Puns Puns Puns and More Puns

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

[Silverblade5 he/him]

The punchline is in the spoiler

in the spoiler

[AonEne he/him]

*walks into the room*

Spoiler

On 8/7/2019 at 5:31 PM, Nathrangking said:

The endangered Straff Vulture!

 

On 8/7/2019 at 5:34 PM, Lunamor said:

He could also be the Lord Robin.

 

On 8/7/2019 at 5:36 PM, Nathrangking said:

or the God Kestrel.

 

On 8/7/2019 at 5:40 PM, Lunamor said:

Or Finch of the Dusk.

 

On 8/7/2019 at 5:42 PM, Nathrangking said:

or Ham Hawk.

 

On 8/7/2019 at 5:44 PM, Lunamor said:

Or Blushwarbler.

 

On 8/7/2019 at 5:51 PM, Nathrangking said:

With Lightsquab!

 

On 8/7/2019 at 5:53 PM, The Last Post said:

Or Or anyone from Kestrel’s crow!

 

On 8/7/2019 at 5:54 PM, Lunamor said:

Not many people wanted to be parrot of that crew, it was very dangerous work.

 

On 8/7/2019 at 5:55 PM, The Last Post said:

Actually it’s really albatross smedry 

 

On 8/7/2019 at 5:57 PM, Nathrangking said:

No its Dalinar Kite

 

On 8/7/2019 at 6:15 PM, The Last Post said:

It’s TernSoon

 

On 8/7/2019 at 6:18 PM, Nathrangking said:

Kelseagull

 

On 8/7/2019 at 6:25 PM, The Last Post said:

and it’s dalinar Crowlin

 

On 8/7/2019 at 8:08 PM, Nathrangking said:

Sazparrow.

 

*walks out*

[+Doomstick he/him]

11 minutes ago, AonEne said:

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Plagiarism 

[AonEne he/him]

11 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

Plagiarism 

I got permission from one person and you and the other person just ignored me so I assumed it was allowed. Also, it's not plagiarism if you credit the people who wrote it, and I did.

[+Doomstick he/him]

33 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I got permission from one person and you and the other person just ignored me so I assumed it was allowed. Also, it's not plagiarism if you credit the people who wrote it, and I did.

Me? Fine but you should at least have used original content 

[AonEne he/him]

8 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

Me? Fine but you should at least have used original content 

Yes, you were one of the ones who ignored me, I said? Unless you said yes or no and I missed it?

Again, I asked, and I know half of this thread isn't original content.

Edit: I can remove yours if don't want them shared here.

Edited August 9, 2019 by AonEne

[+Doomstick he/him]

27 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Yes, you were one of the ones who ignored me, I said? Unless you said yes or no and I missed it?

Again, I asked, and I know half of this thread isn't original content.

Edit: I can remove yours if don't want them shared here.

It’s fine

[Lunamor she/her]

1 hour ago, AonEne said:

I got permission from one person and you and the other person just ignored me so I assumed it was allowed. Also, it's not plagiarism if you credit the people who wrote it, and I did.

Sorry ‘bout that. And thanks for posting it!

[AonEne he/him]

5 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Sorry ‘bout that. And thanks for posting it!

You're good, it got a little buried.

[Lunamor she/her]

Bad puns- that’s how eye roll.

[Salmon of Doubt]

Once I finish the Reckoners, I'm thinking of reading a book about anti-gravity. I hear it's impossible to put down.

[AonEne he/him]

I really enjoy sleeping. I guess you could say I'm prone to it. 

Spoiler

I thought of this a couple days ago and was so irrationally happy XD 

 

[Silverblade5 he/him]

What do you get when you mix Polish with Hebrew? A balanced language.

[FeruchemicalAbhorsen he/him]

Mistborn spoilers:

What do you call a candy that makes Inquisitors less angry?

 

A marshmellow.

Edited November 15, 2019 by TypeIVBioChromaticEntity
Typo

[Aon Ese: Abundance,Harvest she/her]

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

It was soda pressing.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

This thread is pun-itive.

 

[Elend Venture he/him]

Y'all could use some punishment for making all these terrible jokes. 

[Mat he/him]

On 4/29/2020 at 11:14 PM, Elend Venture said:

Y'all could use some punishment for making all these terrible jokes. 

I was just scrolling though here about to say that. I was excited.

Well. If a punishment is already decided, might as well make it the punitentiary. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

If you were scrolling through here, remember not to read too much into these puns.

Don’t make a a misstayk.

[Showman he/him]

Here's a cosmere one I came up with a few days ago:

Lots of people look up to cryptic spren. You could even say they're figureheads.

[Gak he/him]

i planted a tree in a hole, don't worry, i'm sure they will grow out of it.

my friend faith told me if i hold still bees won't sting me, i asked her to prove it, and she said i just had to beeleave her, its a leap of faith.

why did Kaz hit Alcatraz? because he lost his temper.

did you know grandpa smeadry missed his 2nd birthday, he was two late.

a friend of mine challenged me to fence with them, but i told them i was too busy with my posts

[Lunamor she/her]

I present for your enjoyment a visual pun:

It’s Bulbasaurus-Rex!

[Shard of Reading he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Yay said:

I present for your enjoyment a visual pun:

It’s Bulbasaurus-Rex!

*Groans at dad joke*

[+Doomstick he/him]

*inserts bulbasaur with a crown* no this is!