Kobold King he/him Posted October 31, 2014 Posted October 31, 2014 It's a Town in Oregon. We have the most Interesting Names. Battle Ground, Boring, Tillamook, Sweet Home, Junction City, Dexter. All proud Cities of Oregon. A Google search claims that Battle Ground is a town in Washington, not Oregon. But Oregonian cities definitely have cool names.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 31, 2014 Author Posted October 31, 2014 Awesome. I should really check out a broader map of Oregon. And thus begins the sweet romance of Nathan and Natalie, the servers who just want to go home. Really, I think if Sharkbait ever got his own Megalodon from such an absurd scenario, the thread would have officially jumped the shark. "So I'm just sitting there, drinking a glass of water, when Lucentia--" "Wait, you worked for Lucentia?" "Yeah." "Wow, I'm sorry. That really sucks." "Yeah, try being the one who has to brush her hair every morning." "What does she do?" "She talks. The whole time." "Do you need a hug?" Wow, a TVTropes reference and a pun all in one joke. 2
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted October 31, 2014 Posted October 31, 2014 A Google search claims that Battle Ground is a town in Washington, not Oregon. No it's not, it's just North of Portland. Which now that I think of it, is on the Southern bank of the Vancouver River, which is Oregon's Northern Border. My Life is a Lie. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted October 31, 2014 Posted October 31, 2014 No it's not, it's just North of Portland. Which now that I think of it, is on the Southern bank of the Vancouver River, which is Oregon's Northern Border. My Life is a Lie. This does make me wonder how states like Washington were affected by Oregon's destruction. Logically, you'd expect them to have some degree of damage, since it's kind of ludicrous to imagine the Oregon state border having an ash-coated wasteland on one side and an idyllic paradise on the other. Natural disasters usually don't fit state borders so perfectly.
Curiosity he/him Posted October 31, 2014 Posted October 31, 2014 AHHHH!!! The reversals! The thrills! The questions! The lack of Koschei the Deathless! Keep writing! 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 31, 2014 Author Posted October 31, 2014 (edited) This does make me wonder how states like Washington were affected by Oregon's destruction. Logically, you'd expect them to have some degree of damage, since it's kind of ludicrous to imagine the Oregon state border having an ash-coated wasteland on one side and an idyllic paradise on the other. Natural disasters usually don't fit state borders so perfectly. They can, if you have a certain spatial-distortion Epic who for some reason decided to protect Washington to mess with a certain necromancer who tried to kill her that one time. It would probably depend on how far north the battles raged. At this point, it looks like some of Northwest Oregon will be spared, since there aren't a lot of turf wars in that area, while north central Oregonian battles (near The Dalles) will probably go into part of southern Washington. Edit: Fear not, Curiosity. You will be hearing from Koschei again very soon. Edited October 31, 2014 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 1
Mailliw73 he/him Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 It's a Town in Oregon. We have the most Interesting Names. Battle Ground, Boring, Tillamook, Sweet Home, Junction City, Dexter. All proud Cities of Oregon. Wow. That sounds cool. Battle Ground sounds like a place Epics would set up shop. I have the idea for a minor Epic who can quickly translate and memorize any language or code. Is there anywhere I could use them? Vondra is the first person I think of, unless there's other ideas?
Edgedancer he/him Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 So Blackwave would be welcome to Attack Astoria? STORMS YEAH! Alright then. Anybody else have an Epic they'd like to join his Crew? Cause apparently there's going to be a Cannon Appearance. Sure is. Set charts for Astoria, me hearties! ... Astoria is located by a coast, right? Because if not the Tidebreaker might have a minor geography problem. It is. From how I imagined it parts of the Columbia River are blocked of by diamonds, so the Tidebreaker could set anchor in Youngs bay trying to get the barricade lifted... or they just come raiding, works perfectly fine for pirates. It's coastland. You know, with all these High Epics, I might just add a vanilla to my characters in addition to The Financier. Maybe a quiet serving girl who has gotten real tired of Lucentia's crap. I know, right? I already pitty the poor woman. Her suffering might be alleviated by Lucentia randomly rotating at random through multiple serving girls, keeping her from dealing with her every day, Mary is more likely to have a permanent handmaiden. What would make it worse is that such servants would be imprisioned in the inner Sanctum even if they have no way of knowing anything important. I just thought of another: Someone who has an internal radar. He can sense land and other ships in the area. I name ye Sonar or Ping... maybe both. This does make me wonder how states like Washington were affected by Oregon's destruction. Logically, you'd expect them to have some degree of damage, since it's kind of ludicrous to imagine the Oregon state border having an ash-coated wasteland on one side and an idyllic paradise on the other. Natural disasters usually don't fit state borders so perfectly. True, after the events in Portland it would even make perfect sense for Lucentia to attack Baker Bay but sadly it is protected by it´s proximity to Cape Disappointment. Are we going to move through Oregon from North to South?
Tulir he/him Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 So, I am less busy, and I get on and see this! What is happening, it looks awesome. I think I will try to read the pages I missed this weekend, but a summary would be appreciated.
Edgedancer he/him Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 So, I am less busy, and I get on and see this! What is happening, it looks awesome. I think I will try to read the pages I missed this weekend, but a summary would be appreciated. For the Question I think the only really important arrangements are Joe starting to create an Epic pirate Crew and talk about making an active thread for Astoria, which would then be attacked by the pirates. There have of coure also been many jokes and some planning for the moment. In case you also want something for Portland and the Dalles, I would appreciate a reminder from which point on.
