a trollpasta made out of a trollpasta. Edited March 26 by Just_a_Fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 (edited) Beyonders Spoiler after getting swallowed by a hippo, a teenager gives a musician PTSD, takes advice from a blind man, becomes chancellor with a monosyllabic word, says no to death pies and says one word to the king . Edited March 27 by Lord Spirit Added more details that still sound wierd 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 (edited) sunlit man Spoiler man touches sunlight and the locals praise him so he teaches them to make big cannons Edited April 3 by strmblsd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treamayne Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 23 minutes ago, strmblsd said: sunlit man TSM is still in the spoiler period, please edit your quote box into a spoiler box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 To add to the above, it's kind of the norm here to spoiler everything, no matter how old. If anything, I think you aren't supposed to post for books in spoiler period at all. There were some warnings about that back when RoW was new, though using at least the tag would be nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 The spoiler period is ending in just a couple days so I'm letting it be here with a tag. Edited in a spoiler tag. Feel free to report untagged spoilers to the mods! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spencer Nightshade Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 If you Give a Pig a Pancake: Spoiler If you give a pig a pancake, you'll want some bacon to go with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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