Jo and the Bush all/any Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 Correction, It looks like it taps/store strength. I'm not a mad Scientist. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted October 20, 2014 Posted October 20, 2014 Correction, It looks like it taps/store strength. I'm not a mad Scientist. Darn. * resigned sigh * Ah well. It still sounds awesome. 2
the Gleeman he/him Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 When you have a lively debate over if the Force affects invested items. When you question the magics of other novels for being "too unrealistic" When you think of DC and Marvel as collections of Epics 2
Kobold King he/him Posted October 21, 2014 Posted October 21, 2014 Minor Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D spoilers When the Absorbing Man blocks a bullet by turning into metal, and your first thought is to categorize him as a High Epic. 2
18th Shard he/him Posted October 22, 2014 Posted October 22, 2014 when you debate the effectiveness of a shardblade against a lightsaber. 1
Shaggai Posted October 22, 2014 Posted October 22, 2014 when you debate the effectiveness of a shardblade against a lightsaber. Shardblade wins. With a lightsaber, you can get disarmed. 3
Oudeis he/him Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 When your 3D printer comes with an aluminum alloy printing plate and for just a moment, you legitimately think to yourself, "Ooo, allomancy proof, nice feature." 11
Crystin Radiant Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 When everything is a reference to one of Brandon's works. When you are jealous of your brother because he wears glasses. When you call yourself a nigglenut every time you do something dumb When you and your brother insult each other by calling each other 'nice' When every time you hear the line 'I'm free!' in the song Let It Go, you think about ruin escaping his prison at the end of the Well of Ascention. When you want to be a steel inquisitor for Halloween, and become frustrated because you can't figure out how to do the spikes. When you know it's ok to talk to your imaginary friend because your imaginary friend is actually a Spren. When you draw cosmere backgrounds for your computer in adobe illustrator When in class you are asked to write a poem about a book or a computer, you write a poem about the Stormlight Archive. When you aspire to live by the ideals of the Knights Radiant. When you tell everyone they must read Mistborn trillogy. And Elantris. And the Stormlight Archive. and everything else by Brandon Sanderson. When you harangue anyone who refuse to read Alcatraz because there is a dinosaur in clothes on the cover of the book. When you're secretly waiting for your grandmother to admit that the free kingdoms, the knights of Crystallia, and Oculators are real, and that she is part of a cult of evil librarians that secretly rule the world. When you can't not fan girl over the Stormlight Archive. Or the Mistborn trillogy. Or Elantris. When you read Sherlock Holms a Case in Scarlet, and when they mention callings, realize that Brandon is a Mormon. When Brandon Sanderson is the person you can only aspire to be. When you think a meaningful death for a vampire would be to acquire hemalugic powers from one, then realize that it would be terrible if an inquisitor accidentally gained their 'sparkle in the sunlight attribute' because it would ruin the effect they have on people. Ok... I'm done with this rant for now. 12
Delightful Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 When every time you hear the line 'I'm free!' in the song Let It Go, you think about ruin escaping his prison at the end of the Well of Ascention oh this is perfect!When you think a meaningful death for a vampire would be to acquire hemalugic powers from one, then realize that it would be terrible if an inquisitor accidentally gained their 'sparkle in the sunlight attribute' because it would ruin the effect they have on people.. sparkly inquisitors! They will reflect the sun into your eyes and Make. You. Blink. Dun dun dun!*faints in terror* 7
traceria she/her Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) Shardblade wins. With a lightsaber, you can get disarmed. Aha..ha...ha....*cough * oh this is perfect! . sparkly inquisitors! They will reflect the sun into your eyes and Make. You. Blink. Dun dun dun! *faints in terror* If that was a Doctor Who reference, extra kudos to you! Have an upvote (even if it wasn't)! Edited October 23, 2014 by traceria 5
