Wayne Trades!

[Soulbinder she/her]

Ooh, yay! Snake pajamas! Have a couple backup snakes.

I have an ominously glowing phone booth.

[strmblsd he/him]

ooh i want to climb in...

trades in a jar full of... lets uhmm hope its punch

[Lunamor she/her]

Gives a VHS tape of a low-budget penguin documentary.

I have a fox.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

have some socks and box and rocks and clocks that tock and tick and bricks and sticks and chicks

I have a copy of Dr. Suess's Fox in Socks 

[strmblsd he/him]

Gives a mostly not moldy pear

I have a clock that glows in the dark

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a radioactive watch!

I have a platypus.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Have Carthage, destroyed.

I have the might and grandeur of the Imperial legions of Rome.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have Quinctilius Varus.

I have a burrito.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

 have an above average in size strawberry with a bite missing

I have a half eaten burrito

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s a left Snickers bar.

I have a right Snickers bar.

[strmblsd he/him]

Have a half eaten sandwich 

I have a random tube of something sticky

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a box with a slightly concerning beeping noise emitting from it.

I have a pair of off-kilter glasses.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

here,  have a meme.

Spoiler

I have a smugleaf (snivy)

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s a sleeve of Ritz crackers.

I have a pair of google goggles.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Here's a TI84 calculator with a Super Mario game downloaded

I've got a clipboard with the clip part missing

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Have a cardboard box.

I have the clip from Pineap's clipboard.

[strmblsd he/him]

Here have a backpack with spilled Chick-fil-A sauce in it(my actual backpack irl) 

I have a two week old sandwich (also in my actual backpack)

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a garbage bag, I guess?

I have a threatening message from Duolingo.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Those are a dime a dozen, here's a solid gold antique pocket watch

I have a watermelon ring pop

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s ninety nine red balloons.

I have a donut hole.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Have half a bread crumb.
I have the entirety of Neverland in my pocket.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Here's the first star on the right that no one cares about

I have an expired biscoff cookie from an airplane

[Lunamor she/her]

Here's some dinarii.

I have a bobble-head figurine of Albert Einstein.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

here, about 99+ baboons that tried to raid my home lol.

 

I have a platform fighter cheapie that's been ported to yomi-hustle. enjoy the (not) OP. 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Here's a shopping cart with a wonky wheel

I've got a hand-crank pencil sharpener