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4 minutes ago, mathiau said:

Wouldn't these belong to that thread?

I mean, they're not modified quote but it's the same spirit

Well, maybe. Ene posted their’s in this thread, but idk.

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14 hours ago, Chinkoln said:

@AonEne inspired a new type of meme. 

What?? I did this way before she did! :lol:

On 8/20/2019 at 11:12 PM, Shard of Thought said:

I posted these forever ago on TLPW, but everyone deserves to see these.

The Crew: *talking among themselves*
Kelsier: Were you guys talking about me?
Dockson: Nope.
Kelsier: Okay, then let’s start this meeting.
Ham: Um, we were kind of in the middle of an important discussion.
Kelsier: That makes no sense. You just said that you weren't talking about me.

Spook: What is that, Kelsier?
Kelsier: Oh, that? That's a portrait of me.
Spook: Oh... I thought it was a mistwraith.
Kelsier: ...it's.... abstract art...
Spook: Okay.

Kelsier: Marsh?!
Marsh: Yeah?
Kelsier: Got any doritos?
Marsh: ... What?

Kelsier: I have appeared to you, oh loyal skaa, for I have made a great discovery.
Skaa Worshiper: Will it help us save the world, Lord Survivor?
Kelsier: No, but it will help you enjoy these last days.
Skaa: What is it?
Kelsier: Video games that you don't have the electricity to use.

Kelsier: Naaatza venya yamahezema ho!! (Lion King opening)
Marsh: What are you doing?
Kelsier: Chanting.
Marsh: ...Why?
Kelsier: Why not?

Marsh: *sitting at a desk*
Kelsier: *pokes his shoulder* Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marshy. Marshal. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Marsh. Ma-
Marsh: *throws down his pen* SHUT UP!
Kelsier: :D

Kelsier: It's not funny, Ruin, what you do to him. He's practically crippled now!
Ruin: I know! That's why it's so fun!
Fuzz: :mellow:
Kelsier: Alright, put 'em up, buddy.

"Finally, someone near the back of the room spoke. 'You're a fool,' the man said."
Me: DO YOU KNOW TO WHOM YOU SPEAK, SKAA?!
"'The Lord Ruler will kill you. You don't rebel against God in his own city.'
The room fell silent. Tense. Vin sat up as Breeze whispered to himself. In the room, Kelsier stood quietly for a moment."
Me: Time to pull out the big guns...
"Finally, he reached up and pulled back the sleeves on his jacket, revealing the crisscrossed scars on his arms."
Me: Who's the fool now?!
"'The Lord Ruler is not out god,' he said quietly."
Me: That’s right! You are.
"'And he cannot kill me. He tried, but he failed. For I am the thing that he can never kill.'"
Me: SURVIVAAA!!!!!
"With that, Kelsier turned, walking from the room the way he had come."
Me: Mic drop. Eat that.

 

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Incorrect quotes aren't new, I didn't invent them, can confirm :P

Kaladin: Sorry I'm late, I broke down on the way here.

Shallan: Oh storms, Kal, is your car okay?

Kaladin: What car

(not from the generator I just found the quote and had to insert them)

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On 3/2/2021 at 10:23 AM, AonEne said:

Edwarn, negotiating with Wax: We have Wayne. Give us ten thousand boxings and he will be returned to you unharmed
Wayne: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?
Edwarn:
Wayne: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Wax: WAYNE STOP

That's Wayne all the way! :lol:

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Just now, Blake Hawklow said:

I know but the image didn't show up the first time!:D

And thanks! (=

Then click on option -> hide at the bottom your first post, and next time something is wrong with one of your posts, use the edit button :)

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