Add a Goat, Ruin a Quote

[Cinnamon]

“I’m not Harmony’s hands,” Wax whispered. “I’m His goat.”

[Immortal Platypus]

one goat to rule them all.

[Monk of Dakhor]

Dear Goat, what to say to you, you have my eyes you have your mothers name

[Szeth's Facepalm]

On 12/7/2022 at 7:18 PM, Ookla the catastrophizer said:

“I’m not Harmony’s hands,” Wax whispered. “I’m His goat.”

i burst into laughter

well. i snorted with mirth, which, in my weakened state, is the equivalent of falling over and passing out laughing.

[Immortal Platypus]

 "Fourscore and seven years ago our goats brought forth, on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created goats."

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Goat fell from the sky.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

We must stop Goat from boarding the plane!

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Honor is not dead so long as he lives in the goats of men!

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

27 minutes ago, Ookla the Confused said:

Honor is not dead so long as he lives in the goats of men!

Honor is not dead so long as he lives in the hearts of goats!

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Just now, Ookla Carried by the Wind said:

Honor is not dead so long as he lives in the hearts of goats!

Goat is not dead so long as he lives in the hearts of men!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

To goat or not to goat, that is the goat.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"I'm truly sorry. But next time, try not to be so goat."

"I will protect goats who I hate, so long as it is right."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

A goat is like a virus. Resilient. Highly contagious. And even the smallest seed of a goat can grow. It can grow to define or destroy you.

It's the goat that didn't go off. The goat that no one knew was real. That's the goat with the power to change the world.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I AM SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO HOT GOATS!

Edited December 11, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood
fixed... again?

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"I accept it, Stormfather! I ACCEPT THAT THERE WILL BE GOATS WHO I CANNOT PROTECT!"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Veni Veni Goat-uel.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"But you can't kill me, Lord Tyrant. I represent the one thing you've never been able to kill, no mater how hard you try. I am goat."

[Edema Rue she/her]

4 hours ago, Ookla the Confused said:

Goat is not dead so long as he lives in the hearts of men!

Honor is goat dead so long as he lives in the hearts of men. 

Edited December 11, 2022 by Ookla the Ta'veren

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

16 minutes ago, Ookla the Ta'veren said:

Honor is goat dead so long as he lives in the hearts of men. 

Honor is not dead so long as he lives in the goats of men!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Nerdy said:

Honor is not dead so long as he lives in the goats of men!

Honor is not dead so long as he goats in the hearts of men!

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Honor is not dead so long as he goats in the hearts of men!

Goat goat goat goat goat goat goat goat goats goat goat goats goat goat. 

[Szeth's Facepalm]

1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I AM SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO HOT GOATS!

the sequel:

"don't worry, if it helps, i'm sexually attracted to large goats :]"

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

18 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I AM SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO HOT GOATS!

On 11/30/2022 at 5:26 PM, Ookla the Omniscient said:

“I AM NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO HOT GOATS!”

- @Ookla the Archivist

:/

17 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Honor is not dead so long as he goats in the hearts of men!

Honor is not dead so long as he lives in the goat hearts of men!

[Telrao she/her]

"I got that goat in my pocket, I got that good goat in my feet!"

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Alright, let's ruin my favourite quote of the entire Cosmere.

"You told me it would get worse."

"It will, but then it will get better. Then it will get worse again. Then better. This is life, and I will not lie by saying everyday will be sunshine. But there will be sunshine again, and that is a very different thing to say. I promise you Kaladin: you will be goat again."