Stormgate he/him Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 Kaladin would love famous Earth literature. In battle, he's already most famous for how he Shakespeare. 2
Eagle of the Forest Path he/him Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 (edited) ...Those were my third and fourth puns on this thread, and I hope to have TenSoon. Dude, I made that same exact joke two posts before you did, at least wait for a new page before copying it. Edit: Suddenly I'm forcefully reminded of Hoid's "Novelty speech" at the end of WoK Edited November 23, 2015 by EagleOfTheForestPath
Citadel16 he/him Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 (edited) We've used the same pun twice, and i'm working on the third. maybe we'll have TenSoon? Its a pun. Not an invention that you can patent. Edited November 23, 2015 by warriormark16
Eagle of the Forest Path he/him Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 Don't get your takama in a twist. I wasn't talking about copyright or anything, just saying that if you see the same pun you thought up in the post right above it, maybe wait a while before pulling it out, or it won't have any impact.
Stormgate he/him Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 I was not paying attention. I apologize. As for the inability of a pun to be patented, OreSeur? Sorry, bad pun, I'd have my sense of humor flogged for insubordination, but my sense of decorum is taking too long. There's a line. 1
Citadel16 he/him Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 (edited) mmmmmnnmnnn...? whats a takama? I looked it up and got this: http://www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2015/08/21/food/takama-affordably-luxurious-soba-lunches/#.VlOAonarSUk what? is that what you where referring to? I steelhunt the truth people. and it is flippin shard Edited November 23, 2015 by warriormark16
Stormgate he/him Posted November 24, 2015 Posted November 24, 2015 The Smoker tried to burn a policeman because they're coppers. I have only been on this thread about a day, and I would say I'm Ferring well! Steel your heart, I've got some Epic puns. They just haven't been Awakened yet. My mind is Ladrian with puns. Storms, I need a break. Most of the puns I can think of are rusting pick-up lines! 3
Guest Posted November 24, 2015 Posted November 24, 2015 The Smoker tried to burn a policeman because they're coppers. I have only been on this thread about a day, and I would say I'm Ferring well! Steel your heart, I've got some Epic puns. They just haven't been Awakened yet. My mind is Ladrian with puns. Storms, I need a break. Most of the puns I can think of are rusting pick-up lines! See this thread.
Stormgate he/him Posted November 24, 2015 Posted November 24, 2015 I realize that thread exists. However, I take special pride in my puns, and am discouraged when they don't turn out well. On that note, Sazed would be excellent in any choir because he has Harmony. (Double pun. Find the first one.) 3
natc Posted November 24, 2015 Posted November 24, 2015 On that Note and choirs? I really should cultivate my humor interpretation skills. 1
Eagle of the Forest Path he/him Posted November 24, 2015 Posted November 24, 2015 (edited) I'm Jasnah feeling it anymore. I hope you Shallan -derstand if I don't continue. Hmm, seems I had some puns Lift over, and here I Vasher I was finished. You can't see it, but Ym Hoiding my face in shame right now. Edited November 24, 2015 by EagleOfTheForestPath 3
Stormgate he/him Posted November 24, 2015 Posted November 24, 2015 On that Note and choirs? I really should cultivate my humor interpretation skills. Well done! natc, if you're having trouble with interpreting humor, Elend you some of my ability.
Citadel16 he/him Posted November 24, 2015 Posted November 24, 2015 On that Note and choirs? I really should cultivate my humor interpretation skills. they might just get ruined entirely, just preserve them and they'll come out honorably
Cartith he/him Posted November 25, 2015 Posted November 25, 2015 (edited) Ruin's thoughts when Vin walked into Kredik Shaw in book 2."Well, Well, Well" Edited November 25, 2015 by Cartith 7
DreamEternal Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 (edited) WoA spoilers(kinda): A cannibal, a kandra and a mistborn entered a pub during the siege of Luthadel... Why didn't Hoid finish the joke? TooSoon! Edited November 26, 2015 by CognitivePulsePattern 2
Stormgate he/him Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 I was wondering how dangerous a Pewterarm was. Then it hit me. What does Lopen say when he can't think of something? I'm stumped. WoR spoiler What did Dalinar say when Szeth Lashed him upwards to kill him? Well, things are finally looking up for me. 4
Eagle of the Forest Path he/him Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 WoR spoiler What did Dalinar say when Szeth Lashed him upwards to kill him? Well, things are finally looking up for me. And then he fell Daorn. 1
Zathoth Posted November 28, 2015 Posted November 28, 2015 Draw aon ehe for a man and he will be warm for a day, soulcast a man into fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life. 3
Curiosity he/him Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 Draw aon ehe for a man and he will be warm for a day, soulcast a man into fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life. Does the man actually have a life at that point that he is fire? Or does he realize, "I should have been stick after all!"? 1
Zathoth Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 Does the man actually have a life at that point that he is fire? Or does he realize, "I should have been stick after all!"? You see the entire joke hinged on the fact that no one would realize that the man kind of dies when he turns into fire. But he should definitely have been a stick, sticks are good at not being soulcast into fire.
Stormgate he/him Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 I am not a stick. I am a sentient spren of a human being.
natc Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 You see the entire joke hinged on the fact that no one would realize that the man kind of dies when he turns into fire. But he should definitely have been a stick, sticks are good at not being soulcast into fire. Well he'd still be warm for the rest of his life at least. That time frame is just much shorter than it normally would be.
DreamEternal Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 (edited) Well he'd still be warm for the rest of his life at least. That time frame is just much shorter than it normally would be. But he wouldn't be alive anymore after being soulcast, so he would be cold for the rest of his life then have a warm and volatile corpse. Edited November 29, 2015 by CognitivePulsePattern
kinxer he/him Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 But he wouldn't be alive anymore after being soulcast, so he would be cold for the rest of his life then have a warm and volatile corpse. This all depends on whether soulcasting is instantaneous over the entire object or gradual but very fast.
natc Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 But he wouldn't be alive anymore after being soulcast, so he would be cold for the rest of his life then have a warm and volatile corpse. H won't have a "rest of his life" after being cast to fire though. Except that short bit where he's being turned from flesh into fire. I don't think instantaneous really makes any scientific sense, to be honest. Judging from the air-to-stone moment Adolin saw the matter sometimes does need to move to account for state-changes. Instantaneous kind of defies relativity. The fact that the air can be observed to move into place at all suggests it's just fast.
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