Personification he/him Posted March 2, 2021 Posted March 2, 2021 These are all great, I have two changes I'd make (in bold): 6 minutes ago, AonEne said: Kaladin: Hey, Adolin Shallan? Can I get some dating advice? Shallan Adolin: Just because I’m with Shallan Adolin doesn’t mean I know how I did it. Adolin: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Kaladin: You’re a hazard to society Shallan Veil Lift: And a coward. DO TWENTY. 4
+Doomstick he/him Posted March 2, 2021 Posted March 2, 2021 my change: Shallan: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Radiant: You’re a hazard to society Veil: And a coward. DO TWENTY. 10
Rushu42 she/her Posted March 3, 2021 Posted March 3, 2021 19 hours ago, Personification said: No, the original quote. I believe it's from a YouTube comedy channel known as Door Monster. I'd absolutely recommend the channel, if you're interested. 3
GoWibble he/him Posted March 5, 2021 Posted March 5, 2021 On 3/2/2021 at 0:23 PM, AonEne said: I'm not sure, actually. I just know people use it as an incorrect quote. I'm using a generator. Sometimes I give it the names and it puts them where it wants, sometimes I assign the names based on what makes sense. Some more: Kaladin: Hey, Shallan? Can I get some dating advice? Shallan: Just because I’m with Adolin doesn’t mean I know how I did it. Kaladin: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. Shallan: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Kaladin: Yes! Adolin: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you. Kaladin: I know you snuck out last night, Shallan. Adolin: Play dumb! Shallan: Who's Shallan? Adolin: NOT THAT DUMB!!! Adolin: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Kaladin: You’re a hazard to society Shallan: And a coward. DO TWENTY. Shallan: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Dalinar: Wasn't Wit with you? Wit: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised. Vin: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it. Kelsier: Just rip the bandage off. Vin: It’s Elend. Kelsier: Put the bandage back on. Hoid: We need to get through this locked door. Dalinar, give me your credit card. Dalinar: Here. Hoid, pocketing it: Thanks. Kaladin, kick down the door. Edwarn, negotiating with Wax: We have Wayne. Give us ten thousand boxings and he will be returned to you unharmed Wayne: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars? Edwarn: Wayne: MAKE IT ONE MILLION– Wax: WAYNE STOP *Hoid and Kelsier skipping stones on lake* Hoid: It’s such a beautiful evening. Kelsier, whispering: Take that you stupid lake Navani: Lift was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some. Lift: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. Dalinar: Lift, you ate a chair. Wow. This deserves multiple reputations
GoWibble he/him Posted March 5, 2021 Posted March 5, 2021 Wait, so do people respond to old posts and share memes in the same post?
mathiau he/him Posted March 5, 2021 Posted March 5, 2021 (edited) 14 minutes ago, GoWibble said: Wait, so do people respond to old posts and share memes in the same post? Yes, why wouldn't we? It happens rarely because we rarely have both something to say and a meme to share but it happens Edited March 5, 2021 by mathiau 1
AonEne he/him Posted March 5, 2021 Posted March 5, 2021 Sorry to scold you a second time for the same post @GoWibble, but we also don't allow RoW memes in here yet I've moved your post to the proper thread, and unhidden your first post, since it's no longer a double post. 1
GoWibble he/him Posted March 5, 2021 Posted March 5, 2021 16 hours ago, AonEne said: Sorry to scold you a second time for the same post @GoWibble, but we also don't allow RoW memes in here yet I've moved your post to the proper thread, and unhidden your first post, since it's no longer a double post. Thanks for the clarification!
