Wayne Trades!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Here is your vocal cord.

We have a mind-control helm

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I'll give you a dauthi voidwalker.

(MTG jokes)

I have a mind-controlled servant from that helm that Emulaton gave me...

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I'll give you  this bloody foot.

I have a weird new curse word...

[Cash67]

I offer one singular chouta wrap if you’ll tell me the curse…

I have a box of chouta seasoning

Edited January 14, 2023 by Cash67

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

you now have several boxes of waffles, thank you.

We have several perfectly seasoned Choutas

 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Here's some hot oil to fry them in.

I have some latkes.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I present to you a pair of silk pants.

Anybody want three wooden boxes?

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

I give you a cardboard box.

I have a kyber crystal.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Here, have a pet bunny named Crystal.

We have several teeth. No clue who's.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I'll take 'em! You can have this apple I found. Pretty sure it's plastic.

I have a fanny pack.

[Wittles he/him]

I bequeath unto you this rusty sword I found at the bottom of a koi pond

I have a moldy avocado that tells top tier dad jokes

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I give you a kilogram of water.

I have TLM

[RaeTheRaven]

You can have this bottle of eyedrops for it. 

I have a bag of skittles.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Not anymore you don't! You get a bag of snickles instead.

I have mail.

[RaeTheRaven]

(that... is absolutely vile why does it exist?)

You can have some pocket lint for it. 

I have five watermelons. 

[Wittles he/him]

I'll trade you for 17 1/2 deaf bats

I have a calculator that is an english major

[RaeTheRaven]

I will give you this weirdly shaped stick I found while walking in the park. 

I have three small pebbles. 

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

I trade them for a phone charger block (not the wire, the box)

I have three small pebbles 

Spoiler

 I don't want them anymore.

Edit for EmulatonStromenkiin's reply. Heck ya! I'm taking Dwayne!

Edited January 20, 2023 by Gregorio

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Have a pet rock named Dwayne.

We have a shady deal.

[Wittles he/him]

I'll give a seal trained in the magical dark arts

I have a goat

[RaeTheRaven]

I'll give 5 burnished copper coins with bullet holes through them. 

I have a very large pigeon. 

[Immortal Platypus]

you get a rather medium sized duck

I have 7.27564 million powerful la-ding-a-vings!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

We give you cells from Absence.

We have Fortuity.

[RaeTheRaven]

I'll give you an empty water bottle.

I have cheese. 

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Here's a digital watch that needs a new battery.

I've got some dog kibbles.