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[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Ohm my gosh these are horrible

[+Extesian he/him]

14 minutes ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

Ohm my gosh these are horrible

Agreed,they're repellent. Poor conduct. I give a negative review. Totally uncoul. omb.

[marsoupial they/them]

4 hours ago, Exalted Dungeon Master said:

Behold, the power of electricity jokes. They're a real joule of the pun world. (Yes, I know joules are work, not power, but I couldn't resist it.)

Shocking.

[Silverblade5 he/him]

I am shocked we've fallen this farrad.  We really need to ohm up to this mistake. I don't know watt to do anymore. We have all demonstrated poor conduct. 

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

6 hours ago, Silverblade5 said:

I am shocked we've fallen this farrad.  We really need to ohm up to this mistake. I don't know watt to do anymore. We have all demonstrated poor conduct. 

I will break this circuit before it gets too late.

[Silverblade5 he/him]

6 hours ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

I will break this circuit before it gets too late.

You will be the joule of the forum for accelerating this action

Edited March 10, 2017 by Silverblade5

[☫Kelsier☫ he/him]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now. 

Spoiler

All Right, Alright get it? Haha! No? Oh ok… 

 

[☫Kelsier☫ he/him]

6 minutes ago, Silverblade5 said:

You will be the joule of the forum for accelerating this action

Oh no. 

[Farnsworth]

My feather pillow exploded. I was down in the mouth for a week.

[Sunbird she/her]

Q: what do you call a baby owl after it gets rained on?

A: a moist owelette!

[Djarskublar he/him]

I know all these puns have been at your expense, so I will just put them on your tab.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

5 hours ago, Djarskublar said:

I know all these puns have been at your expense, so I will just put them on your tab.

I would call that one mediocre. but that would be mean.

[+Extesian he/him]

1 minute ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

I would call that one mediocre. but that would be mean.

I would call that average but that would be mean (coz who likes medians or modes anyway)

[A Budgie she/her]

1 minute ago, Extesian said:

I would call that average but that would be mean (coz who likes medians or modes anyway)

Oh come on guys, stop the math puns. It's better to have a range of jokes, it's like you're only set to one mode.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Just now, A Budgie said:

Oh come on guys, stop the math puns. It's better to have a range of jokes, it's like you're only set to one mode.

That was the outlier of the lot.

[+Extesian he/him]

It is a worrying trend. All this imaginary humor.  We should get real. So formulaic. Plus it's really negative and divides us all.

I know. I'm a real square.

[A Budgie she/her]

1 minute ago, Extesian said:

It is a worrying trend. All this imaginary humor.  We should get real. So formulaic. Plus it's really negative and divides us all.

I know. I'm a real square.

Don't worry, I'm sure if you could get to the root of the parabolem everything would be fine. 

[+Extesian he/him]

8 minutes ago, A Budgie said:

Don't worry, I'm sure if you could get to the root of the parabolem everything would be fine. 

Euclidian me!

Get it, like..you're kidding me, but..euclidi...get it..eucl..

I'm sorry for that 'pun'. Terrible. I shall diminish, and go into the west.

[Djarskublar he/him]

I'm hyperbolantating. I got no love for my pun, I guess it was too obtuse. I generally like wordplay, but Protagonist always insists on the lead roll, and is terrible at projecting, while Scenery just sits there. I always feel bad for Scenery, his makeup is frequently terribly done, and he keeps having to change it through the whole ordeal.

[Silverblade5 he/him]

Yeah, as long as we differentiate our options, we should be fine. It should prevent the trend from being to linear. We should have a standard deviation away from this soon. 

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Well...this was an exponential discussion.

[Silverblade5 he/him]

It really was. We've integrated a lot into this subject. We really went on a tangent. 

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

6 minutes ago, Silverblade5 said:

It really was. We've integrated a lot into this subject. We really went on a tangent. 

Almost like Hocus Locus.

Sincerely hope you guys got that one.

Guess it was too Low key (Loci)

I'm like a Locust some times.

Edited March 16, 2017 by Darkness Ascendant

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

I had a dream about a dyslexic electrician last night.

It was well wired.