Condensation she/her Posted August 28, 2020 Posted August 28, 2020 Steelheart: Spoiler Kid with anger management problems joins careful group so he can kill special people. Everything he thought he knew is wrong. 1
Illwei Posted August 31, 2020 Posted August 31, 2020 Uh can I...do...a TV show one? uh...yeah. um. PLL Spoiler A very poorly played game of SE Mafia? with half of the players assigned the cosmetic role of "Pedophile"
Condensation she/her Posted September 1, 2020 Posted September 1, 2020 (edited) On 8/27/2020 at 10:59 PM, Enter a username said: Mistborn trilogy Reveal hidden contents Weird guy comes, informs protagonist of mystical powers, convinces protagonist to save the world a few times. Harry Potter Reveal hidden contents Weird guy comes, informs protagonist of mystical powers, convinces protagonist to save the world a few times. Going to add to this--Star Wars. All of them. Spoiler Weird guy comes, informs protagonist of mystical powers, convinces protagonist to save the world a few times. Edited September 1, 2020 by Condensation 1
Personification he/him Posted September 1, 2020 Posted September 1, 2020 On 8/28/2020 at 0:59 AM, Enter a username said: Mistborn trilogy Reveal hidden contents Weird guy comes, informs protagonist of mystical powers, convinces protagonist to save the world a few times. Harry Potter Reveal hidden contents Weird guy comes, informs protagonist of mystical powers, convinces protagonist to save the world a few times. 13 hours ago, Condensation said: Going to add to this--Star Wars. All of them. Hide contents Weird guy comes, informs protagonist of mystical powers, convinces protagonist to save the world a few times. I mean, also just 90% of genre fiction with a mentor figure.
Spren of Kindness she/her Posted September 1, 2020 Posted September 1, 2020 The Spirit Thief Spoiler Young, dashing thief gets mixed up in a struggle for a kingdom.
Enter a username Posted September 2, 2020 Posted September 2, 2020 (edited) Avengers Endgame Spoiler It's time travel that doesn't cause paradoxes! Wait, how'd Captain America get there? Edited September 2, 2020 by Enter a username 3
Personification he/him Posted September 2, 2020 Posted September 2, 2020 9 hours ago, Enter a username said: Avengers Endgame Hide contents It's time travel that doesn't cause paradoxes! Wait, how'd Captain America get there? *15 minute convoluted explanation of how, while somewhat arbitrary, the rules are internally consistent within the movie* And I mean that unironically. 2
Nathrangking he/him Posted September 2, 2020 Posted September 2, 2020 On 8/21/2020 at 0:04 PM, Spren of Kindness said: "Guys, I think this Wit person knows more then he's letting on..." Couldn't be.... Hoid whole Cosmere Spoiler Random dude who like to dress and tell random stories saves the day by himself and then ghosts. 1
Scout_Fox he/him Posted September 2, 2020 Posted September 2, 2020 (edited) Harry Potter Spoiler Old man teaches kids to wave around a piece of wood while saying made up words Edited September 3, 2020 by Scout_Fox
Stormgate he/him Posted September 2, 2020 Posted September 2, 2020 Steelheart Spoiler Some random nerd gets to kill Superman 2
Enter a username Posted September 2, 2020 Posted September 2, 2020 Mistborn Spoiler Teenage girl disrespects the elderly 1
Nathrangking he/him Posted September 2, 2020 Posted September 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Enter a username said: Mistborn Reveal hidden contents Teenage girl disrespects the elderly Or Spoiler Teenage girl learns from a god, murders a god, meets a god, becomes a god, kills a god, stops being a god. 2
Zelly Posted September 3, 2020 Posted September 3, 2020 (edited) Guns Akimbo Spoiler A maimed and confused nerd teams up with an emotionally scarred serial killer to take on a crime syndicate obsessed with social media. Edited September 3, 2020 by Zelly
Vapor she/her Posted September 3, 2020 Posted September 3, 2020 Legion (I'm not sure if anyone's done this before) Spoiler Crazy man talks to himself, solves mysteries
Condensation she/her Posted September 3, 2020 Posted September 3, 2020 The Fire Within: Spoiler Tenant finds out that clay dragons can move. Uses his clay dragon to write a story about squirrels that comes true.
Enter a username Posted September 26, 2020 Posted September 26, 2020 Les Miserables (One version, at least. I haven't seen/read any others) Spoiler Man takes around a decade to tell his adopted daughter about the loaf of bread he stole over thirty years earlier.
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted September 26, 2020 Posted September 26, 2020 (edited) Okay, I'm going to do a bunch of musicals, some of which are probably really obscure... Tuck Everlasting: Spoiler A really really old guy proposes to an 11-year-old girl. Daddy Long Legs (This one is less badly, but still not great): Spoiler After a mysterious man sends her to college, Jerusha falls in love with that man without knowing. Dear Evan Hansen: Spoiler A depressed guy pretends to be a dead guy's best friend in order to get a girlfriend. Oklahoma: Spoiler *insert really weird dream sequence here* Oh, look! Curly! Anastasia: Spoiler A girl loses her memory and somehow meets two dudes who are planning on conning her family in order to get the reward for her return. There is literally everything to win for these guys. The King and I: Spoiler A king with a bunch of wives and kids wants one more of each, so he woos his English tutor. Music Man: Spoiler The think method doesn't work. But the conning method to get girls...that works, as evidenced by two shows, now. (See Anastasia) Shrek: Spoiler An ugly guy is hated by everyone but an ugly princess and an ugly horse-like thing. Sweeney Todd: Spoiler A woman gets a man this time, but not really, by conning her customers into becoming cannibals. Edited September 26, 2020 by DramaQueen
I Am A Fish he/him Posted September 26, 2020 Posted September 26, 2020 (edited) Every Disney princess film... Like ever: Spoiler Girl really wants something, sings a song about it, and eventually gets it. Possibly Always meeting a cute guy along the way. Edited September 26, 2020 by I Used To Be A Fish Factual correctness 1
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted September 26, 2020 Posted September 26, 2020 1 minute ago, I Used To Be A Fish said: Spoiler Girl really wants something, sings a song about it, and eventually gets it. Possibly Always meeting a cute guy along the way. Quote In Beauty and the Beast, he sure as heck ain't cute when she meets him. And honestly, with that nose, I'm not sure he's cute after he transforms...
I Am A Fish he/him Posted September 26, 2020 Posted September 26, 2020 Just now, DramaQueen said: Quote I think he looks fabulous. Just because you look like a pug-ogre doesn't mean you can't be attractive. Hmph.
Vapor she/her Posted September 26, 2020 Posted September 26, 2020 1 minute ago, DramaQueen said: Quote In Beauty and the Beast, he sure as heck ain't cute when she meets him. And honestly, with that nose, I'm not sure he's cute after he transforms... Quote I don't like his hair after he transforms. He needs to cut it.
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted September 26, 2020 Posted September 26, 2020 Just now, Vapor said: Quote I don't like his hair after he transforms. He needs to cut it. Quote Yeah, that too. But the nose is just oversized. Oh, and the eyebrows, too.
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted September 27, 2020 Posted September 27, 2020 Eon: Dragoneye Reborn Spoiler Girl boy awakens a dead dragon, becomes extra special, can’t talk to dragon, talks to another person's dragon, gets controlled through said dragon, looses all his friends, almost dies, discovers it is ok to be a girl, escapes for the sequel.
Elegy he/him Posted September 27, 2020 Posted September 27, 2020 The Return of the Jedi A horrendous mass murderer achieves redemption by killing an old man that he had planned to murder for years anyway. 2
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now