Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Condensation she/her]

Gets no time to finish it

Inserts my cat Tom.

[Vapor she/her]

Gets cat hair everywhere

Inserts beach

[Chinkoln he/him]

Gets a drunken Hoid 

*Inserts chouta 

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

1 hour ago, Chinkoln said:

Gets a drunken Hoid 

*Inserts chouta 

Gets grudgingly happy Kaladin.

Inserts protractor.

[Vapor she/her]

Gets ruler

Inserts Telephone

[Condensation she/her]

Gets 4 more wasted hours.

Inserts kleenex

[Vapor she/her]

Gets germiphobe.

*Inserts COVID-19*

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

26 minutes ago, Vapor said:

Gets germiphobe.

*Inserts COVID-19*

Gets pandemic.

Inserts 2020.

[Channelknight Fadran]

23 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said:

Gets pandemic.

Inserts 2020.

Gets PAIN and SUFFERING. CHAOTIC HECK!!!! FRICK!!! YOU GET FRICK!!!

*Inserts weak expletive*

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

Gets PAIN and SUFFERING. CHAOTIC HECK!!!! FRICK!!! YOU GET FRICK!!!

*Inserts weak expletive*

Gets Kindness using weak expletive and making everyone gasp in shock.

Inserts CHAOTIC HECK!!!

[Channelknight Fadran]

55 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said:

Gets Kindness using weak expletive and making everyone gasp in shock.

Inserts CHAOTIC HECK!!!

Gets Gasp, Kindness! Wow, language! That was strong! Maybe even against the Shard guidelines!

*Inserts sarcasm*

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

1 hour ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Gets Gasp, Kindness! Wow, language! That was strong! Maybe even against the Shard guidelines!

*Inserts sarcasm*

Gets exasperation.

Inserts college.

[Chinkoln he/him]

Gets debt

Inserts @Chinkoln

[Channelknight Fadran]

32 minutes ago, Chinkoln said:

Gets debt

Inserts @Chinkoln

Get an otter!

*Inserts cab fare*

[Chinkoln he/him]

Gets a mugging in an alleyway

Inserts duck

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 minute ago, Chinkoln said:

Gets a mugging in an alleyway

Inserts duck

Gets chained to the ugliest creature in existence - me!

*Inserts 500 MM*

[Chinkoln he/him]

Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

Gets chained to the ugliest creature in existence - me!

*Inserts 500 MM*

Gets 50 centimeters

Inserts something from in between the couch cushions

[Enter a username]

Gets 50 cents

Inserts the Fellowship of the Thing

Oh hey I started a new page

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[Chinkoln he/him]

Gets Fadran

Inserts Cytosine

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Gets question mark.

Inserts Roshar.

[Channelknight Fadran]

4 hours ago, Spren of Kindness said:

Gets question mark.

Inserts Roshar.

Gets necessary subplot

*Inserts spear*

[Vapor she/her]

Gets Kaladin

*imserts Mac'n'cheese*

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

5 minutes ago, Vapor said:

Gets Kaladin

*imserts Mac'n'cheese*

Gets Spirals and Cheese. (better than mac in my opinion)

*inserts awkwardly executed love arc*

[Condensation she/her]

Gets (Rise of Skywalker spoilers

Spoiler

Kylo and Rey

Inserts the TV remote I found in the couch

[Vapor she/her]

Gets Netflix marathon

inserts crush