Wayne Trades!

[Wittles he/him]

I offer a wiggly tricycle

I've got a sack of self aware potatoes 

[Immortal Platypus]

ah, finally, my collection of self-aware foods will be complete. you can have my extra titanium pen.

I have 7 and 1/2 grams of potassium. 

[PyroPhile]

Yes! This will prove an amazing addition to my collection of alkali metals! What extremely reactive chemical could I possibly trade for it? Ah! I know! Have some manganese heptoxide! It’s very fun.

I have some flammable goo.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

On 11/8/2023 at 4:05 PM, PyroPhile said:

Yes! This will prove an amazing addition to my collection of alkali metals! What extremely reactive chemical could I possibly trade for it? Ah! I know! Have some manganese heptoxide! It’s very fun.

I have some flammable goo.

Yay, I can finally [Redacted] my [Redacted] and then my [Redacted] will finally be [Redacted]! You can have this azidoazide azide!

I have some souls.

[Soulbinder she/her]

I have some questions. Let's trade.

I have an ongoing crisis.

[Lunamor she/her]

I trade it for some candy corn.

I have some pebbles.

Edited January 17, 2024 by Lunamor

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

On 1/16/2024 at 9:02 PM, Lunamor said:

I trade it for some candy corn.

I have some pebbles.

I trade it for this tall thing I found. (I think it's called the Statue of Liberty?) It's nice and green

I need to get my hands on a baby dragon. 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

I give you one for a three headed guard dog. 
 

I have a mirror.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

I take it and give you a reflected copy of yourself in return.

I have an alarm clock.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

I swipe it, and proffer a creepy mask engraved with runes.

I have a coat hanger. 

[Lunamor she/her]

I exchange it for a clothespin. 

I have some gum.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

i offer a bar of chocolate.

i have some shardblades and plate.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Here, you can have my pre-catacendre plate and knife collection.

I have 56 ballpoint pens.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

I'll take them for this scroll of fireball.

 

I have an infestation of snow zombies in my 9001-car garage, and would like something to rid of them with.

[Lunamor she/her]

You get thoughts and prayers.

I have a jack-in-the-box.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

18 hours ago, Lord Spirit said:

I give you one for a three headed guard dog. 
 

I have a mirror.

I have a three headed guard dog right here!

Can I have the deed to the dragon please?

 

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

i give you the deed to the dragon

i have 10 kg of francium 

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s a jug of water I probably shouldn’t have around it.

I have a snow globe. 

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

(well since my 8th grade science teacher taught me that clorine produces a larger explosion) i trade you a large quantity of cloriene.

i have 100 boxings

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s a diamond chip.

I have a feral cat.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have a feral hamster!
 

I have some quality depression! Any takers?

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

enjoy some pesimisum.

i offer 2 lots of depression and 1 stolen optimism 

[Lunamor she/her]

You get ADHD and a mood disorder (two problems for the price of one!).

I have some Cheez-its.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Here, have some celery.

I have a pair of fingerless gloves.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

4 minutes ago, Faerie Braids said:

Here, have some celery.

I have a pair of fingerless gloves.

*gasp* So inappropriate! 

Here, have this old SUV

 

I have three green marbles. 

Edited February 6, 2024 by Just-A-Stick