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This is for me, isn't it?  :P

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There are 16 Shards that were once One, One Shard that is not a Shard, and One Shard who goes around 17th Shard making random conjectures and handing out cookies. Thus I am the 18th Shard.

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Why is my spoiler doing that?

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Why is my spoiler doing that?

really want to know how to make spoilers do that on purpose. 

Reckon you could make a copy of your post, and put it in a

[/code!] box? (without the ! in the end tag)? Maybe PM it so it's not clogging up the topic. Chaos, if you read this, the above, if it's still there, is an example of what I wanted to know when I asked you about spoiler descriptions awhile back.
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Why is my spoiler doing that?

 

 

It's a glitch with the WYSIWYG editor. If switch to the code mode you'll see some random open/close tags (E.g.: [1] [2][/2] ), and tags which aren't being closed in the proper order (E.g.: [1] [2] [3][/3] [/1] [/2] instead of [1][2][3][/3][/2][/1]).

The text editor is stricter in the code mode, fixing the glitch by removing orphan opening/closing tags, but the WYSIWYG version is more lenient.

Webpages are displayed in HTML, not BBCode, right? The forum will convert the BBCode to the appropriate HTML tags, and it's generating scrambled and orphan HTML open/close tags. Our web browsers are clever, and don't remove tags unless it's a lost closing tag. When your browser finds an open tag it'll attempt to close it as soon as possible. The spoiler HTML code is composed by two boxes (tags), the outer container, which is the always visible the rectangle border, and an inner box which becomes visible/hidden when you click the show/hide button. Our browsers are finding the open "inner" spoiler tag, and due the scrambled code they think it should be closed before it should truly be closed, leaving some text outside it, but still inside the main container of the spoiler box. 

 

TL;DR: It's not supposed to happen, and it's hard to reproduce. The simplest way is quoting a glitched message, copying the spoiler part and changing it by hand. I advise against doing it, since it could be seen as exploiting a glitch.

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Is this okay? The new links to QF10 won't take a new row each, they'll just be next to each other.

 

You're not quite within the new guidelines yet. Based the text you currently have in there, you'd need to either get rid of six lines of text, or do some more rearranging so that it doesn't go beyond the guide line. Here's the rule, for reference:

 

Total Signature Size

Look at one of your posts. See that vertical line separating the left-hand side--which has your avatar, post count, and rep count--and the post content? That's the minimum height of your post, regardless of how much or how little you write in a post.

Therefore, here is the restriction on signature lengths: if you write a one-line post, your signature should be contained within this vertical line.

 

 

My signature picture is 500x99 pixels. Would I be allowed to add any writing in addition to my current signature?

 

Yup! Looks like you can a couple lines of text into your sig without going over, no problem.

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Slowswift, you're at exactly 500x100. So technically you fall within the new guidelines. 

 

If you want to check how many pixels your sig takes up, simply right click the image and choose "Inspect Element". From that you'll see a colored box that contains "margin", "border", "padding", and your actual image in the middle with numbers. These numbers will represent your pixel count.

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