RaeTheRaven Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 You can have half a grapefruit. I have a doll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Sola Scriptora Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 (edited) Here's a Casio watch that needs a new battery. I have a Thaylen-language copy of The Lord of the Rings. Edited February 1, 2023 by phillycheesesteak Grammar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted February 2, 2023 Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 I don't speak Thaylen, but I'll give you this half eaten chocolate covered apple for it. I have an old aerobics cassette 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio he/him Posted February 2, 2023 Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 Um. I don't know what that is, so I guess it's unique. I switch it for a red and green apple. Totally not fake. I have a nerf football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 You can have this Wilson Dart Gun. I have a broken shard of glass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Sola Scriptora Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 Ooh! Ooh! I have a shard of God! Makes me REALLY like breaking things. I found this cool flute that a crazy arrow-faced man keeps asking me about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 That sounds cool, I'll give you this antique nail trimmer I have a glockenspiel that tells funny jokes while you play it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio he/him Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 (edited) Here's this strange black flute. I have a fork with seven tines instead of four. Edited February 10, 2023 by Gregorio 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lotus Blossom she/her Posted February 17, 2023 Report Share Posted February 17, 2023 On 2/9/2023 at 10:57 PM, Gregorio said: Here's this strange black flute. I have a fork with seven tines instead of four. more tines the better i guess... now pasta will never fall off my fork >:) okay okay i'm willing to trade in: ~ thunder for the deaf, lightning for the blind, and wind for the able ~ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio he/him Posted February 21, 2023 Report Share Posted February 21, 2023 Here's a strange handkerchief I found with a G on it. I have a spoonful of pasta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curon he/him Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 You really are going all in with the number of tines on a fork theme, aren't you? I happily accept the pasta and the (number of tines) N -> infinity fork we call a spoon and trade... ... a cat-sized pony wearing funny socks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoBoi101 he/him Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 I will give you a half-eaten bowl of cereal for that. I have a real nifty leaf blower that blows backwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 OOH! I've always wanted one of those! You can have a leaf blower that sucks instead of blows. I have a sack of leaves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Sola Scriptora Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 I have a leaf-shaped sa'angreal. It's attuned to saidar so I don't know what it does. Does anyone want a fish-tailed sword pommel? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoBoi101 he/him Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 sure.... I guess? I will give you the classic dirty socks (only the left one) I have a dirty sock. (only the right one) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 Hm... I think I'll give you this useless yellow rock I found in the bank vault. I have a broken lock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoBoi101 he/him Posted March 1, 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2023 I will give you a broken key for that. I have a deal to make. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Sola Scriptora Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 (edited) Here's a deal you can't refuse. I have an avendesora sapling the Aiel gave me. Edited March 2, 2023 by phillycheesesteak Grammars 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 Ooh! I love those! I'll give you a Ta'veren's toenail! I have a broken F-18 fighter jet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMarksman108 Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 i will give you my pillow its shaped like a banana i have a blanket with bananas on it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio he/him Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 Here's a banana peel. I have a water bottle of holy water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 Take this square foot of unholy earth. I have a book that I need to work more on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoBoi101 he/him Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 I will give you a school book I have a school teacher whos made at me..... HELP! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMarksman108 Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 i will give you a gun for that i have a dead dear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 I’ll take your dead dear and give you a perished petal. I have a boring chemistry class. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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