Spren of Kindness she/her Posted September 27, 2020 Posted September 27, 2020 Illuminae Spoiler Over the course of seven-ish months, teenage exes have their lives changed by a shadowy company's attack, a mystery virus that makes people go crazy, an AI with a case of God, and a computer expert.
AonEne he/him Posted September 30, 2020 Posted September 30, 2020 On 9/27/2020 at 10:15 AM, Ghanderflaffle said: Eon: Dragoneye Reborn Hide contents Girl boy awakens a dead dragon, becomes extra special, can’t talk to dragon, talks to another person's dragon, gets controlled through said dragon, looses all his friends, almost dies, discovers it is ok to be a girl, escapes for the sequel. On 9/27/2020 at 11:50 AM, Spren of Kindness said: Illuminae Hide contents Over the course of seven-ish months, teenage exes have their lives changed by a shadowy company's attack, a mystery virus that makes people go crazy, an AI with a case of God, and a computer expert. *happy Ene noises for both of these*
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted September 30, 2020 Posted September 30, 2020 6 minutes ago, AonEne said: *happy Ene noises for both of these* I’m reading the sequel now. If I remember I’ll make one for it too.
Spren of Kindness she/her Posted September 30, 2020 Posted September 30, 2020 18 minutes ago, AonEne said: *happy Ene noises for both of these* I want to read the second one, but the library doesn't have it, so it'll be a while before I can do another of these.
AonEne he/him Posted September 30, 2020 Posted September 30, 2020 Yessss I hope you both enjoy your sequels.
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted September 30, 2020 Posted September 30, 2020 1 hour ago, AonEne said: Yessss I hope you both enjoy your sequels. I’m about half way through it, so far it's good. I can predict a lot of it (storm you, Sanderson!) but I can still enjoy it. 1
NameIess Posted October 1, 2020 Posted October 1, 2020 tWoK Prime (Part one): Spoiler Some war stuff happens, but nothing exciting happens. A god shows up and tells a king that the apocalypses has started and then faints. The king decides that he's not a god and sends the god to his priests. a random soldier trips a shardbearer off his horse and the king who decided that a god wasn't a god decides to give said random soldier all the shardbearers shards because a bunch of other random soldiers murdered the shardbearer after he fell off his horse. an old lord decides he's done with politics and goes off to live in his castle, where he gets mad at his teenager fiancé for being a teenager. Meanwhile, a deaf idiot hires a really good assassin and takes over a country. The assassin doesn't like working for said deaf idiot, and would kill him except the deaf idiot has a special rock. The random soldier befriends two princes, and one of them tells him to get married. A cranky old guy starts teaching the random soldier to fight by making him jump off of buildings. The god wakes up and one of his priests tells him that he is insane, so he decides to go steal his magic sword back. A princess that doesn't believe in him convinces him not to steal it back, and he gets sad. The king that told the god that he wasn't a god is really smart, and goes to start a war. a prince that's supposed to be the best duelist in all the land gets killed with a slap after he insults his cousin. The old lord gets mad that the prince died, and decides to go kill the king. (Also there's some filler plot about the princess who doesn't believe in the god that the king said wasn't a god and her apprentice, but that's not important.)
Chasmgoat he/him Posted October 1, 2020 Posted October 1, 2020 (edited) Kelsier's personal story. Spoilers for era 1 and for secret history. Spoiler guy gets imprisoned by god, escapes and plots god's death, dies to god. Finds real god, punches god. Recruits god. Gets trapped in a bathtub with another god. Finds people who want to become god. god dies, guy fights god and fails. His recruit becomes god and kamikazes another god. His friend becomes god. Comes back to life using gods powers. I think I may have left out stuff. I got lost writing it. Edited October 1, 2020 by Chasmgoat
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted October 4, 2020 Posted October 4, 2020 @AonEne Eona Spoiler A very complex love triangle. And dragons.
Gak he/him Posted October 22, 2020 Posted October 22, 2020 alcatraz vs the evil librarians book 1 Spoiler a mean orphans mother steals his sand, so he teams up with a crazy onl man to steal it back, also Rutabaga. book 2 Spoiler a lying boy chases after his father with the help of his fowl languaged uncle, and has to eat banana flavored tar to stop a cyborg from killing his friends mom. book 3 Spoiler a old lady bakes a awesome boy cookies, but then the the library he's in gets stolen, so his cousin dances badly book 4 Spoiler a stoopid boy goes to enjoy a mud bath, but giant robots attack, so he is elected king and decides to throws teddy bears at the robots. book 5 Spoiler a cowardly boy bravely goes to the library with his mom to find his dad and wake up a princess 4
Condensation she/her Posted October 26, 2020 Posted October 26, 2020 Spoiler On 22/10/2020 at 4:18 PM, gak said: alcatraz vs the evil librarians book 1 Reveal hidden contents a mean orphans mother steals his sand, so he teams up with a crazy onl man to steal it back, also Rutabaga. book 2 Reveal hidden contents a lying boy chases after his father with the help of his fowl languaged uncle, and has to eat banana flavored tar to stop a cyborg from killing his friends mom. book 3 Reveal hidden contents a old lady bakes a awesome boy cookies, but then the the library he's in gets stolen, so his cousin dances badly book 4 Reveal hidden contents a stoopid boy goes to enjoy a mud bath, but giant robots attack, so he is elected king and decides to throws teddy bears at the robots. book 5 Reveal hidden contents a cowardly boy bravely goes to the library with his mom to find his dad and wake up a princess Oh my gosh, those are amazing!!! 1
Shard of Reading he/him Posted October 26, 2020 Posted October 26, 2020 On 10/22/2020 at 5:18 PM, gak said: book 2 The fowl language is in book 4. Otherwise take my shattering upvote!
