Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Soulbinder she/her]

Gets a sugar rush.

Inserts dark chocolate 

[Mist she/her]

Gets frozen hot chocolate.

*inserts even Star Trek movies*

[Mat he/him]

Gets even Star Wars movies. Sorry about 8.

*inserts Father's Day*

[Rushu42 she/her]

Gets a healthy relationship with your father

Inserts a Breath

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Gets breath mint

inserts allomancer's pewter

[Mat he/him]

Gets Feruchemical Gold, for some reason. Consult the user's manual for an explanation.

*inserts a stick*

Edited June 23, 2020 by Matrim's Dice

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Gets fire. (Please don't kill me. I am a heretic and a proud one.)
Inserts artichoke

[+Doomstick he/him]

You get death!

i have 26 marzipan cherries

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

You get 471 Homestar Runner donuts!

*inserts video game disc*

[Mat he/him]

You get an ancient video game machine!

*inserts bold text*

[Gears]

You get bold underlined text.

*inserts a badger*

[Mat he/him]

You get a Hufflepuff T-Shirt!

*inserts a phoenix feather*

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Gets faux. (I think that is how you spell it)
Inserts harry potter's wand

[Mat he/him]

Gets Ollvander. Interesting.

*Inserts The Ten Orders of the Knights Radiant*

[Mist she/her]

Gets the 9 Orders of Fused.

*inserts topaz ring*

[Mat he/him]

Gets a very angry and a very trapped-in-a-gold-loop Hoid.

No one ever remembers Topaz is a Hoid alias.  

*Inserts *

[Mist she/her]

Quote

Brandon Sanderson

You wanna know a cool story, guys? When I was just, like, fourteen, maybe twelve, we went to Jackson Hole and you [Brandon's dad] bought me my first ring. I don't wear a lot of jewelry, but you bought me a ring that had a big topaz in it. (Big for my age.) And when I started writing my very first book, I named a character Topaz. Which is still one of Hoid's aliases, that's where his first name came from, was the topaz that my father bought for me.

If any of you have read Dragonsteel (someday, I'll let everyone read it), that's why he's named Topaz in that. Well, he had a topaz, that's where he got it in-world. But name came from my father buying me a ring that was a really cool looking ring that I always kind of thought about and then named a character after.

Adam Horne

People want to know if you still have the ring.

Brandon Sanderson

I do not still have the ring. I wish that I did. We had a rough time where we moved from Nebraska to Idaho, and a lot of things got lost. A lot of my items (I was not there, I was in Korea at the time) got carefully and delicately packed up my brother, who was very, very kind. But somewhere in that, the ring didn't make that transfer.

YouTube Livestream 7 (May 7, 2020)

 

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Gets a very angry and a very trapped-in-a-gold-loop Hoid.

No one ever remembers Topaz is a Hoid alias.  

*Inserts *

Gets .

I know Topaz is a Hoid alias. Topaz rings are significant too. 

*inserts quilt*

[Mat he/him]

 it all makes sense now

Gets sewing needles

*Inserts computer mouse*

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Gets chewed off cord

Inserts ring with an unknown stone.

[Mat he/him]

Gets a heliodor shardblade.

*inserts chess*

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Gets checkers

Inserts honorblade

[Mist she/her]

Gets Herald.

*inserts dot to dot*

[Mat he/him]

Gets origami instructions

*inserts lily pad*

Edited June 29, 2020 by Matrim's Dice

[Mist she/her]

Gets origami lotus.

Spoiler

*inserts running shoes*

[Mat he/him]

Gets XC team. I like running!

*inserts sheet music*