Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Just now, The_Truthwatcher said:

Gets fishermen bodies

*Inserts a boxing*

Gets a box

*Inserts fishermen bodies*

[theTruthshaper]

Just now, I Am A Fish said:

Gets a box

*Inserts fishermen bodies*

Gets souls of enemies

*inserts fake bait*

[Ashbringer he/him]

Gets... the souls of your enemies?

*Inserts snow*

Edit: Ninja'd, but... jinx? Double souls?

Edited August 5, 2020 by Ashbringer

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Gets "Ice, Ice, baby"
 

*Inserts Justin trudeau*

[theTruthshaper]

1 minute ago, Ashbringer said:

Gets... the souls of your enemies?

*Inserts snow*

Edit: Ninja'd, but... jinx? Double souls?

Great minds think alike.

[FriarFritz]

1 hour ago, I Am A Fish said:

Gets "Ice, Ice, baby"
 

*Inserts Justin trudeau*

Gets a reference I don't understand.

*inserts Ian Anderson*

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Gets a kilt

*Inserts a rutabega*

 

[Channelknight Fadran]

20 minutes ago, I Am A Fish said:

Gets a kilt

*Inserts a rutabega*

You get a reluctant child.

*Inserts eyelids*

[I Am A Fish he/him]

You get contact lenses

*inserts gerbil*

[FriarFritz]

Gets an anti-gerbil snorting pamphlet.

Inserts Reykjavik

[Enter a username]

Gets kivajkyer

Inserts my arm

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

18 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Gets kivajkyer

Inserts my arm

Gets a new bone length.

Inserts Reykjavik, the capital of Iceland.

[Enter a username]

Gets oceans made of ice

inserts the vending machine

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Just now, Enter a username said:

Gets oceans made of ice

inserts the vending machine

Gets a black hole

Inserts a pencil sharpener

[Mat he/him]

Gets a pointy eraser

*Inserts coppermind article*

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Receives information overload

Inserts headache

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Gets headache chart:

Inserts Shardblade: 

[FriarFritz]

Gets a dead vending machine

*inserts a new vending machine*

[Channelknight Fadran]

11 hours ago, FriarFritz said:

Gets a dead vending machine

*inserts a new vending machine*

You get a refreshed thread!

*Inserts the eyes I took from the people on the Fellowship of the Thing*

[Scarletfox]

You get Iridium from Germany.

*inserts Loki's scepter*

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Gets Loki’s dead body. 
*Inserts Thor’s Hammer.*

Edited August 6, 2020 by Bearer of all agonies

[NameIess]

4 hours ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

*Inserts Thor’s Hammer.*

You get a new superhero, vendingthunder!

 

*Inserts stolen cactus*

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Gets Sokka meme

 . . . And goes crazy. 
Inserts Groot. 

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

7 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

Gets Sokka meme

 . . . And goes crazy. 
Inserts Groot. 

I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot.

Translation: You get the Guardians of the Galaxy!

*inserts a roly poly bug*

Edited August 7, 2020 by DramaQueen

[Mat he/him]

Gets a potato

*Inserts the Pillsbury Doughboy*