Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Gets water to help unstick feet. 
*inserts Elhokar’s unfinished first ideal of Knights Radiant.*

[dannnex male]

Gets the entire fandom hating on moash 

inserts a vending machine 

[Vapor she/her]

gets a coin

inserts cheese

[Condensation she/her]

gets gas

inserts Legos

[Vapor she/her]

gets a broken foot

inserts boring stuff

[Condensation she/her]

gets more sleep

inserts my amazing cat Tom

[Vapor she/her]

Gets a puddle of happiness

Inserts book

[dannnex male]

Gets bad movie adaptation 

inserts a dead fish

[Vapor she/her]

Gets an unhappy Nemo

Inserts sleep

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Becomes an insomniac. 
*Inserts the Way of Kings Leatherbound.*

[dannnex male]

Gets a piece of paper that says “thanks”

inserts my life’s savings 

[Vapor she/her]

gets a bunch of junk

inserts time alone

[Condensation she/her]

gets more books you've already read

inserts Little Caesar's pizza

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

13 hours ago, Spren of Kindness said:

You get a Newfoundland (the dog)

Inserts notebook.

Spoiler

This is really late, but there's a musical about a place called Newfoundland, the musical is called Come From Away. Highly recommend it to anyone and everyone.

 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

12 hours ago, Condensation said:

gets more books you've already read

inserts Little Caesar's pizza

You get cheap cardboard with cheese and pepperonis melted onto it!

*inserts summer reading*

[Channelknight Fadran]

37 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

You get cheap cardboard with cheese and pepperonis melted onto it!

*inserts summer reading*

You get procrastination!

 

*Inserts friends*

[Retrac he/him]

Gets a fun life full of funness.

*Inserts a depressed mouse.*

[Vapor she/her]

Gets a happy cat

*Inserts nose*

[Condensation she/her]

gets an amazing theme park with humans dressed up as that mouse

inserts a movie theater screen

[Vapor she/her]

gets soggy popcorn

inserts abc gum

[Condensation she/her]

gets a germaphobe

inserts cosmo: the quest

[Vapor she/her]

gets other movies by byu

inserts ted talk

[Condensation she/her]

Gets a bored Vapor

inserts a funny joke.

[Vapor she/her]

Gets a sighing teenager.

Inserts Studio C

[Condensation she/her]

gets a laughing . . . uh . . . everyone.

Inserts crayons