TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 I can attempt a "This is Halloween" remix for Oregon.... On an unrelated note, the "Nyan Nyan Rock Remix" really does enhance Lightwards' scenes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 I can attempt a "This is Halloween" remix for Oregon.... On an unrelated note, the "Nyan Nyan Rock Remix" really does enhance Lightwards' scenes. Warring Epics in every town Wouldn't they like to win their crowns? Come with us and bring your gun You're not safe in Oregon... I can't count the number of times I've listened to that Nyan Nyan Rock Remix while writing RP posts. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Warring Epics in every town Wouldn't they like to win their crowns? Come with us and bring your gun You're not safe in Oregon... I can't count the number of times I've listened to that Nyan Nyan Rock Remix while writing RP posts. Are our nightmares are returning. I´m being evil in my next Vpidgaze post, which is why I´m listening to this song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Here it is! "This is Oregon." Feel free to clean up my rhymes or suggest better ones. Warring Epics in every town Wouldn't they like to win their crowns? Come with us and bring your gun It's not safe in Oregon This is Oregon, this is Oregon Children scream in the dead of night This is Oregon, everybody load your gun Run away from the Warriors of Light He is the one hiding under your bed His smile fills you so full of dread Vanillas try to turn the tide So they can say "Then Nighthound died" This is Oregon, this is Oregon Oregon! Oregon! Oregon! Oregon! In this state, we call home Everyone keeps a loaded gun In this state, we all lock the gate We're all waiting for the next turf war Paladin's round near Bend, someone's death he just penned Waiting now to pounce and how they'll run! This is Oregon, pancake rains and times of fun Aren't you scared? Well, that's just fine Running here, running there Fleeing town in the dead of night Everybody run, everybody run In our state of Oregon He is the one with the corpse-making stare Five heartbeats catch you unawares He is the one who you can't trust Illusions turn your mind to dust This is Oregon, this is Oregon Oregon! Oregon! Oregon! Oregon! Little children everywhere Running here and running there That's their fault and they're all mean Frightening them just for the screams Lucentia Queen is your worst dream Catch you with her diamond, shrieking "Off with your head!" This is Oregon, don't you ever break your run As we make way for a very special guy Nighthound there is king of the creepy stare Pretty girls, just run for it now! This is Oregon, this is Oregon Oregon! Oregon! Oregon! Oregon! In this state we call home Everyone keeps a loaded gun 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Also, did we ever decide if there are any wounded soldiers at Baxter´s clinic? Here it is! "This is Oregon." Feel free to clean up my rhymes or suggest better ones. Warring Epics in every town Wouldn't they like to win their crowns? Come with us and bring your gun It's not safe in Oregon This is Oregon, this is Oregon Children scream in the dead of night This is Oregon, everybody load your gun Run away from the Warriors of Light He is the one hiding under your bed His smile fills you so full of dread Vanillas try to turn the tide So they can say "Then Nighthound died" This is Oregon, this is Oregon Oregon! Oregon! Oregon! Oregon! In this state, we call home Everyone keeps a loaded gun In this state, we all lock the gate We're all waiting for the next turf war Paladin's round near Bend, someone's death he just penned Waiting now to pounce and how they'll run! This is Oregon, pancake rains and times of fun Aren't you scared? Well, that's just fine Running here, running there Fleeing town in the dead of night Everybody run, everybody run In our state of Oregon He is the one with the corpse-making stare Five heartbeats catch you unawares He is the one who you can't trust Illusions turn your mind to dust This is Oregon, this is Oregon Oregon! Oregon! Oregon! Oregon! Little children everywhere Running here and running there That's their fault and they're all mean Frightening them just for the screams Lucentia Queen is your worst dream Catch you with her diamond, shrieking "Off with your head!" This is Oregon, don't you ever break your run As we make way for a very special guy Nighthound there is king of the creepy stare Pretty girls, just run for it now! This is Oregon, this is Oregon Oregon! Oregon! Oregon! Oregon! In this state we call home Everyone keeps a loaded gun Nice work indeed. Talking about horror songs, while it is a bit out of context, how likely do you think it is that Outer Science up there would work as Calamity´s theme song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Here it is! "This is Oregon." Feel