Gak he/him Posted October 26, 2020 Posted October 26, 2020 thank you, here's another, though its probably not as good, all of the pokemon tv show Spoiler a kid sleeps in, and to make it up to his biology teacher goes on a trip to find animals to write papers on, using his automatic paper writer (also known as a pokedex. after doing it a bit and getting on the local paper, he decides to keep doing it. or Spoiler Lift sleeps in, and then they start collecting mare voidbringers to keep Wyndle company.
I Am A Fish he/him Posted October 26, 2020 Posted October 26, 2020 Shadows for silence: Spoiler Single mother takes up bounty hunting Sixth of Dusk: Spoiler Man with magic birds evades death White Sand: Spoiler Man with magic sand waves 1 ribbon 4
Condensation she/her Posted October 28, 2020 Posted October 28, 2020 On 26/10/2020 at 0:09 PM, I Am A Fish said: Shadows for silence: Reveal hidden contents Single mother takes up bounty hunting Sixth of Dusk: Reveal hidden contents Man with magic birds evades death White Sand: Reveal hidden contents Man with magic sand waves 1 ribbon I like these! Very funny, and they're not often done.
Enter a username Posted October 29, 2020 Posted October 29, 2020 (edited) Wind Waker Spoiler 12-year-old boy attempts to assemble set of golden utensils, gets golden triangle instead. Oh, and some punchy-punchy, stabby-stabby. Edited October 29, 2020 by Enter a username Used quote instead of spoiler. 1
Shard of Reading he/him Posted October 29, 2020 Posted October 29, 2020 (edited) My motive if I was a murderer: Spoiler "He called Link Zelda" Edit: @Enter a username that was very good. I found it very funny. Edited October 29, 2020 by Shard of Reading 2
Gak he/him Posted October 30, 2020 Posted October 30, 2020 four swords Spoiler everything you need to know is in the tittle.
Eluvianii he/him Posted October 30, 2020 Posted October 30, 2020 Twilight Princess: Spoiler When the entire population turns into ghosts, a guy turns fluffy instead, so now the gods love him and give him a set of old clothes to show it. He then is tasked with getting a helmet so his best friend can kill herself in an attempt to punch an immortal guy on the face when said guy loses at remote-controlled tennis. 3
Condensation she/her Posted October 31, 2020 Posted October 31, 2020 (edited) Why are these so amazing? Doctor Who: Spoiler A guy who keeps looking different whenever he dies has a bunch of different girlfriends while fighting aliens. Edited October 31, 2020 by Condensation
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted November 1, 2020 Posted November 1, 2020 (edited) Episode 1 of season 2 of the Mandalorian: Spoiler A bounty hunter blows up a sleepy dragon because he wants the clothes of the local law-enforcer. Fire Emblem: Three Houses Spoiler A teenager starts World War 3 because she doesn't want to go to church. Edited November 1, 2020 by Toaster Retribution 2
Snorkel Posted November 4, 2020 Posted November 4, 2020 Murderbot Diaries Spoiler I just read a series about a robot who hates everything, including itself. I guess that could also describe Hitchhiker's Guide.
Enter a username Posted November 5, 2020 Posted November 5, 2020 (edited) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Spoiler Young boy's professor works for the back of his own head. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Spoiler Slightly less young boy talks to a spider, stabs a snake, and gets cried on by a bird. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Spoiler Not-so-young boy's godfather isn't a murderer. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Spoiler Boy accidentally enters a magical tournament Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Spoiler Very not-young old boy teaches everyone because their professor won't Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Spoiler Slightly old boy watches his headmaster drink something Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Spoiler Now a legal adult quits school Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Spoiler New young boy argues with his dad Edited November 5, 2020 by Enter a username 6
Condensation she/her Posted November 6, 2020 Posted November 6, 2020 Enter... just one thing to say: *applause*
Condensation she/her Posted November 13, 2020 Posted November 13, 2020 I love those, More Cynical Funny than Funny Cynical!
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