You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Calderis he/him]

1 minute ago, Roadwalker said:

When you ask your local gun shop owner if he carries "Sterrions"

"I'm looking for a model with an internal safety lever" 

[Sparkrunner he/him]

"And clay or wood tipped bullets, so I can shoot a lurcher or coinshot."

[Oversleep]

Additional praise for @Extesian should be added for his help with transcriptions

[Djarskublar he/him]

You know you are a sanderfan when you argue over whether some minor unnamed character is actually WalDo or a Herald etc..

Also, when you can roleplay, discuss quantum physics, and fanboy/girl over a particular ship all on the same site.

[Calderis he/him]

You might be a Sanderfan when you're one of three people who simultaneously post the same WoB in response to a question. 

[Jonathon]

8 minutes ago, Calderis said:

You might be a Sanderfan when you're one of three people who simultaneously post the same WoB in response to a question. 

You know you're a sanderfan when you get two nearly identical emails of posts by both extesian and Calderis 

[Calderis he/him]

12 minutes ago, Jonathon said:

You know you're a sanderfan when you get two nearly identical emails of posts by both extesian and Calderis 

Hey. The One Who Ninjas needs love too

[Ammanas]

You distrust anyone who calls you, "Old friend."

[Calderis he/him]

5 minutes ago, Ammanas said:

You distrust anyone who calls you, "Old friend."

And if you ever hear someone call your dad that, you stick a knife in their eye 

[Jonathon]

2 hours ago, Calderis said:

Hey. The One Who Ninjas needs love too

Well, out of the three of you I only follow extesian and you so I figured it would make no sense if I talked about The One Who Connects as well. I didn't mean any disrespect by my lack of mention

Edited July 18, 2017 by Jonathon

[+Extesian he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you barely post for two days coz you're working on a theory and associated WoB collection and you sound hours linking and quoting WoBs, only to have your computer crash and it turns out there's no auto-save for new theories, and your soul breaks enough to bond a spren. Then you find out the spren doesn't give you access to Balefire so you break your oaths and stab your computer with your shiny new Shardblade.

[Calderis he/him]

10 minutes ago, Extesian said:

You know you're a Sanderfan when you barely post for two days coz you're working on a theory and associated WoB collection and you sound hours linking and quoting WoBs, only to have your computer crash and it turns out there's no auto-save for new theories, and your soul breaks enough to bond a spren. Then you find out the spren doesn't give you access to Balefire so you break your oaths and stab your computer with your shiny new Shardblade.

But this means you're working on a new theory, and I love discussing your theories... Sorry about your computer needing to die, but get back on the horse! 

[+Extesian he/him]

8 minutes ago, Calderis said:

But this means you're working on a new theory, and I love discussing your theories... Sorry about your computer needing to die, but get back on the horse! 

Oh I will The vast collection of WoBs I found are still saved elsewhere, I'll just have to go through the quoting/ linking process again and then type my commentary up again. Hopefully tonight...

Oh and don't expect too much, the theory is tenuous, but it's a topic that hasn't been debated in some time I think, and the WoB collection I was forced to make should be pretty useful for anyone interested.

[Calderis he/him]

Just now, Extesian said:

Oh I will The vast collection of WoBs I found are still saved elsewhere, I'll just have to go through the quoting/ linking process again and then type my commentary up again. Hopefully tonight...

Oh and don't expect too much, the theory is tenuous, but it's a topic that hasn't been debated in some time I think, and the WoB collection I was forced to make should be pretty useful for anyone interested.

It can't be more tenuous than my "Bavadin left Sel" theory. 

[+Extesian he/him]

1 hour ago, Extesian said:

You know you're a Sanderfan when you barely post for two days coz you're working on a theory and associated WoB collection and you sound hours linking and quoting WoBs, only to have your computer crash and it turns out there's no auto-save for new theories, and your soul breaks enough to bond a spren. Then you find out the spren doesn't give you access to Balefire so you break your oaths and stab your computer with your shiny new Shardblade.

You know you're a Sanderfan when you talk about having been so busy Sanderfanning that you've barely posted in two days, and it turns out you've posted 40 times.

Perhaps we should change this thread to "You know you've got a Sanderproblem when..."

[Calderis he/him]

3 minutes ago, Extesian said:

You know you're a Sanderfan when you talk about having been so busy Sanderfanning that you've barely posted in two days, and it turns out you've posted 40 times.

Perhaps we should change this thread to "You know you've got a Sanderproblem when..."

This would require me to post here daily. 

"hi, my names Calderis, and I'm a Sanderholic" 

[Ammanas]

18 minutes ago, Calderis said:

This would require me to post here daily. 

"hi, my names Calderis, and I'm a Sanderholic" 

The 17th shard (sitting in chairs formed in a circle) responds with a many voiced, almost monitone, "Hi Calderis."

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

7 minutes ago, Ammanas said:

The 17th shard (sitting in chairs formed in a circle) responds with a many voiced, almost monitone, "Hi Calderis."

That's a very large circle

[AngelEy3 he/him]

19 minutes ago, Hemalurgic_Headshot said:

That's a very large circle

Maybe the circle has layers? Like an ogre, or an onion. 

[Ammanas]

2 minutes ago, AngelEy3 said:

Maybe the circle has layers? Like an ogre, or an onion. 

Indeed! I'm now thinking more along the lines of concentric circles. Nice Shrek reference!

[Sunbird she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you're skimming a math-related article for work and keep misreading the word "factorial" as "fabrial." True story!

[AngelEy3 he/him]

You know you spend too much time on The Shard when someone talks about "the burbs," and your first thought is that you don't hear any "birds" 

@Ammanas I was going more for stadium seating and stage lights. We could really make him sweat then. 

... And I just had this thought when I was thinking of being in the spotlight. Wouldn't Cosmere Jeopardy be storming awesome? 

Edited July 19, 2017 by AngelEy3

[Sparkrunner he/him]

Sandepidemic

[Sunbird she/her]

@AngelEy3 I think the "birbs" are probably more a result of listening to me prattle on about them. XD

[Djarskublar he/him]

3 hours ago, AngelEy3 said:

You know you spend too much time on The Shard when someone talks about "the burbs," and your first thought is that you don't hear any "birds" 

@Ammanas I was going more for stadium seating and stage lights. We could really make him sweat then. 

... And I just had this thought when I was thinking of being in the spotlight. Wouldn't Cosmere Jeopardy be storming awesome? 

Well apparently there was a question about Steelheart on Jeopardy. The 'question' was basically name the book where Chicago and Lake Michigan turn to steel, iirc. That's something I think I saw around here somewhere, I didn't see the actual episode.