free to clean up my rhymes or suggest better ones. Warring Epics in every town Wouldn't they like to win their crowns? Come with us and bring your gun It's not safe in Oregon This is Oregon, this is Oregon Children scream in the dead of night This is Oregon, everybody load your gun Run away from the Warriors of Light He is the one hiding under your bed His smile fills you so full of dread Vanillas try to turn the tide So they can say "Then Nighthound died" This is Oregon, this is Oregon Oregon! Oregon! Oregon! Oregon! In this state, we call home Everyone keeps a loaded gun In this state, we all lock the gate We're all waiting for the next turf war Paladin's round near Bend, someone's death he just penned Waiting now to pounce and how they'll run! This is Oregon, pancake rains and times of fun Aren't you scared? Well, that's just fine Running here, running there Fleeing town in the dead of night Everybody run, everybody run In our state of Oregon He is the one with the corpse-making stare Five heartbeats catch you unawares He is the one who you can't trust Illusions turn your mind to dust This is Oregon, this is Oregon Oregon! Oregon! Oregon! Oregon! Little children everywhere Running here and running there That's their fault and they're all mean Frightening them just for the screams Lucentia Queen is your worst dream Catch you with her diamond, shrieking "Off with your head!" This is Oregon, don't you ever break your run As we make way for a very special guy Nighthound there is king of the creepy stare Pretty girls, just run for it now! This is Oregon, this is Oregon Oregon! Oregon! Oregon! Oregon! In this state we call home Everyone keeps a loaded gun This is awesome. I'm going to be singing this for a long time. "The Lightwards Song"... written up on the fly and considerably less awesome. It's a lot scarier though if you imagine a mentally unhinged necromancer singing this after half a dozen more deaths though. Lightwards: Well, well well... welcome to my lair. Funtimes and her vanillas, eh? OH I'M REALLY SCARED So you're the ones trying to bring me down? Ha ha, ha ha ha. You're joking--you are joking! I can't believe my eyes! You're kidding me, you've gotta be I can't believe they'd really try You're normal, she glitters; I don't know which is worse. I might just burst an artery, If I don't die laughing first! When Emperor Lightwards says "You'd better obey my words" You'd better pay attention now, 'Cuz I'm the EMPEROR! And if you aren't shaking Then there's something very wrong Because this may be the last time That you hear the Lightwards song! Ohhh. Warriors: Ohhh. Lightwards: Ohhh. Warriors: Ohhh. Lightwards: Oh yeah. Warriors: He's the brilliant Emperor. Lightwards: Now if I'm insecure About keeping what is mine I might just hatch a special plan For killing Altermind. And you know what I am thinking Would make the whole plan tick? A bunch of annoying zombies To make the whole thing stick. Warriors: Ohhh. Lightwards: Ohhh. Warriors: Ohhh. Lightwards: Oh yeah. Warriors: He's our beloved Emperor. Sam: Release us or you'll be facing Dire consequences! Funtimes is expecting us, So please come to your senses. Lightwards: You're joking, you are joking! I can't believe my ears! Would somebody shut this vanilla up? I'm drowning in my tears. It's funny, I'm laughing You really are too much And now, without your permission, I'm gonna do my stuff. Revolution: What are you going to do? Lightwards: Oh, I'm gonna do the best I can... * musical interlude orchestrated by Aldo * Lightwards: Oh, the feel of Warriors rising To me is beauty in my brain. 'Cuz I'm the clever Emperor, Although I'm not quite sane. It's much more fun, I must confess, When lives are on the line! Not mine of course, but yours old chums Now that'd be just fine. Remington: Let us go you Epic psychopath Or you'll soon have to answer for this heinous act! Lightwards: Oh Springfield, you're something You put me in a spin! You aren't quite comprehending The position that you're in! It's over! You're finished! You're trapped here in my lair. Because I'm the brilliant Emperor... And you're not going nowhere. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 This is awesome. I'm going to be singing this for a long time. "The Lightwards Song"... written up on the fly and considerably less awesome. It's a lot scarier though if you imagine a mentally unhinged necromancer singing this after half a dozen more deaths though. Lightwards: Well, well well... welcome to my lair. Funtimes and her vanillas, eh? OH I'M REALLY SCARED So you're the ones trying to bring me down? Ha ha, ha ha ha. You're joking--you are joking! I can't believe my eyes! You're kidding me, you've gotta be I can't believe they'd really try You're normal, she glitters; I don't know which is worse. I might just burst an artery, If I don't die laughing first! When Emperor Lightwards says "You'd better obey my words" You'd better pay attention now, 'Cuz I'm the EMPEROR! And if you aren't shaking Then there's something very wrong Because this may be the last time That you hear the Lightwards song! Ohhh. Warriors: Ohhh. Lightwards: Ohhh. Warriors: Ohhh. Lightwards: Oh yeah. Warriors: He's the brilliant Emperor. Lightwards: Now if I'm insecure About keeping what is mine I might just hatch a special plan For killing Altermind. And you know what I am thinking Would make the whole plan tick? A bunch of annoying zombies To make the whole thing stick. Warriors: Ohhh. Lightwards: Ohhh. Warriors: Ohhh. Lightwards: Oh yeah. Warriors: He's our beloved Emperor. Sam: Release us or you'll be facing Dire consequences! Funtimes is expecting us, So please come to your senses. Lightwards: You're joking, you are joking! I can't believe my ears! Would somebody shut this vanilla up? I'm drowning in my tears. It's funny, I'm laughing You really are too much And now, without your permission, I'm gonna do my stuff. Revolution: What are you going to do? Lightwards: Oh, I'm gonna do the best I can... * musical interlude orchestrated by Aldo * Lightwards: Oh, the feel of Warriors rising To me is beauty in my brain. 'Cuz I'm the clever Emperor, Although I'm not quite sane. It's much more fun, I must confess, When lives are on the line! Not mine of course, but yours old chums Now that'd be just fine. Remington: Let us go you Epic psychopath Or you'll soon have to answer for this heinous act! Lightwards: Oh Springfield, you're something You put me in a spin! You aren't quite comprehending The position that you're in! It's over! You're finished! You're trapped here in my lair. Because I'm the brilliant Emperor... And you're not going nowhere. That. Was. Amazing. Taken from "What Happened in Portland," page 47, I presume? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 (edited) This is awesome. I'm going to be singing this for a long time. "The Lightwards Song"... written up on the fly and considerably less awesome. It's a lot scarier though if you imagine a mentally unhinged necromancer singing this after half a dozen more deaths though. Lightwards: Well, well well... welcome to my lair. Funtimes and her vanillas, eh? OH I'M REALLY SCARED So you're the ones trying to bring me down? Ha ha, ha ha ha. You're joking--you are joking! I can't believe my eyes! You're kidding me, you've gotta be I can't believe they'd really try You're normal, she glitters; I don't know which is worse. I might just burst an artery, If I don't die laughing first! When Emperor Lightwards says "You'd better obey my words" You'd better pay attention now, 'Cuz I'm the EMPEROR! And if you aren't shaking Then there's something very wrong Because this may be the last time That you hear the Lightwards song! Ohhh. Warriors: Ohhh. Lightwards: Ohhh. Warriors: Ohhh. Lightwards: Oh yeah. Warriors: He's the brilliant Emperor. Lightwards: Now if I'm insecure About keeping what is mine I might just hatch a special plan For killing Altermind. And you know what I am thinking Would make the whole plan tick? A bunch of annoying zombies To make the whole thing stick. Warriors: Ohhh. Lightwards: Ohhh. Warriors: Ohhh. Lightwards: Oh yeah. Warriors: He's our beloved Emperor. Sam: Release us or you'll be facing Dire consequences! Funtimes is expecting us, So please come to your senses. Lightwards: You're joking, you are joking! I can't believe my ears! Would somebody shut this vanilla up? I'm drowning in my tears. It's funny, I'm laughing You really are too much And now, without your permission, I'm gonna do my stuff. Revolution: What are you going to do? Lightwards: Oh, I'm gonna do the best I can... * musical interlude orchestrated by Aldo * Lightwards: Oh, the feel of Warriors rising To me is beauty in my brain. 'Cuz I'm the clever Emperor, Although I'm not quite sane. It's much more fun, I must confess, When lives are on the line! Not mine of course, but yours old chums Now that'd be just fine. Remington: Let us go you Epic psychopath Or you'll soon have to answer for this heinous act! Lightwards: Oh Springfield, you're something You put me in a spin! You aren't quite comprehending The position that you're in! It's over! You're finished! You're trapped here in my lair. Because I'm the brilliant Emperor... And you're not going nowhere. You want prove for multiple deaths Lightwards being a monster? He just stole Nighthound´s theme song and made it his own. Terrefying, isn´t it? (and awesome.) Edited October 31, 2014 by Edgedancer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 And now I have an urge to write "Kidnap the Lightywards" as sung by Funtimes when she finds her friends missing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kobold King he/him Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 That. Was. Amazing. Taken from "What Happened in Portland," page 47, I presume? Thanks! Page 43, depending on how the Altermind meeting goes. And now I have an urge to write "Kidnap the Lightywards" as sung by Funtimes when she finds her friends missing. I for one wouldn't be stopping you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 First he came and took my friends Tied them up and shoved them in That stupid nasty trunk of his Took them off to kill them dead! So I've got an awesome plan To catch this evil killer man I'll stuff him in a boiling pot And when he's done I'll have him shot! