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Just now, Truthless of Shinovar said:

*Truthless, who has been hiding in the vending machine the entire time, steals them and eats every last one*

*gets wrappers*

 

*inserts a sunset*

*Gets sick from eating too many Hi-Chews*

*Inserts Spook*

Posted

I wrote the last few posts here:

"Get in there!" Fadran says, pushing DramaQueen through the coin slot.

"What the heck are you doing?" DramaQueen exclaims.

"Getting some cheetos. Hopefully." With another push, DramaQueen is inserted.

Instead of getting cheetos, however, Fadran is rewarded with a single angry glare from the vending machine. A hand then pops out of the coin slot and pulls Fadran in.

"Yo, hey!" Fadran falls into the surprisingly well-sanitized coin containment chamber. There are no shortage of oddiites in here. "Whoa."

DramaQueen scooches as far over to the right as possible, and Fadran heads to the left. He makes himself comfy on a pile of coins. "I get quarters, you get nickels?"

DramaQueen shrugs. "I guess so."

"Incoming!" A figure blocks the low beam of light coming from the coin slot, and suddenly The_Truthwatcher has landed atop the two of them.

"Truth?" Fadran asked. "What the heck are you doing here?"

A note enters the vending machine, which Truth reads. "Danex wants to join us."

"We don't have any more room." Fadran replies. "Sorry, Danex."

Suddenly, water started flooding the vending machine. The coins, crumbs, notes, and angry glares start floating about everywhere, until suddenly, the chamber grows hot; very hot. The water evaporates, and leaves the vending machine. Truth then sighs, and invites Danex in. Soon, there is a fourth person sitting in the tiny container meant for coins.

DramaQueen offers everyone some Hi-Chews, which she just so happened to have on her. However, right then, Truthless of Shinovar appears from underneath the pile of coins and eats them all!

"Can someone please explain what in the Stormfather is happening here?" Fadran asks. Before he can answer, though, a new voice appears.

"Notting the knowing of ent--Kelsier! No!"

Kelsier pushes Spook into the vending machine. Now there are six people in the vending machine; but two of them are flirting, so it's not all bad.

"We need more space." Fadran creates more space, but then realizes he doesn't have any extra air. Then, as Truthless suddenly procures a rocket ship--

Fadran runs out of posts to write about.

Posted
19 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

*inserts giant rocket ship*

You get a giant rock!

 

*Inserts Nightblood without a sheath*

Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

You get a giant rock!

 

*Inserts Nightblood without a sheath*

You get the TORTURED SCREAMS of Fadran, DramaQueen, Truthless, Truth, Danex, and Spook as they are all brutally murdered by the sword.

*Inserts another quarter to try again."

Edited by Channelknight Fadran
Posted
7 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Okay. The tortured screams of Fadran, DramaQueen, Truth, Danex, and Spook

SIR!

Spook is far too not-evil to be murdered by the sword.

I am grateful that you gave me a boyfriend (Spook) because I expected you to give me Beldre.

8 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

You get the TORTURED SCREAMS of Fadran, DramaQueen, Truthless, Truth, Danex, and Spook as they are all brutally murdered by the sword.

*Inserts another quarter to try again."

You get Beldre's beheaded corpse

*inserts Beldre's head*

Posted
Just now, The_Truthwatcher said:

You get a crying Spook

*inserts pek*

Spook isn't sad, he helped me behead her. He must be crying tears of joy.

I don't know what pek is, so you get a unicorn.

*inserts an engagement ring*

Posted

A pek’s a currency, I think from Scadrial? I don’t remember.

You get a Spook holding an engagement ring!

*Inserts Nightblood’s sheath before something gets vaporized*

Posted
3 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

You get killed.

 

*Inserts workout video (I won't be needing it anyways)*

You get fat!

*inserts a wedding between Spook and myself*

Posted
Just now, DramaQueen said:

You get fat!

*inserts a wedding between Spook and myself*

You get a zoom wedding because social distancing. The ceremony was pretty nice, but the reception was terrible.

*Inserts reversed pun (nyehehehehe)*

Posted
1 hour ago, Retrac said:

Gets an apple.

*Inserts my sleep deprivation*

Gets insomnia

*inserts excitement*

Posted
10 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

You get disappointment

*Inserts a scarf*

Gets lots of questionable glances in the 90° weather.

*inserts loneliness*

Posted
14 minutes ago, Nameless said:

You get charged with arson!

 

*Inserts lawyer*

You get sued. You picked a bad one. And now, you're also in debt!

*inserts the Ten Duel Commandments*

Posted
9 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

You get sued. You picked a bad one. And now, you're also in debt!

*inserts the Ten Duel Commandments*

You get two flintlock pistols going off near a large tank of lighter fluid. Congratulations.

*Inserts Aaron Burr (Sir)

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