BreathTaker he/him Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 If that was a Doctor Who reference, extra kudos to you! Have an upvote (even if it wasn't)! Oh geez, Weeping Inquisitors. For both /\ and \/ oh this is perfect! . sparkly inquisitors! They will reflect the sun into your eyes and Make. You. Blink. Dun dun dun! *faints in terror* Shardblade wins. With a lightsaber, you can get disarmed. I can't believe I didn't get this immediately. 3
Paragrin she/her Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 But you have to consider, does Ironsight count as 'seeing' the angel? If it does, they'd never be able to get a spike out of it... 2
Shaggai Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 Aha..ha...ha....*cough * I can't believe I didn't get this immediately. My subconscious is apparently significantly better at humor than I am. I didn't get the pun, either. 1
Silverblade5 he/him Posted October 24, 2014 Posted October 24, 2014 When you constantly spam Brandon's inbox with unanswered questions. 3
lookingglass she/her Posted October 25, 2014 Posted October 25, 2014 When you believe that you should translate all of Brandon's books into another language so an entirely new country would benefit from the awesomeness of Brandon Sanderson's work and wisdom. 1
Oudeis he/him Posted October 25, 2014 Posted October 25, 2014 When you watch the episode of Voyager where Seven goes insane trying to download all of Voyager's information into her cranial implant, and you wonder how you can build that machine and fill it with each cosmere book and every WoB... 3
Crystin Radiant Posted October 25, 2014 Posted October 25, 2014 When you watch the episode of Voyager where Seven goes insane trying to download all of Voyager's information into her cranial implant, and you wonder how you can build that machine and fill it with each cosmere book and every WoB... I imagine the result would be similar to what happened in Voyager... I would totally download all the content from that machine though... 2
Steel he/him Posted October 25, 2014 Posted October 25, 2014 When you understand the meanings of all the ranks, and wonder if there is a Makkal rank.
Khyrindor he/him Posted October 25, 2014 Posted October 25, 2014 (edited) When you introduce a friend to Sanderson. She reads all the books and then tells you to reread them. Edited October 25, 2014 by Khyrindor 8
Left he/him Posted October 25, 2014 Posted October 25, 2014 When you keep wanting to go to Peter's dad at stake conference to try and get an autograph....... 1
Shaggai Posted October 26, 2014 Posted October 26, 2014 When you keep wanting to go to Peter's dad at stake conference to try and get an autograph....... There's a stake conference? And it's somehow related to Peter's dad and/or the Sanderson fandom? This does not sound good at all. 1
sanderfan she/her Posted October 26, 2014 Posted October 26, 2014 When you've been on these forums for a while now and finally decide to create an account so you can fangirl with all of the other sanderfans out there. Also, I've discovered this hiding stuff in white text thing now, so that's cool, I guess. When you automatically try to soothe someone when they start freaking out about something and then you remember you're not an allomancer. 7
Kobold King he/him Posted October 26, 2014 Posted October 26, 2014 When you've been on these forums for a while now and finally decide to create an account so you can fangirl with all of the other sanderfans out there. Also, I've discovered this hiding stuff in white text thing now, so that's cool, I guess. When you automatically try to soothe someone when they start freaking out about something and then you remember you're not an allomancer. When you think, "aww, 'sanderfan.' Why didn't I call dibs on that name??" 2
Crystin Radiant Posted October 26, 2014 Posted October 26, 2014 When you've been on these forums for a while now and finally decide to create an account so you can fangirl with all of the other sanderfans out there. Also, I've discovered this hiding stuff in white text thing now, so that's cool, I guess. When you automatically try to soothe someone when they start freaking out about something and then you remember you're not an allomancer. Welcome to the forum, sanderfan!Trying to soothe someone, yes. I agree! To add to that: When you are disappointed that you can't use allomancy. Or any other of the wonderful magic systems. 1
Starspren Posted October 26, 2014 Posted October 26, 2014 When you want to lightwave the smoke like Hoid when someone tells a story at a fire. And you're disappointed when you can't! 1
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