Wayne Trades!

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Take a broken dishwasher. 

I have a pair of soleless shoes.

[strmblsd he/him]

Here have the large mountain of things I forgot to do.

I have a shoe which is ripped in half but still wearable 

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Here’s a strange-looking clock!

I have a seemingly empty jar labeled “nothingness”

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Have a seemingly full bottle labeled "thingness"!

I have a treasure map. I tried following it once, but the alligators became a bit of an issue...

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Have a crocodile.

I have a bowl of cereal where the milk was poured in first.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Have a cereal of milk where the bowl was poured in first.

I have the original copy of Elantris.

[Lunamor she/her]

Have a bouncy ball.

I have the 22nd pilot.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Spoiler

Take an IED.

I have a new Marvel movie with the OGs returning.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Take poor CGI

I have an empty box of pizza

[strmblsd he/him]

I give you a empty sandwich bad that once held The Sandwich 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Take a bag of air.

I have a signed self portrait of big chungus. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s a Pocky stick.

I have a very large tortilla.

[strmblsd he/him]

Here is a very small cow 

I have a 2 month old sandwich 

[Lunamor she/her]

Here's a tuft of dog hair.

I have a giant Lego statue of Yoda.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Here’s the original Frank Oz puppet

I’ve got your first baby tooth

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Have your molar I pulled out of your mouth while you were sleeping.

I have a jar of cookies.

[strmblsd he/him]

Here is a bag of bags

I have depression 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Take autism.

I have a fishtank with 6 randomly selected fish in it.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Here, have my bad track record of keeping fish alive.

I have unresolved childhood trauma of having my first pet (a fish) die almost immediately.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Have a deer leg. (it's raw)

I have the rest of the deer.

[Lunamor she/her]

Here's a drop of golden sun.

I have a name I call myself.

[Shadow of Electrum he/him]

Have a much better herdazian name that was definitely not created by the lopen

I have a Pokemon addiction

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Here’s a hammer and your way out

I’ve got a penny tails up

[strmblsd he/him]

Here take a nickle that I flipped and it landed on it's side

I have no motivation...

[LightRinger he/him]

Here is no will to live! (With a side of therapy)

I have a broken set of earbuds.