Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Vapor she/her]

gets toddler's drawing

inserts book at bedtime

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Receives a nightmare, 

On Elm Street.

 

*Inserts Thomasina the Tank engine*

[Vapor she/her]

Gets flood of toddlers

*inserts Brandon Sanderson*

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Gets 27 amazing books. 
*inserts Talns Honorblade.*

[Condensation she/her]

Only 27? Gets Taln, raving mad.

Inserts a mini hat keychain from Peru.

 

Edited August 14, 2020 by Condensation

[Ashbringer he/him]

Gets a mob of people asking where you can get those.

*Inserts mob of people

[Condensation she/her]

Peru, actually!

Gets a trampled carpet you have to vacuum.

Inserts me going to bed

[Mat he/him]

Gets me supposed to be in bed but I’m not because I’m waiting for the LG68 thread to go up. Oops.

*Inserts insomniac*

[Vapor she/her]

Gets bags under eyes

*Inserts Fellowship of the thing*

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

*gets a failed RP attempt with Salad, Emi, and myself*

*inserts cassette tape*

[dannnex male]

Gets a gen Z asking what the heck a cassette tape is

inserts the abstract notion that people can be separated into generations based on their age and what aspects of pop culture were relevant in their youth. 

[FriarFritz]

Gets an 18-year-old who vastly prefers jazz and pre-2000s rock to modern pop music.

Inserts Ella Fitzgerald.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Gets change (27 pennies)

inserts Reinhold Gliere’s works for the double bass

 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

You get Frank Sinatra!

*inserts nervousness*

[Condensation she/her]

gets butterflies

inserts WoK

[Vapor she/her]

Gets WoR

Inserts WoR

[FriarFritz]

Gets Edgedancer

Inserts cake

[Vapor she/her]

Gets sticky machine

*Inserts fish*

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

4 minutes ago, Vapor said:

Gets sticky machine

*Inserts fish*

Gets stingray.

Inserts human nervous system.

[Enter a username]

Gets immune system

Inserts Wayne with a Shardblade

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

2 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Gets immune system

Inserts Wayne with a Shardblade

Gets death and glory.

Inserts frozen hamburger patty.

[Enter a username]

Gets 15-year-old moldy hamburger

Inserts Shardblade with a Wayne

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Gets a Shardblade in with-a-Wayne-ee-a

inserts full Feruchemist. 

Edited August 16, 2020 by Bearer of all agonies

[Enter a username]

Gets Mistborn

Inserts Ettmetal

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

21 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Gets Mistborn

Inserts Ettmetal

Gets nuclear reactor.

Inserts Kaladin.