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On 1/28/2023 at 6:05 PM, Frustration said:

 

Speaking of which.

TLM

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Basically every cold war movie ever, except the space communists are actually hyper-individualistic rather than collectivist.

 

Posted
14 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Speaking of which.

TLM

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Basically every cold war movie ever, except the space communists are actually hyper-individualistic rather than collectivist.

 

Also TLM:

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A flying man and his friend avoid the biggest explosion ever by causing the biggest explosion ever.

 

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11 minutes ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

Also TLM:

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A flying man and his friend avoid the biggest explosion ever by causing the biggest explosion ever.

 

Also TLM:

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A weapon capable of making millions of people die is used to make sure that Death doesn't die.

 

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10 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Also TLM:

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A weapon capable of making millions of people die is used to make sure that Death doesn't die.

 

TFE:

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A team of criminals use a child's special talents to commit murder.

 

  • 2 weeks later...
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Warbreaker:

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A Disney Princess actually has to deal with the politics of getting married to a foreign prince

 

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Tenet:

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A guy goes on a quest to save a world even though he saved it the same day he got sent on a quest to go save the world.

Interstellar: 

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A guy leaves his child to go save the world even though he'd already helped his child save the world at the same time he left to go save the world.

Inception:

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A guy wakes up on an airplane after a really weird dream.

Yes, I know I've mentioned these movies so many times.

I'm never going to stop.

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1 hour ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

TLM also also:

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A bunch of people with piercings fight the biggest crossover in literary history.

 

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Biggest crossover in Cosmere history perhaps

 

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More TLM

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Battle Royale involving 2 gods, 2 lawmen, 2 impersonators, and the god's hat.

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Master Wayne to the rescue.

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On 2/13/2023 at 11:35 PM, Frustration said:

 

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Biggest crossover in Cosmere history perhaps

 

Literally the entire Cosmere:

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The most ambitious crossover event in history.

 

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The magnus archives

(spoilers for season 5)

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A poor guy starts to like to read too much and accidentally causes/stops the apocalypse

 

  • 2 weeks later...
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Hollow Knight

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Spiky hair shiny guy and giant moth fight over bugs.

Shadows for Silence in the Forest of Hell

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Girl murders murderers for profit and escapes capture by siccing her dead mom on someone.

Sixth of the Dusk

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Nature enthusiast fights back against colonialism and exploitation of native peoples.

 

Posted

Mistborn: Secret history

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Guy dies, but doesn't really die because he is the least chill human ever. 

 

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The Famous Five series

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Four 9-14 yo kids and their dog go off unsupervised and stumble into criminal behaviour every school holidays and get nearly kidnapped on multiple occasions but it’s okay because they can sic their dog on the bay guys.

The Great Gatsby

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Some poor dude gets rich and is a simp for a married woman, becomes an accessory in murder and then he dies. His only friend won’t come to his funeral.

 Mistborn

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Street rat gets powers, joins a gang and takes over the government she marries a book nerd who becomes the king and gets powers too. There’s also a dog who really likes bones and a depressed servant who becomes god.

Skyward

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A girl who’s not like other girls (but is actually super relatable) flies a  spaceship because her dad is a criminal.  

Rangers Apprentice book 1

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Kid gets rejected from knight school and becomes a forest recluse because he didn’t lie about stealing a pie.

Narnia 

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There’s a Lion who is actually Jesus, a kid who sells his family out for candy, some magic rings, a talking rat, a boat and then a train crash where they die and a talking ape tries to pretend he’s the Jesus lion.

Alcatraz

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Some orphan who ist actually an orphan needs a better prescription and breaks things. Also Dinosaurs are British and Librarians either want to kill you or steal your soul

The Hunger Games

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Some kids fight to the death.

Cherub: the recruit

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A kid’s mum dies so he is kidnapped and becomes a spy for the government. 

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The Hobbit:

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Short obese guy gets tricked by a wizard/god into helping some dwarves defeat a dragon.

The Fellowship of the Ring:

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Short obese guy II teams up with a committee of fantasy races and one wizard/god to destroy some jewelry. They walk. The wizard/god dies, except for the part about dying. They continue walking. A bit more walking happens. Walking continues.

The Two Towers:

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Short obese guy II makes his way to the bad guy's lair as sentient trees lay siege to another bad guy's lair. They continue walking. Less obese short person has dissociative identity disorder. Walking happens. A giant spider happens. More walking.

The Return of the King

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The walking ends with short obese guy II deciding not to destroy the jewelry after all. The remainder of the committee of fantasy races grabs some zombies and fights in a giant war. The jewelry is destroyed and everyone lived happily ever after*.

And then they all walk back!

 

  • 1 month later...
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Phantom of the Opera:

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Girl kisses her stalker to make him stop stalking her.

The best part is? It works.

 

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