Mailliw73 he/him Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 In Portland, the time skip has happened. Altermind arrived at the meeting with Ligtwards. Remington and Alice met the Reckoners and Max. Refill tried to recruit Chi, but was turned down. Timeport is going to try next to recruit Chimera. Corpsemaker is gearing up for war. The MEE attack on TT should start soon. I think I got the main things.
Edgedancer he/him Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 In Portland, the time skip has happened. Altermind arrived at the meeting with Ligtwards. Remington and Alice met the Reckoners and Max. Refill tried to recruit Chi, but was turned down. Timeport is going to try next to recruit Chimera. Corpsemaker is gearing up for war. The MEE attack on TT should start soon. I think I got the main things. Also Lightwards took Sam´s mother hostage and killed a family friend for zombyfication, planning to reavel this subtily at the meeting. Currently he and Lucentia are at the museum making final preparations for meeting with Altermind. I wonder if trying to recruit Chimera will turn into something of a running gag. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 1, 2014 Author Posted November 1, 2014 I wonder if trying to recruit Chimera will turn into something of a running gag. "Hi. Chimera, is it?" "No, I'm not going to join your stupid alliance!" "...I was just going to tell you that you left your headlights on." "Oh." 3
Kobold King he/him Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 "Hi. Chimera, is it?" "No, I'm not going to join your stupid alliance!" "...I was just going to tell you that you left your headlights on." "Oh." Chimera: And nobody cares about my personality! They only care about my powers, not getting to know the real me! Upgrade: Yeah, join the club. Chimera: NO! 3
Voidus Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 Mitosis: HelloChimera: Oh not another one, no I'm not joining your alliance!Mitosis: *Sneers* I need no alliance I am my own alliance.Chimera: Oh I wish there were a hundred more like you.Mitosis: *Smiles* 4
mail-mi he/him Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 I've got it! The helmsman, aka: Wandersail (yes that's her name) Primary powers: can control the winds. Strong enough to create minor storms, but can't create anything like a highstorm hurricane. Passive power: she inately knows exactly where she is on the planet and which way the cardinal directions are. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 I've got it! The helmsman, aka: Wandersail (yes that's her name) Primary powers: can control the winds. Strong enough to create minor storms, but can't create anything like a highstorm hurricane. Passive power: she inately knows exactly where she is on the planet and which way the cardinal directions are. I like her! So, you guys were still waiting on a Kobold King™ pony, right? Direct image link. 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 1, 2014 Author Posted November 1, 2014 (edited) I've got it! The helmsman, aka: Wandersail (yes that's her name) Primary powers: can control the winds. Strong enough to create minor storms, but can't create anything like a highstorm hurricane. Passive power: she inately knows exactly where she is on the planet and which way the cardinal directions are. Call me immature, but whenever I hear about any powers involving "winds" or "gases" I think of one of the superhero interviews from The Incredibles bonus features. "I can control gases, which has often made me the butt of many a cruel joke—wait, why are you laughing? Oh, right, I said 'butt'! Laugh it up!" How mature (or immature) are these crewmates of hers? I like her! So, you guys were still waiting on a Kobold King™ pony, right? Direct image link. Epic Name: Kobold King Primary Power: Inter-universe travel and interaction with inhabitants. Mostly used to create self-insert comics with his own fictional characters. Secondary Power: Vanishing just when it looks like a fight's about to start. Modus Operandi: Threatening lovable characters with death for not celebrating his birthday. (CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY OR SAM GETS IT! JUST DO IT!) (That comic was incredimazable. ) Edited November 1, 2014 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 I like her! So, you guys were still waiting on a Kobold King™ pony, right? Direct image link. My demands have been fulfilled with all of the awesome, now you can die while I´m satisfied. (Where´s Sunburst?) Guy, we have to start a secret Kobold King birthday PM group. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 1, 2014 Author Posted November 1, 2014 Guy, we have to start a secret Kobold King birthday PM group. But you just said we needed to start it in public! Now it's not a secret anymore! 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 But you just said we needed to start it in public! Now it's not a secret anymore! It´s reversed psychology, by anouncing it in public he thinks I´m joking and the more we talk about it like this the more confused he gets, also everything is alright as long as its content stays secret. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 1, 2014 Author Posted November 1, 2014 What's that? I should be doing homework right now? Sorry, too busy ponifying Epics! Any names and/or power guesses? 3
Kobold King he/him Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 Epic Name: Kobold King Primary Power: Inter-universe travel and interaction with inhabitants. Mostly used to create self-insert comics with his own fictional characters. Secondary Power: Vanishing just when it looks like a fight's about to start. Modus Operandi: Threatening lovable characters with death for not celebrating his birthday. (CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY OR SAM GETS IT! JUST DO IT!) (That comic was incredimazable. ) Epic Weakness: Being foolish enough to reveal his Epic weakness. (Thanks! ) What's that? I should be doing homework right now? Sorry, too busy ponifying Epics! Any names and/or power guesses? Those are really awesome. I already know their names and powers, so it'd be unfair for me to enter serious guesses. With that in mind, I'm guessing Count Awesomesauce and Scratchy McYelloweyes. 1
mail-mi he/him Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 Wait...if Astoria is going to be the land of High Insanity...can Wandersail create winds powerful enough for a highstorm (YES I REALLY WANT A HIGHSTORM TO HIT ASTORIA KAY?) Side note: do we have anyone I'm the ship who can control rain 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 1, 2014 Author Posted November 1, 2014 Those are really awesome. I already know their names and powers, so it'd be unfair for me to enter serious guesses. With that in mind, I'm guessing Count Awesomesauce and Scratchy McYelloweyes. Thanks I am now beginning to regret not naming her Scratchy McYelloweyes. And I'm thinking we need to introduce an Epic by that name pronto. 1
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