Chinkoln he/him Posted March 7, 2021 Posted March 7, 2021 @AonEne inspired a new type of meme. Dalinar: Where does a child hide in a small town like this? Kaladin: Does Lift really qualify as a child? Lift: I sure do, I’m only this many! *Holds up 10 fingers* Kaladin: You said you were older then that when you went on the roller coaster Kaladin: Why are you poking me? Hoid: I have access to Fortune, which tells me what to do, but not why. The mystical forces of the universe told me to poke you. Kaladin: You are just bored, aren’t you? Radiant:Find some proof that she did it Veil: We don’t need proof, I know she did it Radiant: I don’t care, we need a confession Shallan: I didn’t do it Radiant: Then who ate the last cookie?!? Huh, this was harder than it looks. You have to come up with realistic dialogue, that is funny, but fits with the character’s personalities. 10
mathiau he/him Posted March 7, 2021 Posted March 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Chinkoln said: @AonEne inspired a new type of meme. Wouldn't these belong to that thread? I mean, they're not modified quote but it's the same spirit
Chinkoln he/him Posted March 7, 2021 Posted March 7, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, mathiau said: Wouldn't these belong to that thread? I mean, they're not modified quote but it's the same spirit Well, maybe. Ene posted their’s in this thread, but idk. Edited March 7, 2021 by Chinkoln
Anarchy he/him Posted March 7, 2021 Posted March 7, 2021 Dalinar: I feel so old now. Hoid: Well I’ve forgotten what it’s like to be young. 4
Chasmgoat he/him Posted March 7, 2021 Posted March 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Chinkoln said: Huh, this was harder than it looks. You have to come up with realistic dialogue, that is funny, but fits with the character’s personalities We have just been using the generator
Bejarden he/him Posted March 7, 2021 Posted March 7, 2021 Let me try this... minor elantris spoilers Spoiler Brandon: *Says something about Elantris being built before D&D were splintered* Honorless: YES!!!!! I was RIGHT. Entire fandom:
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted March 7, 2021 Posted March 7, 2021 (edited) 14 hours ago, Chinkoln said: @AonEne inspired a new type of meme. What?? I did this way before she did! On 8/20/2019 at 11:12 PM, Shard of Thought said: I posted these forever ago on TLPW, but everyone deserves to see these. The Crew: *talking among themselves* Kelsier: Were you guys talking about me? Dockson: Nope. Kelsier: Okay, then let’s start this meeting. Ham: Um, we were kind of in the middle of an important discussion. Kelsier: That makes no sense. You just said that you weren't talking about me. Spook: What is that, Kelsier? Kelsier: Oh, that? That's a portrait of me. Spook: Oh... I thought it was a mistwraith. Kelsier: ...it's.... abstract art... Spook: Okay. Kelsier: Marsh?! Marsh: Yeah? Kelsier: Got any doritos? Marsh: ... What? Kelsier: I have appeared to you, oh loyal skaa, for I have made a great discovery. Skaa Worshiper: Will it help us save the world, Lord Survivor? Kelsier: No, but it will help you enjoy these last days. Skaa: What is it? Kelsier: Video games that you don't have the electricity to use. Kelsier: Naaatza venya yamahezema ho!! (Lion King opening) Marsh: What are you doing? Kelsier: Chanting. Marsh: ...Why? Kelsier: Why not? Marsh: *sitting at a desk* Kelsier: *pokes his shoulder* Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marshy. Marshal. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Ma- Marsh: *throws down his pen* SHUT UP! Kelsier: Kelsier: It's not funny, Ruin, what you do to him. He's practically crippled now! Ruin: I know! That's why it's so fun! Fuzz: Kelsier: Alright, put 'em up, buddy. "Finally, someone near the back of the room spoke. 'You're a fool,' the man said." Me: DO YOU KNOW TO WHOM YOU SPEAK, SKAA?! "'The Lord Ruler will kill you. You don't rebel against God in his own city.' The room fell silent. Tense. Vin sat up as Breeze whispered to himself. In the room, Kelsier stood quietly for a moment." Me: Time to pull out the big guns... "Finally, he reached up and pulled back the sleeves on his jacket, revealing the crisscrossed scars on his arms." Me: Who's the fool now?! "'The Lord Ruler is not out god,' he said quietly." Me: That’s right! You are. "'And he cannot kill me. He tried, but he failed. For I am the thing that he can never kill.'" Me: SURVIVAAA!!!!! "With that, Kelsier turned, walking from the room the way he had come." Me: Mic drop. Eat that. Edited March 7, 2021 by Shard of Thought 5
AonEne he/him Posted March 7, 2021 Posted March 7, 2021 Incorrect quotes aren't new, I didn't invent them, can confirm Kaladin: Sorry I'm late, I broke down on the way here. Shallan: Oh storms, Kal, is your car okay? Kaladin: What car (not from the generator I just found the quote and had to insert them) 13
Guest Posted March 8, 2021 Posted March 8, 2021 On 3/2/2021 at 10:23 AM, AonEne said: Edwarn, negotiating with Wax: We have Wayne. Give us ten thousand boxings and he will be returned to you unharmed Wayne: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars? Edwarn: Wayne: MAKE IT ONE MILLION– Wax: WAYNE STOP That's Wayne all the way!
Guest Posted March 9, 2021 Posted March 9, 2021 (edited) This isn't really a meme, but its funny!Wax and Wayne Edited March 9, 2021 by Blake Hawklow
mathiau he/him Posted March 9, 2021 Posted March 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, Blake Hawklow said: You double posted (also, it's very good)
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