Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Enter a username]

Gets the letter M

Inserts the vending machine

[FriarFritz]

You get reality collapsing in on itself. 

*inserts a new reality*

[revelryintheart she/her]

You get a fresh start. A clean slate. All your mistakes are forgotten. You can do whatever you want, be whoever you want to be.

*inserts bad decisions*

[Enter a username]

Gets results of bad decisions

Inserts good decisions

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

14 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Gets results of bad decisions

Inserts good decisions

You get sixteen Skittles and a bag of chips air.

*inserts library card*

[Enter a username]

Gets kidnapped by Blackburn

Inserts rescue attempt

[FriarFritz]

You get captured too.

Inserts paradox.

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[Enter a username]

Gets sentence that confesses its own lies.

Inserts escape attempt

[Rushu42 she/her]

2 hours ago, Enter a username said:

Inserts escape attempt

Gets a life on the run.

Inserts supervillain monologue.

[Enter a username]

Gets backwards-firing Firebringer's Lens

Inserts blind Occulator

[Condensation she/her]

Gets a free pair of Oculator's Lenses

Inserts my least favorite book

[revelryintheart she/her]

Gets Tiger's Curse

Inserts a cat

[Condensation she/her]

Gets a large armful of fantasy including cats

Inserts my Latin homework

[revelryintheart she/her]

Gets my respect, as I would never have the patience to learn Latin

Inserts myself 

[Ashbringer he/him]

You get... locked in a cramped Vending Machine, possibly with Drama and Fadran?

*Inserts a tent*

[FriarFritz]

You get intent 

Inserts an acre of arable land

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

4 hours ago, FriarFritz said:

You get intent 

Inserts an acre of arable land

You get DramaQueen!

"Whew! Wait... why was that what got me out? Is Fadran still in there? HA! I got out before you, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah"

*inserts more mocking towards @Channelknight Fadran*

[Channelknight Fadran]

4 hours ago, DramaQueen said:

You get DramaQueen!

"Whew! Wait... why was that what got me out? Is Fadran still in there? HA! I got out before you, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah"

*inserts more mocking towards @Channelknight Fadran*

You get a sad, hopeless sob.

 

*Inserts bucket of ice cream*

[Mist she/her]

*gets @Channelknight Fadran*

Inserts surprise.

[theTruthshaper]

*Gets @The_Truthwatcher*

Inserts thankfulness

[FriarFritz]

Gets a packet of frozen Oreos (which are awesome and everyone should try them).

Inserts a fish.

[revelryintheart she/her]

Gets @I Am A Fish.

Inserts fish sticks

[Ashbringer he/him]

Gets fish trees

*Inserts freezer*

[I Am A Fish he/him]

14 minutes ago, revelryintheart said:

Gets @I Am A Fish.

Inserts fish sticks

This was a post masterfully crafted to antagonize me. It worked perfectly.

5 minutes ago, Ashbringer said:

Gets fish trees

*Inserts freezer*

Gets frozen

*inserts the souls of his enemies*

[theTruthshaper]

Gets fishermen bodies

*Inserts a boxing*