Edgedancer he/him Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 You get obsidian slippers. *inserts Nighthound's corpse*
DreamEternal Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 You get everything! You get nothing! *inserts self*
DanTheSeamonster he/him Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 You get yourself back! But the machine stole your Breath and now you're a Drab. Sorry! *inserts Nightbood*
DreamEternal Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 You get a Herald! *inserts depression* sucks to be a drab.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 You get an Honorspren! *inserts Shardblade*
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 (edited) You get a Pugspren!*inserts bad metaphor* Edited October 11, 2015 by Edgedancer 1
Delightful Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 You get bad porridge! *insert a highstorm*
Moonskin she/her Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 You get Eshonai in warform! *insert rain drops*
The Honor Spren she/her Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 You get a random assortment of ears! Where the machine got them I have no idea . . . *Inserts God Beyond*
Delightful Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 You get every cosmere booked dumped into your lap. Ouch. *inserts Wayne's lucky hat*
Alfa he/him Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 You get a inner-sixth-octant-with-a-drop-of-a-Terrisman-official-accent. *Inserts foot* 1
Elbereth she/her Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 You get a visit to the Pits of Hathsin! *inserts clip*
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 11, 2015 Posted October 11, 2015 Since this is what I thought "Pits of Hathsin" was at first glance…. You get a visit from the Pigs of Hathsin! *inserts pug wearing an Alethi military uniform* 1
RippleGylf she/her Posted October 12, 2015 Author Posted October 12, 2015 You get a pug wearing a Mistcloak! *inserts pickle* 2
Delightful Posted October 12, 2015 Posted October 12, 2015 You get a giraffe eating waffles! *inserts wits flute* 2
DreamEternal Posted October 12, 2015 Posted October 12, 2015 You get a giraffe eating waffles! *inserts wits flute* You get a flute contest between Sadeas and Amaram, with the Lord Ruler as a judge! *inserts lashing* 2
Quiver he/him Posted October 12, 2015 Posted October 12, 2015 You get a slave brand! *inserts a disgusting crap thing with seventeen legs*
Moonskin she/her Posted October 12, 2015 Posted October 12, 2015 You get Nan Balat! *insert (with difficulty) a chasmfiend * 1
The Honor Spren she/her Posted October 12, 2015 Posted October 12, 2015 You get a gemheart! *inserts awesome bread*
DreamEternal Posted October 12, 2015 Posted October 12, 2015 *you get an one armed herdazian* I have depression, an honorspren, slave brands... If my eyes weren't hazel I'd be Kaladin! *inserts bitterness*
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 12, 2015 Posted October 12, 2015 You get a terror cell that works to assassinate supervillains! You know....because cheese is in their supplies in the first book.... *inserts symbol of the Faithful*
Mailliw73 he/him Posted October 12, 2015 Posted October 12, 2015 You get Superman to the rescue! *shoves WoR through the slot*
Alfa he/him Posted October 12, 2015 Posted October 12, 2015 You get Radiant words. Don't ask me what that is. *Inserts a heart of steel*
nicocoberru she/her Posted October 12, 2015 Posted October 12, 2015 You get David's bomb ballpen! Just press the eraser and blow up a widely feared Epic! *inserts clip*
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