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 First he came and took my friends Tied them up and shoved them in That stupid nasty trunk of his Took them off to kill them dead! So I've got an awesome plan To catch this evil killer man I'll stuff him in a boiling pot And when he's done I'll have him shot! :D So, I've been listening and grooving to Edgedancer's "Outer Science" song. I thought it was awesome and cheerful! Then... I actually watched the video. 0.o WHY, WHY, WHY? I can only hope my precious "Nyan Nyan" song has no disturbing origin... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 :D So, I've been listening and grooving to Edgedancer's "Outer Science" song. I thought it was awesome and cheerful! Then... I actually watched the video. 0.o WHY, WHY, WHY? I can only hope my precious "Nyan Nyan" song has no disturbing origin... I was wondering why no one commented on that. Although, the hints were there, with me propsing it as a theme song for one of Calamity´s interpretations and connecting it to Voidgaze´s corruption. Now, do you think it fits? Only if you consider a flying rainbow cat disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 I was wondering why no one commented on that. Although, the hints were there, with me propsing it as a theme song for one of Calamity´s interpretations and connecting it to Voidgaze´s corruption. Now, do you think it fits? Only if you consider a flying rainbow cat disturbing. I was going to comment, but when I tried to listen to the thing, my computer decided its version of Flash needed updating. So I tried to update, but then my computer was all "No, I'm not going to let you update," and now I have to go to work, so boo. Boo to you, Adobe Flash. Also, I don't know if I'll write the rest of "Kidnap the Lightywards." You know that part where Lock, Shock and Barrel are arguing about the best way to kidnap Santa? Well, I realized that it would be Funtimes arguing with Nathan, which was fine until I realized that these two lines "I don't want bloodshed—" "You're no fun!" would almost certainly be a part of their argument. So, yeah, it would get pretty dark. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Now, do you think it fits? It could definitely fit, from what I understood of it. Which just makes it all the more horrifying. I was going to comment, but when I tried to listen to the thing, my computer decided its version of Flash needed updating. So I tried to update, but then my computer was all "No, I'm not going to let you update," and now I have to go to work, so boo. Boo to you, Adobe Flash. Also, I don't know if I'll write the rest of "Kidnap the Lightywards." You know that part where Lock, Shock and Barrel are arguing about the best way to kidnap Santa? Well, I realized that it would be Funtimes arguing with Nathan, which was fine until I realized that these two lines would almost certainly be a part of their argument. So, yeah, it would get pretty dark. I hope your computer stops rebelling soon. Dark!Funtimes is essentially Mood Whiplash personified. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 It could definitely fit, from what I understood of it. Which just makes it all the more horrifying. I hope your computer stops rebelling soon. Dark!Funtimes is essentially Mood Whiplash personified. Yes indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 I was going to comment, but when I tried to listen to the thing, my computer decided its version of Flash needed updating. So I tried to update, but then my computer was all "No, I'm not going to let you update," and now I have to go to work, so boo. Boo to you, Adobe Flash. Also, I don't know if I'll write the rest of "Kidnap the Lightywards." You know that part where Lock, Shock and Barrel are arguing about the best way to kidnap Santa? Well, I realized that it would be Funtimes arguing with Nathan, which was fine until I realized that these two lines would almost certainly be a part of their argument. So, yeah, it would get pretty dark. Good luck with your computer, on the uphand it saved you from another piece of creepy brought to you by yours truly. It is Halloween, so you might as well. It could definitely fit, from what I understood of it. Which just makes it all the more horrifying. Now you know what´s going on with Voidgaze and her corruption, at