Potato's Wit she/her Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 "Na na na na na na na na GOATMAN!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 6 hours ago, Telrao said: "Mountains? More like GOATS!" :O! You listened to WTNV?!! Woooo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 "Be polite, Be efficient, have a plan to kill every goat you meet." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift he/him Posted April 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2023 "When life gives you goats, don't make goat milk. Make life take the goats back! Get mad! I don't want your damn goats, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson goats! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the goats! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible goat that burns your house down!" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted April 20, 2023 Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 3 hours ago, Slowswift said: "When life gives you goats, don't make goat milk. Make life take the goats back! Get mad! I don't want your damn goats, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson goats! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the goats! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible goat that burns your house down!" Yes! That is one of my favorite Portal 2 quotes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted April 20, 2023 Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 4 hours ago, Slowswift said: "When life gives you goats, don't make goat milk. Make life take the goats back! Get mad! I don't want your damn goats, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson goats! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the goats! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible goat that burns your house down!" "Burning goats! He says what we're all thinking!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 20, 2023 Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 6 hours ago, Slowswift said: "When life gives you goats, don't make goat milk. Make life take the goats back! Get mad! I don't want your damn goats, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson goats! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the goats! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible goat that burns your house down!" That one's been done before. I was there for it. But things get repeated all the time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather Posted April 20, 2023 Report Share Posted April 20, 2023 There will be three kin of your goats who will hold the power of the stars in their paws. To fight the coming storm, you will need a sixth goat. goats alone can save your clan 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift he/him Posted April 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2023 23 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said: That one's been done before. I was there for it. But things get repeated all the time. I thought it might've been, but I wasn't gonna go through 35 pages to find out. And besides, now people get to see it again, when they might not have! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him Posted April 21, 2023 Report Share Posted April 21, 2023 “I am inevitable.” ”And I am Goat Man.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 21, 2023 Report Share Posted April 21, 2023 13 hours ago, Slowswift said: I thought it might've been, but I wasn't gonna go through 35 pages to find out. And besides, now people get to see it again, when they might not have! fair enough. and... fair enough 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted April 21, 2023 Report Share Posted April 21, 2023 "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my goat. Prepare to die." Prolly already been done but I think it's funny 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio he/him Posted April 22, 2023 Report Share Posted April 22, 2023 "But goat is not made for defeat. A goat can be destroyed but not defeated." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him Posted April 23, 2023 Report Share Posted April 23, 2023 "Have you ever had a goat that you […] could do anything?" Please forgive me for this one: "I'm gonna take my goat to the Old Town Road…" "What have I got in my goat?" - Bilbo Baggins "Once upon a time, in a goat far, far away." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 23, 2023 Report Share Posted April 23, 2023 Goats cannot be created or destroyed, only changed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio he/him Posted April 24, 2023 Report Share Posted April 24, 2023 (edited) "A goat in motion stays in motion unless acted upon by an outside force." "To any goat there is always an opposite and equal goat." Edited April 24, 2023 by Lord Gregorio 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wits instant noodles he/him Posted April 25, 2023 Report Share Posted April 25, 2023 theres only one goat in this game kid don't get caught 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stick Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 You could be goat "DESTROY GOAT" You shall not goat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted May 2, 2023 Report Share Posted May 2, 2023 "I have an army" "Oh yeah? Well we have a goat" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio he/him Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 (edited) "I've got a goat in my boot." "You are a sad, strange little goat, and you have my pity. Farewell!" "You are a goat! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're, you're an action goat!" - (My least favorite one of the three. Thought it would be funnier, but it was not.) Edited May 3, 2023 by Lord Gregorio 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted May 3, 2023 Report Share Posted May 3, 2023 "Goat is dead." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted May 5, 2023 Report Share Posted May 5, 2023 (edited) Quote "Goat is dead." "But I'll see what I can goat." Edited May 5, 2023 by Sequence 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted May 11, 2023 Report Share Posted May 11, 2023 "so, anyways, that's how i lost my goat license." nervous laughter 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him Posted May 15, 2023 Report Share Posted May 15, 2023 The Way of Goats Goats of Radiance Oathgoater Goat of War Mistborn: The Goat Empire The Goat of Ascension The Hero of Goats Alloy of Goat Shadows of Goat The Goats of Mourning The Lost Goat Goat Goat Goat Sand Spoiler I probably added "the" in a few unnecessary places 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted May 15, 2023 Report Share Posted May 15, 2023 33 minutes ago, TheAlpha929 said: The Hero of Goats I love them all but I think this one should be The Goat of Ages 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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