least with my headcanon version of Calamity, treamble and despair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 he/him Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Ah, yes. You know I was kind of hoping for a more epic set-up for Vondra's first POV than "Mr. Mayor, Runes and Abners want to talk to you." I'm not quite sure how to make the post anything less than a anti-climax... Is there any reasonable way I can start the post with Vondra jumping out of a helicopter? Good point. Well, let me know when you come up with something. I'm not in a hurry. OK, here's a quickly drawn up biography for the Epic known as Sharkbait. Pre-Calamity Information David Manō was a Hawaiian surfer and fisherman before Calamity, living on one of the smaller islands. As his surname suggests, he had some traditional Hawaiian heritage in his family history. Though all things considered, David was more in touch with his westerner heritage than with his indigenous side. You really like the idea of controlling other things, don't you? Brother Sharkbait is agreeable. I have no Idea when they met. I haven't fleshed out his backstory yet. Anyway, my Gordon post! that went a completely different way that I was expecting when I started writing it. As i was writing, I reread all of Remington's prior Posts, and noticed that there was no possible way for him to know they were at the Graveyard. So my paranoia got the best of me. I liked it. Max noticed too, he just has a different approach and sees a kindred spirit in Remington and is innately trusting him. Kobold did you want to do another post in the museum or meet up with the MEE traitor next? This MEE traitor is really piquing my curiosity now. I want to know who. The Tidebreaker's crew is shaping up nicely. They are pretty powerful. If you guys want to make the Swabber a real thing, I'm happy to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Sure. Why not. Swabber is now a Minor Member of the Crew. Blackwave is pretty fair in that Sharkbait had to work to get his position, He didn't get it by simply being Epic. There are several Vanilla's who outrank the majority of the Epics on the Crew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King he/him Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 (edited) You really like the idea of controlling other things, don't you? How dare you accuse me of such a personality flaw! Imperio! Sure. Why not. Swabber is now a Minor Member of the Crew. Blackwave is pretty fair in that Sharkbait had to work to get his position, He didn't get it by simply being Epic. There are several Vanilla's who outrank the majority of the Epics on the Crew. Did you ever decide whether the Tidebreaker crew will be appearing in Oregon? Edited October 31, 2014 by Kobold King 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Did you ever decide whether the Tidebreaker crew will be appearing in Oregon? That would be a bit OP. I wish they could. Speaking of OP, I just thought of a Use for Murphy's Power. If CorpseMaker were to tell him to target any plans the Enemy had for dealing With himself, then Murphy's Power would detect project Amber, and Give Murphy the Idea of having CorpseMaker carry around a deadman's switch, attached to a bomb. If he went 24 hours without pressing a button on it, it would blow up. Thus preventing him from being trapped permanently. When I made Murphy, he was intended to have a minor power. But the more I think about it, he might be the Most OP character in this RP. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 he/him Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Sure. Why not. Swabber is now a Minor Member of the Crew. Blackwave is pretty fair in that Sharkbait had to work to get his position, He didn't get it by simply being Epic. There are several Vanilla's who outrank the majority of the Epics on the Crew. Cool! Is this going to be on What Happened in <ISLANDNAME> or in Oregon? That's interesting. Not many Epics would do that. How dare you accuse me of such a personality flaw! Imperio! Did you ever decide whether the Tidebreaker crew will be appearing in Oregon? Lightwards and Sharkbait. Plus, you stole Chi's attribute sapping power! (I'm just kidding, it's cool and different enough.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Cool! Is this going to be on What Happened in <ISLANDNAME> or in Oregon? This was more an Exercise in Creativity. If he's needed for some reason, then sure. Or i might just use him in a Fan-Fic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 he/him Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 This was more an Exercise in Creativity. If he's needed for some reason, then sure. Or i might just use him in a Fan-Fic. Dang. I'm bummed. It would've been cool to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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